Ask for funny text messages on April Fool's Day.

Dear users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide a quick book of wisdom, as long as you read "I am 250" ten times in a row. Happy April Fool's Day!

I used your tender body to drive me close to my naked body countless times. The gentle touch and irregular movements made me enjoy a thrill. While I was enjoying myself, you gradually lost weight. Oh, poor soap!

A catty and a half of Erguotou, a two-year-old veteran in love, a three-year-old who eats, drinks, gambles and drinks, and a four-year-old who cheats and steals. This person is young and promising, and when he grows up, his IQ is low. I know that this person is you, but I still insist on reading it. Admire! Admire!

Your gentleness is like an angel coquetry, your beauty is like a stunning peacock, your thoughtfulness is like rheumatism cream on your heart, and your eyes are like lovely giant pandas!

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry This is a gift from my immortal brother. From then on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

Your influence is so extensive, so huge, so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!

Crying, silly and happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

Notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are a handsome public lover with a beautiful face and a good figure!

Time is really wonderful. Recently, due to the strong solar ions, there will be no signal in the sun. Don't panic. Please put your other hand over your head to block out the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better!

You have high blood pressure, high blood lipid and low position. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding. Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

Call you an idiot, you can read, call you an idiot, you will be angry, call you an idiot, you will reply to text messages, call you a log, and you will read your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

The protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; The protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; The protagonist of Children's Day is very cute; But the protagonist of April Fool's Day is U, and the director is me! Happy April Fool's Day!

2009 Classic April Fool's Day SMS

1. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no fool in the world, and he created you by the way.

Someone told me that "you are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig!

3. When the Tang Priest took three disciples for a short rest, he went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above.

Last night, I dreamed that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you said: after all, you have a good life, and even the cesspit smells good.

6. Deleting the address book. All information will be lost. A moment, please. ...

7. Chasing you, chasing you and I chasing you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kiss you, kiss you, I kiss you, just like an old man eating corn.

8. Bajie met an old man and asked, Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will give birth to a shemale.

9. The people who come home from work are poor people, drunkards at 9 o'clock, perverts at 1 1, gamblers at 2-3 o'clock, and wild ghosts who don't go home!

10. Shuai Shuai is a handsome guy, but you should be the eldest brother, the taxi driver is the eldest brother, and the message taker is a pig.

1 1. Xiaoming always sleeps in class. The teacher criticized him: Can you stop sleeping? ? Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a poor student.

12. I saw you wandering in the supermarket the other day. You put your hand into the machine that can check the price, and the result shows: Pig's trotters 8 yuan, you think there is something wrong with the machine, so you put your head in. I almost died laughing when I saw it: pig head 18 yuan!

13. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and cuteness, and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

14. One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!

15. Do you have a TV? Watch CCTV 1. The White House was bombed and the whole building collapsed. The police have sealed off the whole of Washington, 19 people were killed, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing. . . 1 person cheated!

16. Since ancient times, there has been a mathematical equation that is correct (A = B, B = C), so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig!

17. If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my God, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are stupid.

18. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to be by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigsty!

19. Beauty meets beauty. There are so many beautiful women. If you treat beautiful women, you can't get a wife.

20. Some people say you are a pig! I seriously criticized him! How is that possible? How can people tell what they look like?

2 1. Someone passed by the cemetery, heard a knock at the door, fell down and saw someone, so he was relieved and asked, why? They carved my tombstone wrong and are changing it!

22. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

23. I gave you the heaviest gift since you took a shit during the Chinese New Year. You will eat a catty and be full. If you think it's not enough, please help yourself.

24. Using SMS to kill time is called letter life. While sending and receiving letters, it is the climax of letters. It is indifference to only receive and not send them. The wrong object is letter harassment, and unsuccessful sending and receiving is letter dysfunction!