Swearing verses jingled.

So-and-so, you are crazy

I am not happy to read my article!

Write in good faith, (referring to me)

Comment on an article with false feelings (referring to him)

I look like a scale!

Reading my article is like enjoying flowers.

Ten people met nine people and praised them!

What you said is ridiculous,

You should also look in the mirror,

Have an ugly big face.

X X fart all over the sky,

Urban management is chasing.

Want to chase rockets in the sky,

Put some fat on it and keep flying.

X X is a top student, and the teacher is visiting his mother at home.

Her mother sells fake flowers in the grave, and her father is not at home.

His uncle goes to the toilet, and his uncle sells sweet potatoes.

How much does it cost to hire a parent? A wild boar, 3.8 yuan.

Yellow river water, waves hit waves,

Labor and capital have not passed the exam this year.

Zero points, cowards,

Blame the teacher for not teaching.

Our school turned around and scared a cow to death by the river.

So-and-so in our school turned around and all the girls vomited together.

So-and-so in our school turned three times, and the global pervert jumped off the building.

So-and-so in our school turned four times, and the Yellow River stopped flowing.

Our school has turned five times, and Daqing Oilfield does not produce oil.

Our school turned around six times, but no plankton came up.

At seven o'clock in our school, Bi Xian plays table tennis.

So-and-so in our school turns eight times, and the monk washes his hair soft.

So-and-so in our school turned to pork chop and encroached on my property.

As soon as someone in our school turned around, everyone fled the earth.

XX school, with bright stars, walk in. Ten teachers, nine idiots, one of whom is crazy. Or, the sky is sunny, the flowers smile, and the bird says, it's early, but why are you carrying explosives? I want to blow up the school. The teacher doesn't know. I pulled the rope and ran away. The school exploded with a bang.

The jingle of cursing mistresses

Small three is bitter, small three is tired, and small three is harmful to society.

Small three troubles, small three troubles, small three don't look up,

Keywords xiaosan Sao, xiaosan cheap, xiaosan emotional bottom line,

Xiao San is beautiful, Xiao San is beautiful, Xiao San has everything on his leg,

Small three cries, small three makes trouble, small three thoughts are poison,

Xiao San Huan, Xiao San Xi, Xiao San has a good figure,

Little three is fat, little three is thin, little three has no human flesh,

Small three go, small three go, small three live a fart,

Small three guards, small three attacks, small three makes people sound the alarm,

Small three sweet, small three smelly, small three parents are animals,

Small three loves, small three hates, and small three is the most irritating.

Small three short, small three round, small three purpose for money,

Xiao Sanming, Xiao San is dark, Xiao San betrays when he has no money,

Small three dozen, small three scold, small three born without a father,

Little San Qian, Xiaohua, little mother,

Little three cries, little three shouts, little three children have no Pi eyes. ...........

Who said that women have small pears?

Women stay at home, men say they have become aunts;

Women have a good career, men are too family-oriented;

Women are beautiful, men say it is a disaster;

Women are ugly, men turn around and leave;

Women are too rich, men are afraid of soft meals;

Women have no money, men look down on women;

Women are too obedient and men have a big temper;

Women will explode if they don't listen, so women work harder than men! !

Goods are not afraid of fakes, and kickbacks are clever;

Rice is not afraid of being expensive, but public funds will do;

Knowledge is not deep, but you can fight for it;

Art is not high, but it is red when it is submerged;

It is not beautiful, but it is famous if you dare to take it off;

You have money if you are not tall.

The ball is not in the skill, and the black whistle wins;

It's no big deal, giving a gift is success;

A wife is not ugly, but a husband is glorious if he has money.