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1 He is disabled and lives on government relief every month.

When the school starts, the students get new books from the teachers.

This young man will win countless battles. arrange

Without the teacher's approval, no one can go to the podium to get the exercise book without authorization.

5 Mid-Autumn Festival courtesy, congratulations on becoming a lucky mobile phone user: please go to the mobile company to get diapers specially made for you, and you will never be afraid of wetting the bed again. Hurry up, it's about to expire.

The "Bachelor" club announced that all adult bachelors,11.11,can receive free blind date coupons, with limited opportunities. The special code word is: Happy Singles Day! I won't talk to him about ordinary people!

7 good news! Good news! You can pick up moon cakes from major supermarkets during the Mid-Autumn Festival with this short message, but please bring your own shopping bags when you pick them up in order to promote environmental protection. The most important thing is not to forget to bring enough RMB to pay the bill. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

He was paid this month.

He gets a scholarship almost every semester.

10 August 1st Notice: The August 1st Army Day is approaching. Please get a souvenir from the Armed Forces Department as soon as possible, including happy pistols, romantic bullets and sweet shells. First come, first served while stocks last. Hurry up!

There are two ways to get Christmas presents this year. The first way is the traditional way, which requires chimneys and socks. The second type: modern law: you need a mobile phone that can receive short messages. I chose the second one for you without hesitation, so I wish you a merry Christmas.

12 On the left side of this front yard, you can get a bamboo tube for signing for free.

13 Merrimm, a spokeswoman for General Motors, said that the people who were fired were contract workers and hourly wage earners.

14 Pay in cash at the registration time on the day of the meeting, and receive the invoice at the same time.

15 Enter the venue from the east gate of the Great Hall of the People with an invitation letter to receive the meeting materials.

16 Americans are unemployed, do not pay taxes, and still need to accept government commercial and medical assistance.

17 Mid-Autumn Festival free gift: On August 15, you can get a nine-day Guanghan Xiangong moon cake for free with this short message. The quantity is limited. Please get it as soon as possible. Note: The round-trip tolls will be settled by themselves and will not be reimbursed. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

18 Year of the Horse Congratulations! You won the first prize of our company, 500,000 yuan. Please take safety precautions to the parity cashier to receive the bonus with the password. The password is: take out the money! !

19 If happiness can be accessed, I am willing to deposit my happiness in your account and let you control it at will; If happiness can be mailed, I am willing to mail my happiness to you so that you can get it at any time. May you be happy!

The mistakes made by the CEO and chairman of western banks seem to be even more sinful, because receiving high salaries has not helped any entity to perform better in this crisis.

2 1 Today is a festival for single aristocrats. All shopping malls will distribute goods to single aristocrats for free. The way to get them is to put on a black hood and go to the counter with a toy gun and say the code word loudly: robbery! Happy Black Valentine's Day!

Announcement: Tomorrow is your holiday. Wish you a happy holiday in advance! Please get a lollipop, a snot towel, a pair of open-backed pants and a diaper from kindergarten as soon as possible. Hereby inform!

AFSCME pointed out that despite the generous pensions of government employees and public complaints, the average annual income of public pensioners in Illinois is only $22,000.

Notice: Grab happiness, grab a prize, your life is sweet, grab ten prizes, your life is warm, grab a hundred prizes, you will always be safe, and reply "Happiness is with me" to receive it. First come first served!

Urgent notice: National Day is coming. At this moment of universal celebration, in order to make everyone more and more happy, the Holiday Office decided to give everyone a holiday fee of 3,000 yuan. How to get it: take this short message to the bank and say the password "National Day is here, happy to withdraw money!" Just!

If you have checked baggage, please pick it up from the baggage carousel after going through the entry formalities and conduct routine customs inspection.

I haven't read the text message for many days, and I don't know if you are doing well, but the cold dew comes quietly. I am always worried about how long it will be cold, but I just want to be warm. Send blessings, get them by mobile phone, and be happy with cold dew!

The daily news of this meeting will be published by China Medical Tribune. Delegates are requested to collect them at the information desk.

On the weekend of 29th, as promised, I will send you a big happiness package: karaoke, fine wine and food, sauna and pedicure, beautiful women embracing each other, singing and dancing all night, and the presidential suite is at ease. The way to get the gift package is to sign in at the Duke of Zhou. Have a nice weekend.

Congratulations, you have been rated as an excellent laborer on May 1, and you will get a new experience trip on May 1. Bring your labor tools to my house to experience it for yourself, and attach a short message worth ten cents: Happy May Day, come and get it.

3 1 Halloween promotion, pumpkin cart, pumpkin dish, reply to SMS is free, please mark "I have received the promotion from the underworld" in the SMS reply, you are one in ten thousand lucky, just because you have a pumpkin face. Take it easy. Happy Halloween!

Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can get zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

Many women receive social security benefits on the basis of their spouses' work records, not their own.

Dear customers, you can use this message to collect moon cakes from major supermarkets during the Mid-Autumn Festival, but in order to advocate environmental protection, please bring your own shopping bags when you collect them. The most important thing is not to forget to bring enough RMB to pay the bill. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Never mind and arrange, go and get it now. Zhu Dunru

With these two certificates, the Chinese partner can go through the registration formalities according to law and get the Business License of Enterprise as a Legal Person.

But you'd better go to the nearest ticket office of China Eastern Airlines early to buy tickets.

Moderators can apply for a month's yellow diamond at the community office at the end of the month!

Today is June 1 International Children's Day. Send this message to the nearest baby shop, and you can get a lollipop, a diaper and a pair of pants for free. The condition is: you must use it yourself! Happy holidays to friends and children!

Gaines instructed Jack to get a briefcase. Jack began to hesitate, and Gaines briefly asked Terry to speak to him on the other end of the phone. Then, he ordered Jack to drive to Santa Clarita Power Plant.

4 1 in view of the cold weather this winter, I send you a warm vaccine to prevent the lonely flu, stop the invasion of sad virus, and ensure that your heart is warm, happy and happy every day this winter. Get Blessing Injection for free!

Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. I ordered some moon cakes for you. You can take them from the nearby supermarket for free with this short message. If you think it's a good way, take it, pick it up and run. When you get caught, you shout, "It's money, it's money, it's fun!" .

When Diusim's story laughed, Dong Zhuo committed suicide; When Chou-heung smiles, the tiger's soul disappears; When Kongming smiled, Zhou Lang could not escape; If you laugh, your nose will run all the way to your mouth. Today is Children's Day, please come to our office to wipe your nose.

44 Halloween carnival, come if you dare, and the activity begins. First get the license plate from the cemetery, then go to the mortuary and put on the devil's costume, then light a jack-o'-lantern at the crematorium, and finally put on the mask of the head of the ox and horse in the Temple of Hades for carnival.

As you were fired from the company for this, you are not entitled to severance pay.

If your husband is already a high-income earner, the later he receives social security, the more money you will receive every month after his death.

As the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, I stole the rare things of the Dragon King in the East China Sea, the ganoderma lucidum elixir of the old gentleman, and the happiness of the old man. I made a secret craft competition, and I absolutely won your rare moon cakes. You can get it by replying to the text message!

The gift collection letter will be sent within 7 working days after receiving this gift exchange form.

Throw it to the cashier's deacon and you'll get the check in a week or so.

This badge is made of pink and blue, and it says, "I have a baby in my belly." At present, all stations in Tokyo are issuing such badges. Women who get badges don't need a pregnancy certificate.

5 1 Received the "Club Membership Application Form" from the "Kendo Instructor" of Yijianmen Club.

Before 52 1974, no license was needed to collect waste products and receive subsidies.

Managers get deposits at such market interest rates, and in the GM plan, they are also required to gradually repay the principal.

Scholarship students who fail to receive scholarship living expenses on time due to their suspension from school during the holidays can reissue them after returning to school.

During the intermission, please ask the waiter at the door to get the tickets.

Passengers please go to the information desk to get the hospitality voucher.

First of all, from the perspective of gender, the poor families receiving subsistence allowances in Nanjing were investigated.

However, a few days ago, British Ministry of Defence officials were exposed to receive huge bonuses, and the number of bonuses even increased.

At present, the pregnant woman lives in her husband's house in Yaozhou District, because she and the young people in Yaozhou have officially received the marriage certificate.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I chose a big moon cake for you, but I don't know your detailed address, so it's difficult to deliver it. But you can take this information to the nearest food store for free. The way to get it is: pick it up and run, the sooner the better!

6 1 Kaka, the phone is dead. The fat woman's black face sank: the person in the office of the graduate school said that all recent college graduates would report to the school and get the admission ticket.

Penny: They told me to call a special phone number to receive the prize.

63 20 1 1 is Singles Day, and 1 1 is Singles Day. Congratulations on your successful selection as one of the top ten bachelors in China. Please go to the organizing Committee to collect the prize (note: a torch) on Singles Day, which is overdue!

Only cardholders can buy advance tickets.

Unemployed workers who have received a one-time resettlement fee can no longer enjoy unemployment insurance benefits.

When you go out at halftime, please ask the waiter at the door for a ticket.

According to a hotel spokesman, you can get a reward if you have a doctor's certificate that can confirm that the approximate date of pregnancy coincides with the date of vacation.

This cloakroom is open until …, would you please pick up your bag before that?

The exporter shall apply for an export license with this copy to the competent department of the exporting country.

They found several other breads and lovers, and now they get enough surplus products for free.

7 1 In stoppage time, Carvalho got an unnecessary yellow card. When the opponent got a free kick to vent his anger, he kicked the ball away.

Operators engaged in washing and dyeing business activities shall go through industrial and commercial registration according to law and obtain a business license.

It is the summer of' 73. I traveled through thousands of waters in Qian Shan, picked endless water, added happy spices and made an ice cream for you. It is rich in refreshing factors, refreshing elements and sour ingredients, and has the effect of relieving summer heat. I hope you like it. Come to my house and get it.

Social insurance agencies issue receipts for the unemployed to receive unemployment insurance benefits, and the unemployed will receive unemployment insurance benefits from designated banks with the receipts.

Today is International Children's Day. With this short message, you can get a lollipop, a diaper and a pair of pants for free in the nearest baby shop. The condition is: you must use it yourself! Happy holidays to friends and children!

Finally, it was the votes of pensioners that influenced Mr. Sweet's election.

Full-time China government scholarship students get medical certificates when they register for school. With medical certificates, they can enjoy the same free medical treatment in China as mainland students.

Although they only get a meager salary from the class fee of $5 every two weeks, they still help maintain facilities and recruit new students.

For campus card and internet access, public students will receive school placement fees, and self-funded students will pay tuition and accommodation fees.

If you don't collect it within a reasonable time, we will charge you a storage fee.

8 1 has caused many problems such as unpaid unemployment insurance premiums of floating population, serious absence and dislocation of unemployment insurance premium collection.

Members can receive various allowances ranging from 50,000 to 60,000 pounds per year, but the maximum amount is 90,000 pounds.

He became the main pillar of the family economy, even his father's salary was collected by him, and his father didn't get his hands on it.

Please collect any of the above gifts at the circulation counter with your student ID card within 3 days from June 65438+ 10/2. thank you

Providing condoms is our promise. Please pick it up at the neighborhood Committee if necessary.

The old license plate has expired, so you have to get a new one.

87 Inter-school exchange students and international students at public expense receive grants in foreign teachers' restaurants every month 10.

Where the obligee offers a reward for finding the lost property, he shall perform his obligations in accordance with the agreement when collecting the lost property.

The holder confirms that he is eligible for a Hong Kong permanent identity card.

90 Christmas emergency notice: Santa Claus has decided to cash all the gifts because he is busy speaking and performing during Christmas. Please receive a short message with verification code at the nearest bank. The verification code is: I lay eggs, I am happy!

9 1 but think about it, Henderson is still traveling by commercial plane and Obama will fly to Oslo on Air Force One to receive the Nobel Peace Prize, which is not an easy task.

We received ten cases of Minos paper from this warehouse.

Those who sign up for both competitions have the right to win prizes in both competitions. The second prize, such as the best total score of the day, is limited to those who have not won the first prize.

93 Sentence-making Network (online sentence-making dictionary) wishes you happy sentence-making and progress every day!

On behalf of the Foundation, Ms. Zhou Caici, President of 94, attended the commendation meeting held in the Great Hall of the People and accepted the certificates and medals.

95 labor day is here. Congratulations on winning the "Five Ones" blessing project award. The prizes are All smiles and 365 Days of Good Mood. Please bring your valid ID "Easy and Happy" to check the SMS collection. I wish you sorrow "nothing", happiness "everything", wealth "getting rich overnight", true love "lifelong companionship" and smooth life!

The police in Derbyshire, England, wrote a letter to these suspects who had been on the run for several months to get free beer. As a result, 19 unlucky people were caught.

Article 97 Citizens have the right to discover their own discoveries. The discoverer has the right to apply for discovery certificate, bonus or other awards.

Dear customer: Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Our company has prepared a small gift for you. You can get a box of moon cakes with this short message. The ingredients of moon cakes are sweet, happy, sincere and happy. I hope you will like it. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

Ninth construction units shall start construction within three months from the date of receiving the construction permit.

100 Tomorrow is Children's Day. With this short message, you can go to the nearest Kiss Baby Store and get a lollipop, a diaper and a pair of pants for free. The condition is: you must use it yourself! Happy holidays to friends and children!

10 1 Today is Children's Day. With this short message, you can go to the nearest Kiss Baby Store and get a lollipop, a diaper and a pair of pants for free. The condition is: you must use it yourself! Happy holidays to friends and children!

102 a house in Weston, Dongar was destroyed, and residents have been waiting in line to get food, water and ice.

103 yuan, and the rest will be paid when you get a Hong Kong driver's license.

104 Receive the "Application Form for Club Members" from the "Archery Coach" of the "Tibetan Palace Club" and directly complete the "Registration of Club Members".

105 At present, about190,000 poor families receive a monthly subsidy of100,000 rupiah.

106 This year, nearly 900 couples received saplings from the Bureau of Religious Affairs in Lendaro, which is also the place where couples get marriage certificates.

107 note: candidates must check their identities at the specified time and get the admission ticket.

108 if the ordered or repaired goods are received within the specified time limit, the contractor shall be paid the overdue storage fee.

109 with this certificate, they can get consumption data equivalent to the amount of labor they spend; But this card is not money, because it cannot be used for accumulation.

1 10 Anyone who participates in the Olympic Games must be an amateur, that is, athletes take part in sports free of charge and have never participated in professional sports competitions.

1 1 1 Schools can recruit teachers to attend training courses organized by the education department or receive cash subsidies to arrange school-based training courses by themselves.

165438+ Tips: toy pistols.

Hello, 1 13, there is a courier from a friend named autumnal equinox. Please sign for it. Please take care of your healthy body and happy mood to accept the gift from Mr. vernal equinox. I wish you a happy vernal equinox.

1 14 All products received will not be returned except for quality problems.

1 15 in order to track who took what, he installed a small digital kiosk next to each locker, requiring employees who received accessories to swipe their cards and mark which accessories they received.

After completing a medical at Emirates Stadium, Arsenal brought in Croatian striker Ai Du Dardad from Dynamo Zagreb. Even if Silva's deal is completed, all that remains is to wait for a work permit.

1 17 If the winner gets 150 dollars and wins 100 dollars in cash, he can get a bonus of 250 dollars.

1 18 If you can't pick up your luggage in time and don't want to pay the storage fee, you'd better confirm it half an hour in advance.

1 19 You can go to the cashier's office to get this month's monthly statement today.

120 Jerry Newton is not eligible for unemployment benefits. In addition, she goes to the Goodwill Work Center in Austin for computer classes several times a week.