April fool's day confession routine sentences

1, you are the joy of youth, and the teenager you like is you. Happy April Fool's Day. 2. The spring breeze is 10 miles, 50 miles, 100 miles, measured at 800 meters, and two Wan Li under the sea, Dove chocolate, herb-flavored Baxi, cocoa brownies, durian jackfruit, cheese corn kernels, mashed potatoes in chicken sauce, beef tenderloin with black pepper, braised spicy chicken, braised pork ribs and fish in sauce and vinegar are not as good as you. Happy April Fool's Day. 3. The lock screen is you, the password is you, the home screen is you, the avatar is you, the chat background is you, the typing keyboard is you, the personality theme is you, the background wall is you, all of them are you, and even 10086 has noted your name. Since I met you, everything I took for granted has become you. Happy April Fool's Day. 4, like is presumptuous, but I'm sorry, I can only restrain you. Happy April Fool's Day. I think it's time to confess to you. No matter where you are today, I will love you for ten thousand years and wait for you for a lifetime! Happy April Fool's Day. 6. I once had a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day! 7. In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall. Look, the countless stars in front of you are my blessings. 8. When I was most helpless, you helped me out of the predicament and let me know that someone still cares about me and loves me. It also made me understand how wonderful it is to love someone. Let me pay for this life and accompany you to the old age. Happy April Fool's Day! 9. I like you. The first sentence is false, and the second sentence is false. 10, I don't think we are really suitable to be friends. You'd better change your job and be my wife! 1 1. If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in-my heart. The brevity of life creates the eternity of love. Beautiful girl, please don't be narcissistic, open your heart and accept my roses. 13, wherever you fly, I will follow; No matter where you run, I will chase you. Then I'll kill you ―― dead fly. 14, a drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty! 15, I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years! 16, this feeling has never been seen before. Every day is affecting my thoughts. Every time I breathe, my heart is occupied, but I feel helpless. You fascinate me and have a special liking for you. 17, since I saw you that time, my soul seems to have been taken away by you, and your shadow occupies every memory of me. Can you understand my infatuation? 18, I miss you so much. I cut all the telephone lines on the earth, burned all my mobile phone cards, emptied my wallet, and took all the rest of my medicine. Hey! But I still miss you. 19, I heard that you are moving? The address is 520 Xiang 'ai Road, Love City. The landlord loves you the most, the rent is your love, and the lease period is a lifetime. Congratulations! Congratulations! 20. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition. 2 1, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork! Happy April Fool's Day! 22. Excuse me! I accidentally sent "like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day! If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in-my heart. 24. I will follow you wherever you fly; No matter where you run, I will chase you. Then I'll kill you ―― dead fly. 25. I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years! 26. This feeling has never been felt before. Every day, every breath, my heart is occupied, but I feel helpless. You fascinate me and have a special liking for you. 27. Since I saw you that time, my soul seems to have been taken away by you, and your shadow has occupied every memory of me. Can you understand my infatuation? 28. I think you want to break the telephone line of the earth, burn the mobile phone card, empty your wallet and take all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you. 29. I heard that you are moving? The address is 520 Xiang 'ai Road, Love City. The landlord loves you the most, the rent is your love, and the lease period is a lifetime. Congratulations! Congratulations! 30. There's something I've always wanted to tell you. I've been hiding it for a long time, but I don't have the courage to tell you. Today I want to say to you loudly: I love you. By the way, I remind you that today is April Fool's Day. 3 1, I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are particularly `, extremely, very rare, and extremely stupid, so stupid that I don't even know that I like you ... 32, your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day! 33. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you when I eat, and dream about you when I sleep. I can't do it during the day and I can't sleep at night. I have suffered a lot. When can I give you the-5 million prize! Happy April Fool's Day! 34. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations! 35. In those 1 encounters, my eyes never left you again. Three classmates are lucky enough to be your bosom friends. They miss you five times, and tears of love flow into the river, floating 708 memories and 99 happy hearts. Say 10, today is April Fool's Day. 36. April Fool's Day will be in a few days. Here, I remind you to be careful! Don't worry, I won't lie to you. How could I embarrass you, such a lovely pig! 37. I hope you know that there is someone who always cares about you and someone who always misses you. Like starlight, it is your smiling eyes. It adorns my heart curtain and shines every night. 38. On the day when it is hard to tell the truth from the false, vulgar roses and disgusting love words kneel in the crowded square and say I love you. Honey, forgive me for having to use these stupid and stupid methods. Wish you a happy holiday! 39. It's very unfortunate to tell you that at the moment of receiving this message, you have been poisoned by the most terrible poison on earth! And I visited people all over the country, and no one can solve it! The only way to detoxify is: if you miss me. 40. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day! The second sentence of April Fool's Day confession routine 1, I didn't see your emotion. I miss you all the time. It's good to be small and broad. I would like to be a stupid bird, incubating eggs and building a love nest as soon as possible! April fool's day is coming, and my sincere confession to you is in the fourth word. You got it? Today is April Fool's Day. I think it's time to confess to you. No matter where you are today, as long as you smile and shout "I am a beauty" three times, I will appear in front of you. 3. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig. No matter the ends of the earth, no matter spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me. No matter where I go, you are the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will? I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are a special, special, rare and unusual fool who doesn't even know that I like you! 6. Erguotou, who is half a catty, is a veteran at the age of two, eating, drinking, gambling and smoking at the age of three, and cheating and stealing at the age of four. This person is young and promising. When he grows up, he has a low IQ. He knows that this person is you, and he still insists on seeing the end. Admire! Admire! 7. I was born to be useful, but I can't understand it! One day, Wang Di woke up from a dream. After getting up at eight tomorrow morning, he will understand after eating the cake. 8. I am a lonely tree. For thousands of years, I have been standing on the side of the road, waiting for loneliness, just because one day you walk by me and I will fall for you. If I don't hit you, it's for nothing. Happy April Fool's Day! 9. From the moment I saw you, my heartbeat told me that you were the one I had been waiting for all my life. You have given me courage and motivation, and I will use my life's efforts to care for this heart. 10, you, you little goblin, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love! 1 1. If one day my white hair is no longer beautiful, will you still touch my cheek and say to accompany me to the ends of the earth? If naive old, the sea really dried up, I just want to be in Qian Qian with you for thousands of years! 12, you-beautiful and lovely! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. Lend it to you on April Fool's Day! 13, God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you had no lovely friends, so he created me. At the same time, God found that there is no fool in this world and created you by the way. 14, I had a dream last night: God told me that this life is doomed to loneliness. There is only one way to crack it: send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, and I'm finished. 15, I love you so much that I can't extricate myself. I hope to see you everywhere the wind blows. Happy April Fool's Day in shopping malls, streets, forests, grasslands and toilets! 16, I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even have to be friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day! 17, God said he would grant me a wish. I said I want world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. On reflection, he said, I'll look at the globe again. Happy April Fool's Day! 18. Feeling for you is a simple natural index. You can differentiate several times, and the constant remains the same ... You can integrate if you want, but there will be one more constant, and that constant is equal to-I love you. 19, if falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong forever. I used to laugh at the little happiness you gave you; I cried because you were inadvertently left out. 20. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send messages to chase you, I hope we will never blow it. 2 1, baby, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings. 22, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will evaporate, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will cost money, and nonsense will cost money! I don't believe 1 cent won't knock you out. 23. When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... it's bad luck to be with you. 24. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition. 25, the side of MM overlord is a curse; When I practice my skills and have a successful career, I can serve my parents well; Be sure to lay down your life and take it to the Civil Affairs Bureau! Happy April Fool's Day! 26. Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together. I said emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day! 27. Ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can skip meals every day. Don't sleep, but I can't miss you. Marry me! 28, the wind lifted your long hair, you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day! 29. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and my crazy mood will be reduced by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you. 30. Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, thinking about your affection, being half-hearted when not meeting you, and being single-minded when meeting you. If one day we get a refund, at least we still have memories. Happy April Fool's Day! 3 1, I don't think we are really suitable to be friends. You'd better switch to be my wife! I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day! 33. pig hunting notice: a purebred white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now! 34. The melon at the foot of Dongshan Mountain is called white gourd, the melon on the West Lake is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, and what about the melon on the sand beside Nice Lake? Idiot, "good fool"! Haha, just kidding, how are you? 35. When you walk, you will be scattered, and your memory will fade; Watch, you are tired and the stars are dim; Listen, I woke up and started complaining; I turned around and found you, disappeared, and suddenly lost. Happy April Fool's Day! 36. I used your tender body to drive me close to my naked body countless times. That kind of gentle touch and irregular exercise made me enjoy a thrill. While I was enjoying myself, you gradually lost weight. Oh, poor soap! 37. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessing and accompany you forever, forever 38. I am old and crazy about love. I never believe in the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings! You told me that you would take care of me all my life, but you broke your word, but it doesn't matter. I will wait for you forever, waiting for you to fulfill your promise. I have a tear from you in my heart. When will you come back to dry it? 40. The wind passing through the flowers is a constant drag on you. No one knows how painful this yearning is, how to completely empty your heart and tear it up mercilessly. Your figure is always dancing in my heart, which makes me intoxicated. 4 1. At night, I was naked and desperately looking for you. I really can't live without you. Only you can make me comfortable. Where are you at this important moment? I shouted in despair: Mom, there is no soap!