A short sentence about roommates

1, you learn to be a roommate, but you don't know that people are waiting to graduate as executives in their parents' company; You learn from your friends' affectation, but they don't have to worry about themselves except their feelings; You learn to paint the street with your best friend, but you don't know that someone has a boyfriend who is trying to make money and give her flowers. When you need to bury your head in farming, you mistakenly enter someone else's orchard, thinking that you have harvested the whole autumn. This is the biggest death. (turning)

Our roommate has a broken bike, but he regards it as a treasure. Afraid of being stolen, I locked three locks. One day he ran into the dormitory with a sad face and said to us, "My bike was stolen." At that time, a roommate said, "You give it to me. I don't want anyone to steal it." At this time, a roommate who studied psychology said: A bicycle with three locks can easily cause thieves' professional psychology. Such a challenging car will be stolen even if it is broken.

It was cloudy, but it didn't rain. I went to class with my roommate, who was holding an umbrella. I asked, there is neither sun nor rain here. What do you cover with an umbrella? The roommate replied thoughtfully. . . Cover up ugliness. .

4. Get up in the morning, sneak a peek at your roommate's bed, as long as one of them is still under the bed, close your eyes and go back to sleep …

We are not lovers, but we are like lovers. He doesn't drink or smoke. Last night, he and his roommate went to KTV to confess to me. I thought it was a joke. This is his first time to drink.

6. Today is the second snow I met in Liaocheng. It seems a little smaller than last year, so I don't expect to have a snowball fight and make a snowman. Even so, I am very happy. People who hide under the covers in this weather are the happiest. My roommate is telling his girlfriend in Jiangxi that I will take you to see the snow! Couples in winter always warm people's hearts, although I have a lot of homework to finish. We agreed to watch the first snow with you, but not this year. Although we are not together, it is also a comfort to think about the same snow in the same sky.

7. If my mobile phone is not around for half an hour, I will feel insecure and tired. Won't my roommate play like this?

8, a movie every day, a single cycle of a song (hear my roommate annoying scold me). This kind of college life is really good, but the good times are always so short.

9. I said in the dormitory that I am a descendant of the sun. do you want to see it ? That's what I said last time. Song Joong Ki is super handsome. My roommate said it was the fire department. I, Zhong Ji, am a soldier elder brother who went to war.

10, when all roommates go to bed, don't stay alone, or you will be treated as a dog … what a painful realization!

1 1, and said that he would buy a game blanket for lol next semester, and he wanted to raise a pot of Kobanawa roommates to go out to play and build himself a small hot pot. I want to see what I like again, and I want to go to many places to take many photos. As a result, I think, I really want to give up all this.

12, I met a lot of history. For example, at midnight last night, a roommate actually received a courier call. When was the communication in the middle of the night, I was drunk; The same roommate complained that my mother wouldn't let me get a tan or anything. I didn't want her to go to Thailand before, and I didn't want her to get a tan. What a fashionable mother!

13, I hope it doesn't rain, so I can continue running instead of playing table tennis with my roommate all night.

14, skipping classes at the university, going out to meet people at the station. After about ten minutes of class, I sent a short message to my roommate, "Did the teacher call the roll?" The roommate replied, "No roll call." I am very happy. Then another short message from my roommate came, "But the teacher asked you to do the questions on the blackboard."

15, National Day roommates all went out to travel, leaving me alone to count money in the dormitory.

16, it's windy and cold outside. There is no usual meowing. There is no class at night, and my roommate is very noisy. I miss you very much.

17, my roommate sang Happy Birthday to me just now, and my tears rolled around. At this moment, wish me a happy birthday I have become a 20-year-old Capricorn. Gratitude.

18, fuck! I am in a super bad mood! ! The gate and my own house were locked, but the one who lived together was stolen. Is this my fault? I stole you, robbed you and apologized to you? I'm not looking for a thief if I lose something, but asking for a good attitude, saying that if I have a good attitude, I won't take any responsibility! Please keep your head, okay? I locked the gate. It is a thief or a thief who steals from you! Shit, are you sick! Anyone who touches the principle will be locked in a dark room! I really knelt down. My roommate's mobile phone broke down and borrowed it from me. I kindly lent it to him. Yesterday, I found out that he actually took off a large piece of paint on my receiver and said that he had buckled it! Damn it, how can there be such a person? Kindly lent him his mobile phone and ruined it for me. Damn, I'm in a super bad mood now ! !

19, I forgot my key when I went out for dinner, and my roommate went on a date. Helpless, I can only call Lao Yang for help. Lao Yang's first sentence is, no wonder you are so lonely and don't know how to take care of yourself. Hiding in Lao Yang's shop, he smokes and I play computer. I really want to set off fireworks.

20. Roll call in class! My roommate quickly called her roommate and said, hurry up, the teacher will call the roll ... My roommate said quietly, turn on the speaker. ...

2 1, the story goes like this: Last night, I bought milk tea, and it itched unbearable. Happy to drink, the phone is going to sleep. I found that I wanted to go to the toilet. I brushed Weibo and watched Lan's video again yesterday. I always feel haunted. I'm afraid of falling asleep after going to the toilet. I found that my insomnia was due to milk tea. Suddenly I heard my roommate say loudly, what! ! I fell out of bed with goose bumps, and I immediately realized that she was talking in her sleep. Then I couldn't sleep and watched a lot of live videos of Hi before. This is art's confession.

22. Destroy: She said to her roommate: Nima. Last night's adventure was a fucking loss!

23. I may be old, so I miss it-I went to bed at noon yesterday and dreamed of getting together with teachers and classmates in high school. I dreamed of playing with my college roommate last night. When I woke up, I felt full of memories.

24. My roommate said it was strange that I didn't find a boyfriend. Actually, I want to find a good boy. However, I am not good now, so I should try to make myself have enough capital to attract outstanding people.

25. It rained outside all night, and my roommate was already fast asleep in bed. Turn your head a little, and you can see the rain outside the window. In the distance is the Third Ring Expressway. The big truck flashed by the small window, and the lights flashed. At this moment, I suddenly want to go home. ?