How to make your wife jealous?

You are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach. You are my lungs. I will collapse if I can't see your smile! Husband: Don't be angry with your wife. I will never quarrel with you again. I will love you and make you the third happiest person in the world! Wife: The third happiness, even if you are the first happiness. How can I be the second happiness? ... hum! Husband: You are the third happiness and I am the second happiness. Our baby is the first happiness. Third, don't be angry with your wife. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you. I want to wash clothes. I'll cook. I'll mop the floor. I will make money. I will take care of it for you. Smile. Fourth, if I were an ancient emperor, people would ask me whether I loved my country or my wife. I will. You are angry. I don't know how to make you happy. But you are really the most beautiful woman in my heart, with the gentlest temper, the best cooking, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper. I'm really lucky to marry you. Really happy. Sixth, don't be angry, wife. Didn't you fancy that dress? I'll buy it tomorrow. I want the hat you like. I will also pull your hair with you. I'll take you to KFC. I will buy you a flower every day. I will do anything for you. Smile! Honey, don't cry. You know, if you cry for one minute, my life will be shortened by one day. If you want me to die early, you can cry for a few days. Now that you have been crying for a few minutes, I will live a few months less. Honey, I want to walk in front of you, but this can be redeemed. Because if you laugh for a minute, I'll live another day. Although you are as beautiful when you cry. However, according to scientific proof, being angry and crying will make people get old quickly and become unattractive. No matter how old you are, no matter how ugly you are, I will love you. But you like beauty, so you can't cry in the future. Don't be sad, wife. In fact, I really love you. Just like mice love rice, just like wolves love sheep, just like fish can't live without water. Money is precious, but life costs more. If it's a wife, you can throw them both away. If you are a wife, you will die like a wife's ghost! Wife's wife is really beautiful, with watery eyes, small cherry mouth and slender legs. Better than a beautiful wife. The wife is standing on the stage. Miss world sighs!