Please give me a way to correct your leadership on April Fool’s Day!

Notice: April Fool’s Day is coming. The text messages you received on April 1st are all fake and have exactly the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are the public lover who is handsome, handsome, beautiful and with a devilish figure!

Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You are wearing a plaid vest and walking slowly, with a detached and comfortable look. You are really cute. I really don’t know how you could beat the rabbit back then?

I love you forever! This is true please believe me! You are my baby! Life is impossible without you! Only I understand your heart best! Your eyes are the most tender (please look at the third word of each sentence) Happy April Fools' Day!

Psychological test: If you are racing with a bear, do you hope: 1 that you run fast; 2 that you run as fast; 3 that you are slower than the bear... Answers: 1 that you are more of an animal than an animal; 2 that you are an animal; 3 You are worse than a beast! Happy April Fool's Day!

Sha Seng said: I have 16 changes! Bajie said: I have changed 32 times! Wukong said: I have 72 transformations! Tang Seng was furious: I haven't seen you change your phone number on the Xitian Road. You guys are using your phone to read text messages! Happy April Fool's Day!

You stand in the crowd, your long hair blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time, making me want to say: Your wig is going to fall off... Today But it’s April Fool’s Day!

Poor mobile phone users, it is a pity that because you confirmed this text message, you were infected with the April Fools' Day bacteria. Now bacteria are moving through your body at a vigorous pace...

If you are ugly, please call 110; if you are not in good shape, please call 120; if you have a bad temper, Please call 119; if you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone to discuss in detail...

In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly. Fall asleep...I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think about it, it would be nice to be a pig like you!

Someone saw you yesterday. You are still so charming. You were wearing a plaid vest and walking slowly with a detached and comfortable look. You are so cute. I don’t know how you could beat the rabbit back then. .

Pig hunting notice: I lost a purebred white pig. Characteristics: Smart and considerate, he carries a mobile phone and is checking text messages. After reading the message, Aizi will quickly reply to the owner's message! Master misses you so much now!

Because of you, I believe in the arrangement of fate. Maybe all this is destined by God and is pulling us both. What I want to say now is~~~~~What evil did I commit in my previous life? !

You find someone who is worthy of your love. I don’t know you and your feelings well enough. I know that some things cannot be forced, and some distances cannot be overcome. Just like yesterday, I couldn’t believe it. For a bone, you Just ran away with someone!

Bricks, also known as bricks, are one of the most distinctive cultural heritages of old Beijing. They are highly lethal, easy to carry, highly concealable, and not considered a murder weapon, so... I’ll shoot you. It's the most suitable one!

The toad pursued the swan, and the swan said disdainfully: If I had grown up to be like you, I would have died! The toad refused: The pig is still alive and well! The pig felt aggrieved after hearing this: I was just reading text messages. Who did I offend?

Seven precepts after meals: first, quit smoking, second, eat fruit immediately, third, loosen your belt, fourth, drink tea immediately, fifth, walk a hundred steps, sixth, take a bath immediately, and seventh, sleep immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. Being a human being is really difficult! But you are fine, you are right and not guilty, I really envy you!

My dear, you are going to be a mother soon. My husband would like to wish you in advance: Happy Mother’s Day!

There are floods in the south. Both sides of the Yangtze River are my home. Floods are ruthless but people are kind. Can you send me a message? Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and the beautiful leather shoes are leaking from the feet. The acquaintance between you and me is a myth. Please give me a reply.

I can't bear it anymore.

Brother, do you know why I was scolded that day? I saw the words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest were underlined, so I stretched out my right hand and clicked on them. Send

You look very peaceful and peaceful.

It’s better to look at you fiercely than to look at you carefully.

Don’t think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as today, the first thing I think of is you. Send

Please do not continue reading, otherwise you will regret it! Your SIM is locked, please contact your service provider. If I tell you not to read it, you won’t believe it!

How to make leaders bow to you? It's actually very simple, just send him a text message!

Those who are raised at home need wages, and those who raise children outside need foreign investment. They work hard all day long, running around all day long, with smiling faces on both sides, and their physical strength is gradually exhausted.

The people who make furniture are wood, the people who understand poetry are scholars, the people who think about money are the people who read the news, they are idiots.

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My disease is cured" to the wild advertisement above!

Due to the crash of Mir, in order to prevent damage to your mobile phone, please turn off your phone for a week for safety!