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Ask for some funny blessing messages sent at zero on New Year's Eve.

The sky is gray and wild, and the hope this year is too slim; This building is tall and crowded. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code: Happy New Year

The weather is getting worse and a cool breeze is coming. Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!

During the day from tonight to tomorrow, there will be goose feather blessings on the mobile phone, and the mood is mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that the wind will continue to blow in the next 52 weeks! Happy new year!

The new year is coming. I don't think you have anything, and I'm not going to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

I have told you more than once, don't work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always say meaningfully: what shall I eat next year if I don't roll a few dung balls in the New Year? Don't wear yourself out. I wish you a happy New Year!

It costs ten cents to send a short message and ten cents to reply a message, which adds up to a lot of money. When the new year comes, I will bear the pain and give you another dime! Wish you a happy Spring Festival! It's you, for others, I'm broke!

Click to see your face all winter; Copy your enthusiasm and stick it in my heart; Download your breath and keep it forever; Delete all gray viruses, welcome the brilliant new year, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new!

There are two main purposes of texting this time: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that today is New Year's Eve, and the Chinese New Year is coming soon. Send a technical sentence: Happy Spring Festival!

It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer from loving you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even if I send you a text message, I have to pay! Happy new year.

Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, this unparalleled super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: merrick Morris, um, hey!

Can't wait, I decided to wish you and your family a happy New Year in advance on behalf of the whole country! Good health! I arranged for them to send all the messages you received in the next few days. I keep a low profile, as long as you know, don't tell anyone!

Here comes my message: the people who receive it are proud of their own spring breeze, the people who read it work smoothly, the people who store it are sweet, the people who forward it are prosperous, and the people who delete it are still lucky! May good luck always accompany you! Good luck in the Year of the Dog!

A flower picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to throw it away; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I don't remember when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; After a long wait, I can finally say: Happy New Year!

On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you: great fortune, small fortune, unexpected wealth, and rolling financial resources; Affection, friendship, love and affection; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, wealth; Lovers, relatives and friends, everyone is safe!

Let happiness hug you tightly, let troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, let health and auspiciousness take care of you, and let happiness always smile at you! I wish you a happy New Year! The year of the tiger is full of energy!

Flowers bloom and fall, and it's fun! White clouds, blue sky, infinite happiness! Breeze, drizzle, sure enough! Luck, blessing, all belong to you! I wish you a happy New Year! Good luck! Tiger Year Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!

How blessed! Perfect! Wanfu and Fuxing overlap! I wish you a happy New Year!

Festival to New Year! Tiger, you have a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, six or six big shun, seven stars shine high, come from all directions to make money, nine or nine in one, perfect!

At the beginning of the new year 1, I wish you good luck for two consecutive years. I feel that the seasons are like spring, and my life is colorful and colorful. Occasionally, there is a small fortune at 8 o'clock, and the troubles are thrown outside the cloud nine! Please accept my blessing from 10. I wish you a happy New Year!

May you, with the company of Tiger Tiger, achieve the great sage of passion in love with the potential of Avatar and the courage of bodyguards and assassins, create legendary myths in your career, and look forward to your financial commitment!