What is the most classic sentence in history? Thank you for your questions.

1◎ When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat. 2◎ arguing with MM about whether whales are fish or not, and finally I said, "I have a personal word with me", and she agreed that whales are not fish. 3◎ There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off the whole leg and didn't even find a piece of copper! I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. I bury my wife in the ground in spring, and in autumn I will be … shot! If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you! 6◎ People who have traveled all over the brothel are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao. 7◎ Listen to your words and save me ten books! 8 ◎ Appeared at the age of , and made progress every day at the age of 1. 2-year-old dreams, 3-year-old hard work. At the age of 4, he is basically oriented, and at the age of 5, he is popular everywhere. Playing mahjong at the age of 6, wandering around at the age of 7. 8-year-old lesbians are common, and 9-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall! 9◎ Take off your clothes, I'm an animal. Put on your clothes, I'm devil wears prada! 1◎ Teacher, just follow the old woman! ... after a long time ... Teacher, please spare me! 11◎ "Honey, I'm ... I'm pregnant ... for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, you don't have to be responsible ..." 12 ◎ We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I hope she treats gold like dung. 13◎ It is better to talk about QQ for half a year after studying Chinese for 1 years. 14◎ I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out six coins from my pocket: if all six were heads, I would go to class! After thinking for a long time, forget it, don't take the risk ... 15◎ I bought a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty for 8, yuan, and yesterday I went to the column of Jianbao for identification. The expert said seriously, "Which one of these is from the Western Zhou Dynasty?" This is from last week! " 16◎ I can tolerate a fake figure, a fake face, a fake chest and a fake hip! ! ! But I just don't tolerate that money is fake! ! ! ! 17◎ A scholar plays dead for a confidant, and a woman has plastic surgery for someone who pleases herself. 18◎ When I grow up, I will marry Tang Priest. If I can play, I will eat him if I can't. 19◎ One mountain can't accommodate two tigers, unless there is a male and a female. 2◎ Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly before you find yourself really ugly. 21◎ If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can also make a small fortune. 22◎ personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female. 23◎ Give me some sunshine and I will rot. 24◎ You have to eat a little properly to lose weight. 25◎ Shake, shake to Naihe Bridge. 26◎ Fate shuffles the cards, but it is ourselves who play cards! 27◎ Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! 28◎ Come back quickly, I can't fool alone! 29◎ Life is like Song Zude's mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next ~ ~ 3 ◎ You fall down, get up and cry again ~~~ 31◎ There are only teeth and love in the world. 32◎ A dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi 'an Jiaotong University. When she came out, she sobbed: "555, I can't get married in my life ..." 33 ◎ Born, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy. 34◎ My cousin is over forty. Starting from the text, I failed in the exam for three years. Then I practiced martial arts, and I made a shot on the field of martial arts, and I was drummed up and expelled. Change to medicine, write a good prescription, take it, and die. 35◎ Asking how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel ... 36 ◎ My life is limited, and so is eating ~~~ 37◎ There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money! When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, the mirror is even. 39◎ Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you have to throw stones at my head! 4◎ If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first, and don't blame the earth for not having gravity when you are constipated. 41◎ clap your head to make decisions, clap your chest to ensure that you leave. 42◎ We walk too fast, and our souls can't keep up ... 43 ◎ Don't be as knowledgeable as people on earth ~ ~ 44 ◎ A girl needs to be successful once from a virgin to a woman, and a boy needs to be honed repeatedly from a virgin to a man! 45◎ If you come out to mix, your wife will change sooner or later! 46◎ When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world couldn't save me ... 47 ◎ All rich people are grandfathers! But those who owe money and don't pay it back are even more! 48◎ Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad. 49◎ Why should you sleep for a long time before you die? 5 ◎ A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver. 51◎ Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students. 52◎ On the way to Xi 'an on business, a Dalian man boasted a lot about how good Dalian was, and then said that Dalian held a grand celebration on the centenary of the founding of the city, and then asked a person next to him, "Is there any celebration on the centenary of the founding of Xi 'an?" A few buddies in Xi 'an next to them were stunned. After a while, they forced out a sentence: "I remember that when Xi 'an was founded 6 years ago, there was a' bonfire play vassal' ..." 53 ◎ Diamonds last forever, and one went bankrupt! 54◎ In a harmonious campus, a cyclist may be a doctor, while a Mercedes-Benz driver may be a logistics ... 55 ◎ It is gold, which will always be spent; It's a mirror, which always reflects light ... 56 ◎ The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she didn't pass Grade 4 and didn't accept it in the nunnery. 57◎ Stars can become more famous if they take off a little, but I was arrested if I took off my clothes! 58◎ Look at a beautiful MM, but there is no way to strike up a conversation. I picked up a brick by the roadside and stepped forward. "Classmate, did you drop this?" 59◎ When I was a child, my dream was not to be a scientist. I fantasized that I was a master of a landlord's family, with a fertile land and a thousand hectares of land. I was ignorant all day long and had nothing to do. I led a group of dog slaves to the streets to flirt with a good girl ... 6 ◎ Don't talk to me about ideals, quit! 61◎ Roses are yours, chocolates are yours and diamonds are yours. You, mine! 62◎ The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for is coming, followed by the wolf! 63◎ What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters! 64◎ Two farmers boasted: "The chickens on our farm eat all tea leaves and lay all tea eggs." "Yes, our farm gives the chickens wallets and lets them lay poached eggs." 65◎ Cockroaches are not afraid of cockroach medicine, but we can't even handle vitamins! 66◎ If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following! 67◎ When men cheat, their IQ is second only to Einstein! 68 study hard for China! A pack of Chinese is a lot of money ... 69 ◎ If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop your hand unbuttoning her clothes! 7◎ Don't think that wearing dirty clothes can be a tainted witness; Don't think that you can be a clogs witness by wearing wooden slippers ... 71 ◎ The cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistakes are your own. 72◎ Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change. 73◎ If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I am innocent ... 74 ◎ Laozi not only has a car, but also works on his own ... 75 ◎ Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man, and men often use a QQ number to fill all kinds of women ... 76 ◎ I came across the so-called contemporary women's mate selection standard in the book: "If you have a car and a house, your parents will die." Depressed. I wrote down the imaginary criteria for choosing a wife: "The wealth in the family is over 1 million, the beauty is the best in the world, the virtuous is gentle and sexy, and the father-in-law has terminal cancer ..." 77 ◎ Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied. 78◎ Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art! In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married! You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig! 81◎ It's a lightning bolt, and it's not worth mentioning that it's impossible to change without changing. In the storm in as a symbol of our love, why can't a house be swept all over the world? It's raining all the time in the east and the west, and when will lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight be stupefied? How can you kill a chicken with a cow knife, how can you save Zhao Baokui by encircling the state of Wei, how can you be Very good bye, and how can you save eight teeth and ice flowers in the west? 83◎ A beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy and lovely virgin, just like a ghost, men are talking about it, but no one has ever seen it with their own eyes ... 84 ◎ I remember the primary school teacher scolding me: "I will kick you out with a slap!" I wanted to laugh at that time, but I was afraid to laugh. Now, I dare to laugh, but I won't laugh ... 85 ◎ If happiness is a cloud, if pain is like a star. Then my life is really cloudless in Wan Li, sky full of stars ... 86 ◎ The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become a "person". 87◎ Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. 88◎ The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up yourself. 89◎ The tragedy of life lies in: I worked so hard to have a beautiful dream with fragrant contents all night, and I woke up the next morning and I couldn't remember it all! 9◎ My father asked me what I wanted in life. I answered money and beauty, and my father hit me in the face fiercely; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively. 91◎ Men are lustful. A little stronger is called a sex maniac, a little stronger is called a sex maniac, and a little stronger is called a sex maniac. Especially strong, it becomes a perverted sex maniac, and it is called a human aesthetic artist. 92◎ I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a short message: "Let's break up!" Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, it was sent wrong." This can be completely sad ... 93 ◎ It is forbidden to urinate here, and offenders will confiscate their tools. 94◎ Looking at beautiful women in the street, looking higher is appreciation, and looking lower is hooliganism. 95◎ Son of a bitch, we still have a lot of things to do in this life. Don't waste your time playing hide-and-seek with me, and jump out quickly ~~~ 96◎ Women like two flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible! 97◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎ So there was the day. The beauty said, "I want a diamond ring!" " So she got a diamond ring. The rich man said, "I want a woman!" " So he had a woman. I said, "I want to take a shower!" " I cann't believe the water stopped! 99 I really don't understand that girls buy many beautiful clothes just to attract boys' attention, but what boys want to see is girls who don't wear clothes. 1◎ Once in a while, you will feel great if you live in silence, but it will be miserable if you live in silence ...