Funny SMS about Singles Day

1. Singles Day has passed, but I am still a bachelor. Therefore, on this day that is not Singles' Day, I want to wish all my single friends a happy day, because every day is Singles' Day for us!

2. Is Singles Day taboo? One? You have to send two short messages, eat two bowls for dinner, drink two cups of tea, wear two pairs of socks and walk the dog, holding it in one hand and holding you in the other.

3. Singles' Day mascot: 4 fried dough sticks and 1 steamed stuffed bun. What are the four fried dough sticks? 11? 11? Four? 1? The steamed stuffed bun is the point in the middle, which represents? 111? This day also represents my blessing!

4. Singles' Day is here. I wish all the men and women in the world a bachelor, a big bachelor, a little bachelor, a bachelor, a nunchaku, a nunchaku, and still a bachelor. Happy holidays

5. Singles' Day is busy at the Bodhisattva, and gods from all walks of life send good luck: the god of wealth will send you a gold ingot, the birthday star will keep you healthy, Manjusri will give you great wisdom, Guanyin will bless you with long happiness, and Maitreya will make you happy. Happy Singles Day!

6. The significance of Singles' Day is not to sympathize with singles, but to awaken the awareness of freedom; The value of Singles' Day is not to set off couples, but to let them see that it is good to be naked!

7. Singles' Day is coming. Let's do something for the singles! Have money to pay and arrange a Party; Strong efforts, more red lines. I decided to contribute my monthly subscription this month and make short messages shine for bachelors! Singles' Day SMS message

8. Singles' Day Singles' Life is a true portrayal: a dish of side dishes, two dozen beers, three packs of cigarettes, four buddies, five CDs, six sleepless nights, seven mahjong games, eight lines of tears, nine times of silence, very sad.

9. The Singles' Day poverty alleviation campaign has begun! Those who don't have a blind date will be sent to a blind date, those who don't have a date will be sent to a date, and those who don't buy a house will be sent to buy a house. If they really don't have the right person, they can reply to 1111 (want it) and send a limited edition girlfriend!

1. Singles' Day is here. I wish those who are married? Nunchakus? Children all the best; In love? Acacia stick? Children are happy and sweet; Still single? A stick? Children have a bright future; Whether it's a big stick, a small stick, a male stick or a female stick. Happy stick stick!

11. Singles' Day: It's really strange for girls now, but they just like the rich second generation, stop eating without a car or a house, and cry and make mistresses. I am not tall or handsome, and my feelings are kicked every time. Think back about when my love will come!

12, Singles Day to four ones, four represents four hearts, study hard, work hard, be happy, be sincere, love is sweet, be happy, be happy and carefree!

13. Singles Day is celebrated collectively, and * * * is as happy as the festival; You are happy, I am happy, and single life is more free; Forget your husband, forget your family, and become a free man; Rush through the encirclement, get out of the siege, and be reborn again.

14. Singles' Day planning: eat four fried dough sticks for breakfast, take the No.11 bus to work, eat at 11: 11 noon on time, use two pairs of chopsticks, take two pairs of crutches on the street, and only play four mahjong at night. Hehe, happy holidays!

15. Singles' Day is here. I wish you happiness, disappointment, depression, helplessness, bad luck, regret, depression and loss. Take the opportunity to go out for a stroll and get a full face of spring!

16. Singles Day SMS 1: Everyone wants to be an aristocrat who shines with the romance of medieval Europe. Is this an unattainable dream? Therefore, it is better to be realistic. If you are not single today, you can live a happy life with your family.

17, Singles' Day to turn to blessing, friends please remember. Be sure to eat fragrant, sleep sweetly, be happy, be safe and healthy. Wish you a happy holiday in advance!

18. Singles' Day is here. I wish you all a happy life, but an early escape from the misery. Happiness is hard-won. You should strive for it. If love comes, you must cherish it. Singles Day SMS joke

19,? Leftover? As the saying goes: dust to dust, soil to soil, it is not hard to be a bachelor, and everything can be decided by yourself; Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, bachelors can live everywhere, and eventually they will have a good home. Super Singles Day, God bless you.

2. If a bachelor is injured, warm his bed by himself; Single wave, wandering around casually; Bare sticks, no need to buy a house; A bachelor is strong and can dig the wall indiscriminately; Single panic, looking for objects everywhere; A bachelor is busy, but a friend is diligent in collecting. Happy Singles Day!

21, Super Singles Day, take off? Light? Couplets are for you. Part I: I don't want to be single, but I am single. When will I stop being single? Bottom line: since you are single, you can enjoy being single, even if you have been single. Horizontal batch: happy alone.

22, bachelor's back, bachelor's tired, bachelor's longing for girls; Being single is bitter and lonely, and pretending to be busy on Valentine's Day. The bachelor is miserable, the bachelor is difficult, and the Singles' Day is also destroyed by text messages. Hey, Happy Singles' Day!

23. There are no gifts on Singles' Day this year. . . Gifts are only for girlfriends. . . The shelf life is life-long, young and beautiful, gentle and refined, and it is not strange to be polite to many people. . . I wish single friends: Happy Singles Day! Singles Day blessing message

24, thousands of times, I seek the attachment of God and look forward to the company of angels; Thousands of times, I tried to get rid of loneliness and dream of a happy marriage; God sent you to my side, and that's it? The sadness of two bachelors. Hey, I am with you on Singles Day. May your heart be a little warm!

25, 215 is the year of singles, and January 11th is the Little Singles' Day. Singles celebrate the New Year in advance. I wish: lucky to join us, happy to borrow the light, happy to steal the light, happy to touch the money, shining image, shining mood, sunshine and good scenery in life!

26, 11= bare, the first 11 is bare for men and the second 11 is bare for women, so if you want to take off your clothes as soon as possible, you need 11+11, 2+2 for the world to rely on. Singles' Day blessing message

27. Singles' Day is coming, and the bachelors are noisy in unison. The cold winter has arrived, who will cook hot meals and hot dishes? I don't know how annoyed I am, when will the fate of bachelor come; Nobody takes care of him when he is sick, and the bachelor doesn't smile on weekdays. On the occasion of Singles' Day, make a good wish, but meet a wonderful fate as soon as possible, and life will no longer be miserable.

28. I'm single. What am I worried about? I am full of a hungry family; I'm a bachelor. What's my hurry? Well, I'm not tired of the whole family; I'm a bachelor. What am I afraid of? I can't suffer the whole family if I am happy. Happy Singles Day!

29. Being in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, and getting married is a mistake, so being single is an understanding, so I will continue to be single! Happy bachelor!

3. It is said that at 11: 11: 11 on November 11th, the first person you saw in the blink of an eye was your future partner. No matter whether it is a man or a woman, you have to keep pursuing it, otherwise you will be single for life. Believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

31. When Singles' Day comes, I will send you a short message with love magic. Yue Lao said that the bachelor who received the short message will meet a romantic love. Lovers who receive text messages, love will be more and more beautiful; Married people who receive text messages have a happy marriage!

32. The reality is a little helpless, and the feelings are still blank. Just to wait for true love and become a single person. If nothing happens, fate will come sooner or later. The flowers of true love are in full bloom, and true love is infinitely wonderful. Pray for bachelor friends to get love irrigation early!

33. I really want to tell you how helpless I am. I always want to tell you how eager I am for life. Singles Day is coming. In this heartbreaking festival, I want to tell myself that being single is not shameful.

34. On the annual Singles' Day, I wholeheartedly sent a beautiful blessing to my lonely friend: smooth sailing, making a blockbuster, becoming famous in one fell swoop and moving nine times a day. Singles' Day SMS

35. When Singles' Day arrives, I wish you a blessing: May your career blossom everywhere and climb forever, and your life will always be auspicious with flowers and wealth, and you will be accompanied as soon as possible. Love will blossom and bear fruit, and you will strive for a happy wedding. Happy Singles' Day!