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Which drunken people have you seen give interesting performances?
I remember that on the evening of the university graduation party, the class teacher made a speech. In order to win the Great Revolution, students should get up and drink freely. I won't drink unless I'm drunk. Except for toasting and drinking a few mouthfuls with my classmates, everyone else was drinking juice, which gave me a chance to see the wonderful and interesting performances of the drunken classmates.
That night, the students really had a good time and drank Erguotou. Male students always drink a large bottle of beer at a time until their bellies swell up. After I was full, I was eating melon seeds and peanuts and watching their every move.
I saw Liao Linan's classmate, drunk and boasting. He told us, "He must be a big boss after graduation, and invited all of us to travel to the Great Wall in Beijing-a private day trip. He will bear all the expenses. He also said that he is very powerful, has the ability to go to heaven and go to earth, and can predict the future astrology. He can do anything, cultivate immortality. " Say that finish, many students laughed, I saw Liao Li with open arms, like a fairy learned to fly.
On another table, someone was drunk. It's a female classmate. She has been crying. Two female classmates pulled her, otherwise she would have hit the wall. She kept saying to herself, "Why did he leave me and leave me alone? It is meaningless to live, and it is meaningless to die. " She repeated, probably a broken-hearted and sad person. I looked sad and drunk.
Oh, oh, oh, some people are drunk, men and women are holding hands, singing and dancing, some people are drunk and unconscious, snoring on their desks, and there are many kinds of drunk people, some look normal and some are abnormal.
I've seen drunken people give such interesting performances. Although it's interesting, I think it's a special expression of their repressed feelings, so it doesn't matter. Praise them and spit them out.
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