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How to chase a boy you like?

Lesson one

Chasing a boy, of course, you must first know the boy's mobile phone number, and then you must have that meaning to her.

Send a message: I enjoyed chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?

Note: if the boys agree, it takes some thought to find a place, which can be a quiet bar, and don't go to the restaurant for the time being.

Lesson 2

Don't forget to send a short message when you get home from the date: Nice talking to you and looking forward to seeing you again. Good Night!

Let him know that you are a sweet person. The next day, you can send him an interesting message. For example:

1. This is the panda's birthday. He was asked what his wishes were. The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is to take a color photo.

2. I am Yuanmou from Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing; I hold your furry hand and bite it gently. Love, let's walk upright.

Let him know that you are a humorous person.

Note: Don't make dirty jokes!

Lesson 3

Although boys are reserved in appearance, they are also vain. Usually, you can send some messages like this:

1. Today, I see that you are dressed very specially and very comfortable.

2. Seeing your comfortable clothes today, my eyes will drop.

Don't be stingy with your description of beauty, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4

I've been in contact for a while, and it's time for you to present your treasure. Use your information to please the boy you like.

1, (hint) If there is an afterlife, let's be mice, love each other stupidly, live stupidly, snuggle up and be silly together.

2. (Warm reminder) Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, you will have a smile on your lips and let your friends around you know that you are happy.

3. (Ask her to answer the question) Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: a, miss you; B, I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D, don't think that you can't; E. all of the above.

4. (Issue weather forecast) Tomorrow's minimum temperature 1 degree and maximum temperature1degree. Let me tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don't forget to add another dress (XX, yourself).

Lesson Five

The advantage of texting is to say what you usually dare not say to your face. Even if it is sour to death, boys sometimes like sweet talk and care about others. But pay attention to the following matters:

1, the number is small, boys should not like the girls in their mother-in-law's house, are you tired of being around you all day?

2. Don't always send short messages copied online, but use your own thinking.

3, occasionally it rains for three days and dries the net for two days, playing hard to get. After repeated SMS bombardments, I suddenly stopped texting for a day or two. When your message becomes a part of a boy's life, he will wonder why you didn't send me a message today. When he sends you a text message, no matter what he says, you're halfway there.

4. After giving you enough SMS care, the first message boys send you is often complaining, such as I am bored to death, I am about to collapse, I am depressed, and so on. Hey, hey, what are you waiting for? Boys need success most, so encourage him quickly: in fact, the sky is blue, clouds will always disperse, in fact, the sea is not wide, this shore is even the other shore, in fact, tears are sweet. I want you when your heart wants it.