Valentine's day humorous sentences

1, comrades have not yet taken off their orders, and the revolution still needs efforts.

2. Real warriors should dare to face up to beautiful girls and face bleak singles;

I am single and proud. I save rubber for my motherland. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

Chopin, if you can pop up the sadness of labor and capital, labor and capital will give you a dollar.

5. If two people have been together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

6. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, you are online, and I am invisible.

8. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

9. I like when you are plump. Why are you so thin now? What makes me feel sorry? Oh, my wallet!

10, meeting is a melodious song, getting to know each other is a mellow wine, getting along is a wild goose flying south, and knowing each other is Gu Teng. When I am calm, I will always miss you silently. May happiness and peace be with you forever. Happy Valentine's Day!

1 1. Go out and recruit some children on Valentine's Day. Go up and call dad when you see a man. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

12, Valentine's Day, I wish all girlfriends a holiday.