Are there any short messages about pigs, preferably with symbols! ! ! More creative! ! ! ! ! !

1: A few tears drop from piggy's ass. Guess the name of a song by Xiao Qi. I tell you, your face is crying.

Someone told me to look at the sky when I miss home, the moon when I miss my mother, and the distance when I miss my good friends, but I don't know what to look at when I miss you. Now that I finally know, I can have a look at the pigsty.

3: Press if you want to see it! Press again! Did you really press it? Idiot! Press it again! Pigs are not as stupid as you! Silly! Stupid pig!

When the wolf comes, the pigsty is in a panic. Mother pig arranges work: big pig blocks the door! Second pig, go and block the window! Her mother got angry when she saw the pig, and roared, pig, don't play with your mobile phone, you are beautiful and you are a pervert!

5. Arrived in xishuangbanna tourism, Yunnan, and was besieged by a group of wild boar. When you take out the food, the wild boar is unmoved. You take out your only ID card, and the pigs kneel and cry: Boss! We found you!

6: In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly ... I envy you, alas, sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

7。 I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you more, I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily, and I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry.

8。 Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Type the song title ....................................................................................................................................................

9。 Do you know that?/You know what? I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me."

Stunt expert (2)

1。 Honey, you know what? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

2。 Looking for inspiration, ragged, blind, unable to eat three meals, weak limbs, tone-deaf, distracted, bleeding from seven holes, very gossip, narrow escape, very much like you.

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4。 People are really tired when they are alive. They want to sleep when they stand, they have to wait in line by car, and they are very tired when they go to work ... Oh, it doesn't matter. What bothers me most is that I have to pay for sending messages to pigs!

5。 Because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, God sent you to me, so God lost that bucket of rice!

6。 May I ask who is speaking? I assume you are Sheng Jinbin? Or Al Wu Bai, right? Otherwise, it's Qin Shou, but it won't be MeiRenXing. If not, then I conclude that you are Bian Tai!

7。 I love you all my life! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! Life can't live without you! Only I know your heart best! Your eyes are the gentlest (to understand my mind, please see the third word of each sentence)

8。 Remember the day when you sang? Your singing is so sweet. Your sad expression touched my heart. I almost swore to love you for ten thousand years, but I dare not! Because you are singing "I will be you when I grow up" to a pig.

9。 I was at a loss when I met you/panicked/your affectionate eyes/I couldn't avoid it/I understood your heart/I tried to avoid it/You followed me closely/I cried/Whose dog was it?

10。 Feelings are in arrears, love stops, promises are empty, trust is off, care can't be connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything is disconnected from the server, and life completely collapses!

1 1 You'd better leave me! Go as far as possible. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you. You will only hurt me. The more you love me, the more painful I am ... dead mosquito.

12。 Please call 1 10 for free to win a 15-day value-added tour and arrange a shuttle bus. The top ten will be sent to the detention center for a group photo, and 10,000 people will be massaged with their fists.

13。 Shall we date at the weekend? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go to the seaside with you and listen to the sound of the sea. I'll take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down!

14。 I miss you so strongly, every night for you, I will accumulate a meteor, and finally gather into this meteor shower * * * *, small sample, I don't believe it can't kill you!

15。 Legend has it that meteors can hear people's wishes.

I am willing to wait under the starry sky, waiting for the meteor to break through the silent sky for me.

Fly to your pillow with my blessing.

-Kill you.