Welcome humorous sentences

Welcome humorous sentences. When customers come to visit, they need to say a welcome sentence, but customers have heard a lot of such words. If they want to stand out, they can try to add a little sense of humor. I arranged the following humorous sentences, I hope you like them.

Welcome to the humorous sentence 1 1, happiness means eating together.

2.good afternoon. What can I get you?

Distinguished guests, thank you for coming. It was cold and dusty all the way, and you didn't take care of everything. Please wipe your hands while eating, and then sit down.

4. On _ Month _ Day, the new store Hongzhang opened and launched a grand opening reward activity! Welcome new and old customers to visit, enjoy health and enjoy life! _ Store Address: Store _ 0/-5, Garden Road, _ City _ District.

5, the breeze welcomes guests to laugh, all the way to the rooftop.

6. What can I do for you?

Firecrackers are ringing and there are many flower baskets. Today, the new store will open, and my heart is full of joy. From the beginning of hard work, financial resources will roll in. Friends came to the store together, and their popularity was full of beauty. Prepare a bottle of thin wine to express your gratitude. Do come!

8, selling grilled fish, selling happiness.

9, the sun is shining, and there are many good days; Flowers are fragrant and birds sing; When you are happy, you will start a good business; Send a short message, specially invited; Raise a glass together and have a good drink; Xiangyun, around the head; Willing to come, excited; Come on time, don't be late!

10, welcome back, don't go any further.

1 1. There is a good wife at home and a Zhou Mapo outside.

12, dear friends, how are you doing now? It's an honor to successfully open this store with your help. I sincerely hope that you can attend my opening ceremony on June 65438+ 10/day.

13, the night is a little deep and my heart is a little drunk. I wonder if your friend is asleep; Send my warm wishes-my hotel will open tomorrow; Have a good sleep and have a good dream; Wake up and the bright sunshine shines on you. Then join us!

14, the opening is very good and profitable, and you are invited to participate. Good luck, weddings gather wealth, welcome to gather popularity, and visitors from all directions will have a prosperous business. The new store is about to open, and we look forward to your guidance. Our shop is full of glory!

15, Song Qing has all been assembled and is waiting to welcome the guests.

16, what warms you is the service, and what moves you is the food.

17, big opening, firecrackers everywhere, full of wine, invite friends, increase popularity, drink well, join happily, have fun together, smoke less, you can't live without it! Hehehe, come on, hahaha, happy!

18, welcome to come, you eat, I'll take a beautiful picture of you.

19, Yan Yusheng welcomes guests and treats friends with flowers.

20. It is really cold outside today. Come in and get warm!

2 1, opening ceremony, you are cordially invited to come! At that time, the three specialty stores in our store will enjoy the big discount of buy one get one free. In addition, the popular niche in Hong Kong will also help out. If you want to know more details, remember to attend our opening ceremony on time!

22. The store will be grandly opened on _ _, and a wonderful journey will begin. Every old customer can give a set of skin care products to the store, and sincerely look forward to your arrival.

23, opening firecrackers, inviting friends and relatives to increase popularity, celebrating with wine as a song, friends and relatives are invited, happy to come to the party, happy and happy.

Today, when the store opened, we held a festive banquet and invited friends to celebrate. We only received blessings and support, not gifts. Old friend, I now formally invite you to dinner. My career has been supported by you all the way, and now I can't live without you. Come on!

Life doesn't have to wait, but it's time to get together.

26, I opened today, specially invited XiShen, gratifying again and again; Invited the god of wealth, financial resources will roll in; I want to think about it, but I can't miss your existence as a lucky star! Be sure to come to the wedding banquet to add happiness to me!

Welcome humor statement 2 1. Dear users, xx clothing store has launched "value shopping activities". Anyone who buys xx, xx and other series of clothing during the xx Festival can enjoy the ex-factory price. In addition, there are unexpected surprises for you. Buy it quickly! Unsubscribe back to T.

2. Through your understanding of xxx furniture in these days, I believe you have realized that xxx furniture is a high-end quality brand with complete facilities, environmental protection and fashion! Furniture is a durable commodity, and quality, matching and high-quality after-sales service are definitely the most important things for everyone who chooses furniture! I'm sure you do the same!

3. Dear xx, hello! Xx clothing store will be grandly opened at xx time/place! You are cordially invited to come! When you come to the store, you will get a wealth of free gifts, and you will also have a chance to draw a grand prize! We will serve you wholeheartedly! Unsubscribe back to T.

4. Hello, Mr./Ms. xx! I am the most intimate designer xx of your new house decoration, and I would like to remind you that your new home will have good results only if it is designed! On xx, xx, xx, we will open in xxx Hotel at night 1. You and your family are welcome to attend. Welcome to visit! Hotline: xx! Unsubscribe back to T.

Dear xx, in order to provide you with a better and more comfortable environment, our store will officially open on xx after renovation! All customers who come to our store for consumption on the same day can enjoy the great promotion discount for the opening of the new store! Unsubscribe back to T.

6. Dear users, hello! Tomorrow, our xx merchants will invite xx experts to discuss and explain xx for everyone. The opportunity is rare. Come and listen to it sometime. We even have a small gift. Hotline: xx! Unsubscribe back to T.

7. Hello, Brother/Sister X, I'm xx from xx brand. I had a very pleasant telephone conversation with you today. Thank you for your support of my work. Our colleague xxx will send you a "vip card" at 10 tomorrow morning, and the delivery address is xxx building in xxxx community. Please confirm that the address is wrong. In the meantime, I wish you a happy job!

8. Hello, Ms./Mr. xx! I am the designer xxx who just contacted you. This is my contact information and micro signal. Please save and add my micro signal. If you have any questions about decoration in the future, you can tell me. See you at xx on x day! I'll give you a call before I leave, and you can inform me directly if you have something on the road.

9. The perfect configuration of our xxx furniture from bedroom, study, living room, dining room to mattress will definitely create a harmonious, warm and comfortable high-end home environment for you! Excellent after-sales service gives you no worries, especially our furniture is of original design, and all materials are carefully selected and strictly tested, which is unique in the industry!

10, dear xx, your house has been completed. Please take time to come and accept it on xx, xx, xx. Our xx staff (name: xx, telephone number: xx) will accompany you. If you have any engineering problems, you can inform the attendant or call xx. Wish you a happy life!

1 1, Dear Mr. Chen Xiaoniu, hello! ? This is HR Chen Snail from the company? ,? Are you online? I saw that you submitted your resume on (xx recruitment platform xx). After preliminary examination, I'd like to invite you: 2065438+March 25th, 2009 at 10 for an interview in our company. Company address: (xx) and contact information: (xx). Please reply when you receive it, thank you!

12, how dare I disturb you without any big action! We sincerely invite you to attend the company-level banquet in xx on March 15. X-fold off the whole audience, and the global travel award is in hand. When you check in at the store, you will get a beautiful gift worth xx yuan. More surprises will be announced on the same day. Time: On the evening of X 18: 00-20: 00, contact me at Zhang San 138xx (telephone), address: Home Life Museum of a company. Unsubscribe and reply to TD

13 Dear Mr. (Ms.) xx, thank you for your strong support for our work. Last week, you attended the xx course in our school. How do you feel? The next xx course is this Wednesday. Besides, if you have any questions, please feel free to contact me. Tel: xx, I wish you a happy life! Unsubscribe back to T.

14 Dear Mr. Chen Xiaoniu, hello! I just called your HR. We sincerely invite you to come to our company for an interview for (xx position) on the morning of March 25th, 20 19. Address: (xx)? , telephone (xx)? Please reply when you receive it. Thank you!

15 xx Mr./Ms., hello! I'm a designer of xx company. Thank you for your trust in our company. We have made a plan for your whole house decoration and sent it to your mailbox. Please check it! If you have any questions, please feel free to call xx to contact me!

16, Mr. xx, hello, I'm Xiao Zhang from a specialty store in xx. Last time you said you would come to our store tomorrow. I have prepared drawings and budget plans for you. At the same time, in order to thank you for your support, we specially applied for a small gift from our store manager to give you a surprise! Our shop is in number two. Xx, xx road Call me when you arrive and I'll pick you up.

17, hello, Brother X/Sister X. My colleague Xiao X told me after he came back that it was really nice to communicate with you. He thanked you very much. I also hope you can come to the scene as soon as possible, and I personally thank you. Our activities are strong and affordable, and there are many prizes, so you have a great chance to win the grand prize. I sincerely hope that you will have the opportunity to take away all the big refrigerators, big color TVs and big washing machines.

18, Dear xx customer, xx this month is the anniversary celebration of our beauty salon. To thank you for your kindness to our store, you can get a free coupon worth 500 yuan when you come to the store during the activity, which will expire.

19, Mr. X and Ms. X, thank you for coming to "xxx brand activity". I feel extremely honored and excited to get your recognition and support! Thank you sincerely for your trust and support. In the future, we will repay your trust with timely and professional after-sales service! My most sincere thanks!

20. Miss X, thank you for your strong support to our work. Last week, you had a facial with us. How do you feel? Your next treatment is this Wednesday. Besides, if you have any questions, please feel free to consult me. I am a professional beauty consultant.