A large collection of interesting, tasteful and funny text messages! ! !

1. There are scriptures, temples, meat and wine, tea, noodles and baths to pick up girls; I’m afraid that the Shuangxi stern boat cannot carry many girls; an egg cake and a bowl of spicy soup are enough. Sharing a low-rent house with a girl, it’s time to go to bed!

2. If you are disorganized and lack vision, you must first learn to organize old things properly; if you are slow, conservative, dull and honest without any creativity, then congratulations, you are a genius of collecting!

3. I returned to Guizhou last night. On the plane, I originally wanted to tease the stewardess, but she was teased by the stewardess. When the meal was served, I said, do you have tissues? MM took out a tissue from her pocket and gave it to me; then asked if you have a toothpick, and she took out a toothpick from another pocket; I was very depressed, and asked again if you have disposable chopsticks, and MM handed me the chopsticks. At the same time, he said something that petrified me: Do I look like Doraemon?

4. "Personality" is beautiful when you are beautiful, not when you are smelly. Cool is cool, not cool when it's cold. Being handsome means being handsome, not just being a brother. Love is love, not love after saying it. I don’t say it, but it’s still love. Don't stay on the surface of anything.

5. The knowledge of eating fish. Give the fish eyes to the leader, and it means to look high; give the fish beam to the distinguished guests, and call them the mainstay; give the fish mouth to the friends, and call them close to each other; give the fish tail to the subordinates, and call them to be entrusted with important tasks; fish. Giving the fins to the younger generation means that they can spread their wings and fly high; giving the fish belly to new knowledge means that they can open their hearts to others; giving the butt of the fish to the frustrated ones means that they will be blessed in the future; eating the fish meat freely means that they will have more than enough every year.

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Reference material: Lameng mobile phone text message, which contains a lot of exciting content)