Humorous SMS on mobile phone

1. You sent a message to that person in the middle of the night: If you sleep wrong, sleep again!

When you receive this message, your mobile phone has been poisoned! Please undress and autobiography naked for 3 times in 10 second, or your mobile phone will explode and you will still laugh! Take it off!

3. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied was a Rwandan wild boar, the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation, and the storer was an American pervert!

4. Dear users: After verification, most of the short messages you send to the opposite sex are suspected of sexual harassment. Please bring your own bench to the nearest police station for education tomorrow, otherwise your SMS function will be suspended!

5. If you want money and have no money, you must be talented and unattractive, and it has been listed as "three noes". You must leave the city within 24 hours after receiving the order, or you will be severely punished!

6. Dear users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city, with a bonus of 6,543.8+0,000 yuan. Please take a pistol to any bank to collect it. Password: Freeze!

7. This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful pattern ... Is it interesting to flip it?

8. There are four steps:

(1) Send a short message to that person first: Look left.

(2) Send another one later: Look to the right.

(3) Send another one later: Look back.

(4) Then send the last one immediately: A patient got lost in an insane asylum. The patient's characteristic is to look around with a mobile phone. ......

9. Dear users: Hello! Because of the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!