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Yoga card

It doesn't matter what the name of the yoga card is. That's what the yoga studio thinks. You come to me for a card, and I can give you a VVVIP card. It's all names and titles.

Types of yoga cards: supplementary cards, experience cards, monthly cards, season cards, semi-annual cards and annual cards.

There is also a kind of card: high temperature card, body card, fast thin card and so on.

It depends on how the yoga studio owner promotes sales and activities. He can also combine several cards and give them a new name.

For example, if you get a monthly card, he will send you a membership card; If you have a season card, he can increase the temperature once or twice. You can call this card a VIP card. If you have a card for half a year, he can send you a few more high-temperature classes, and then send you slimming, belly dancing and other things. You can call this card a VVIP card, or a more advanced name. Of course, the annual card is better and feels more advanced (these are the management methods of yoga studios, and different yoga studios have different names, even if the names are the same, the contents are not necessarily the same).

Actually, he's just a name. To know whether it is good or not depends on the content, not the name!