Classic quotations between men and women

1, a classic quotation between men and women, is used as qq personality signature, which is absolutely eye-catching!

When a man makes money, he wants to divorce his wife. When a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

3. "Do you still love me?" This sentence will be asked several times every time a woman kisses a man for the first time, is touched by a man for the first time, sleeps with a man for the first time, and makes money for the first time.

4. The sentence "Do you still love me?" Generally, men will ask each other several times when they try to kiss for the first time, touch for the first time, have sex with each other for the first time, and their careers are at a low ebb.

Before marriage, men should borrow money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should borrow money to let men eat well.

6. Men's business is reflected in getting busy at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty food;

7. A woman says "hate" to you, which means she likes you. When a man says "hate" to you, he really hates you.

8. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start fooling around after marriage; Modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage.

9. Traditional women are honest before giving birth and begin to dream after giving birth. Modern women have dreams before giving birth and become honest after giving birth.

10, men like to keep accounts when there is no money at home, and women like to keep accounts when there is money at home;

1 1. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

12, women are anxious when men don't make money, and women regret when men make money.

13, the man entrusted his girlfriend to his buddy for care, and finally his girlfriend became his wife, and the buddy took care of him; A woman entrusted her boyfriend to her sisters for care, and as a result, her sisters became her boyfriend's wife and could not be her.

14, when a man masturbates, he must not think of his wife, but a woman thinks of her husband.

15, failed men like to compare their wives with others, and successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

16, a man who was fined for illegal parking will have a quarrel with the police, and a woman will stop fighting; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

17, the biggest trouble for men is creditors, and the biggest trouble for women is lovers;

18, the useless things that men like to buy most are laptops, and the useless things that women like to buy most are shoes.

19, men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

20. Men cheat because of impulsiveness, while women cheat because of boredom.

2 1, men have a sense of accomplishment when they have lovers, and women feel guilty when they have lovers.

22. It is an emergency for a man to kiss a woman on his own initiative, and it is a premeditated event for a woman to kiss a man on her own initiative.

23. A woman has the impulse to change her husband before the age of forty, and july rhapsody has the action of changing his wife after the age of forty;

24. Men like to buy books and stack shelves, and then women come to read these books.

25. A man and a woman quarreled and got angry in the car. If a woman drives, she will slam on the brakes; If a person drives a car, he will slam on the accelerator.

26. When a man has money, he changes his mobile phone first, then his car, then his house, and finally his clothes. Rich women are just the opposite.

27. Men learn English to prove that they are excellent, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer excellent.

28. The poorest men don't bargain when they buy food, and the richest women bargain when they buy food.

29. Behind a successful man, there is a woman's support, and behind a successful woman, there are a lot of men's support.

30. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

3 1, men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest when they are divorced, and the most beautiful after divorce; Women look at men most sincerely when they are in love, most bored after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce and most sincere after divorce.

32. For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.

33. No matter how smart a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

34. Women are always afraid of men, and they don't like men as soon as they go to bed; Men usually think that women are coquettish, but they are afraid that women will not be coquettish when they go to bed.

35. The most embarrassing thing for men is that their wives are drunk and pestering friends. The most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friend is drunk and pestering herself.

36. When a woman says to a man, "I know I'm actually not beautiful," a man must never agree; When a man says to a woman, "I'm actually a failure," the woman will definitely object.

37. A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

38. A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

39. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

40. If a woman's unit sends out 1,000 yuan, she will tell the man that she sent out 1,000 yuan and her friend that she sent out 500 yuan. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.

4 1, the man who is the least afraid of his wife in the family dares not contradict his mother-in-law; A woman who fears her husband most at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.

42. Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.

43. When a man faces a group of women, don't discuss the appearance; When a woman faces a group of men, don't discuss wealth.

44. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly; Men like to hear women say that another man is a loser.

45. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.

46. The stupidest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is to wear a suspender skirt for the first time.

47. Beautiful women like to praise other women for their beautiful clothes, while rich men like to praise other men for their high income, and the final result is to lead the topic to themselves.

48. Men returning to China should also add a few words of English when speaking Chinese with China people; Returnees speak English with foreigners and have a few words of Chinese.

49. Men get PhDs because of their low IQ, while women get PhDs because of their low EQ.

50. It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I finished ...

2 1。 Teacher, just follow the old woman! ... after a long time ... teacher, please give me a break!

22。 To deal with a vicious person, you must be more vicious than him; Dealing with a despicable person is more despicable than him; When dealing with a handsome person, you must be more handsome than him; To deal with a handsome man, you must ... ruin his face!

23。 The lesson I learned from my last love is: don't find a girl who likes spicy food as a girlfriend. Every time I invite her to eat spicy hot pot, when we make out together, I will painfully think of a song: "Burn! Firebird.

24。 When men figure it out and women figure it out, the world will naturally be peaceful!

25。 When I suddenly remembered the university, the teacher wrote a couplet: the country and the people are strong, the family and the country are strong, and the country and the people are strong. Class Committee's couplet: the sky is magnificent, the earth is magnificent, and the world is magnificent! Later, I was kicked out of the classroom … because my bottom line is: fuck you, fuck you!

26。 I accidentally read the so-called contemporary women's mate selection standard in the book: "If you have a car and a house, your parents will die." Depressed. Then he wrote down the imaginary criteria for choosing a spouse: "The wealth in the family is over 100 million, the beauty is the best in the world, the virtuous is gentle and sexy, and the father-in-law has terminal cancer ..."

27。 Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

28。 In life, you can't hang yourself on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.

29。 I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

30。 The tragedy of life lies in: I worked so hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I can't remember it when I wake up the next morning!

3 1。 The world is unfair, because God said, "I want light!" " "So there was this day. The beauty said, "I want a diamond ring!" " "So she got a diamond ring. The rich man said, "I want a woman!" " "So he has a woman. I said, "I want to take a shower!" " "The water was cut off!

32。 If I lose this life, then I don't want the afterlife.

33。 I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a short message: "Let's break up!" " Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, I sent it wrong." Now you can be completely sad ...

34。 Wildcat: Sleep wherever you go. Wild dog: Eat whatever you catch. Savage: Love everyone you meet.

35。 Looking at beautiful women in the street, looking up is appreciation, looking down is hooliganism.

36。 My friend said, "My girlfriend and I are estranged. I gave her food below, she said it was salty, and she gave me food below. I'm afraid of acid ... "Thought for a long time, finally understand.

37。 My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

38。 It is scientifically confirmed that inferior condoms can easily lead to rectal cancer.

39。 Sweet lotus, clear water and cool wind, water and cool wind, long summer, long summer, cool wind and water, cool wind and green lotus fragrance.

40。 Chastity varies from person to person. For example, people will praise a girl as a virgin, but they will also laugh at a boy as a virgin.

4 1。 Some people say that if you bury your girlfriend in the ground in spring, there will be many girlfriends in autumn. I heard that someone believed it and did it. In spring, he buried his girlfriend underground, and in autumn, he was buried underground by the police uncle …

42。 Facing difficulties: not afraid of death, but also afraid of living? Facing danger: are you not afraid of life, but also of death? This is Einstein's theory of relativity …

43。 When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt.

44。 Confucius said: Only villains and women are hard to support. I have been unconvinced! Isn't it obvious to insult the villain? ! Anger!

45。 Today, I made an appointment with a female netizen named "Miss Sister". The code word is to hold a rose and look around the date. Seeing a woman holding a rose and looking up, I ran away, surfed the Internet at night and asked her: How did your mother help you meet netizens? ... from then on, I quietly lay on her blacklist.

46。 I really don't understand that girls buy a lot of beautiful clothes just to attract boys' attention, but what boys want to see is girls without clothes.

47。 Strength is used to weed. In the afternoon, the bow shot at the eagle.

48。 Everyone is an angel falling from the sky, but some landed intact, some landed face first, and some were even more unlucky. When they fell, they rode directly on the railing …

49。 I finally came back alive! I just met a netizen who looks like a flower or a disfigured version of it. Can you imagine ...

50。 I like to leave my life to fate: I will flip a coin when I wake up in the morning and go back to sleep face up; If I have a backache, I will lie in bed and watch TV. If the coin stands up after landing, I will get up and tidy up the house.

Philosophy between men and women

1: men will go bad if they have money. Yes, many men do. However, once they have money, they will become bad, and even if they have no money, they will not be better.

2: Forever and ever? Of course there is. Why don't most people believe there is? Because they didn't find the one that suits them best in their life journey, that is, the one destined in the dark. Why can't you find it? Life is like dew in the vast sea of people. It is not easy to find the one that suits you best. Maybe you can't find the right person until you are 40, but can you wait until you are 40? I couldn't find it in my twenties, so I had to get married. I found it in my thirties and forties, so I had to give it up. This is the sorrow of life.

Learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of taking care of each other with self-righteousness.

There is nothing wrong with naive people, and neither is there anything wrong with mature people. Mature people and naive people have more problems.

Some women let men spoil themselves when they are in love. After marriage, they still want their husbands to pamper themselves in every way, but forget to do what a woman should do. Such a woman doesn't know love.

6. Mature people don't ask about the past, smart people don't ask about the present, and open-minded people don't ask about the future. Don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?

7. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, and shuffling is costly.

8. The high divorce rate at least reflects the difference between good and bad: the good thing is that people's ideas have been humanized and are not bound by feudal ideas. The bad thing is that they are rash about marriage and have not thought about what to get married.

9. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only look at them when necessary. A woman who can only dress up is a vase, and she will look like that after a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books, so that you will find life better.

10: It is a mistake to get married hastily. Never divorce hastily again. Try it first. It's really not too late to leave now.

1 1: It is often said that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being considerate and gentle.

12: What is charm? Charm is not beautiful, beautiful women are not necessarily attractive, and dignified and elegant women are what people like. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.

13: When asking if the other person is a virgin, think about whether you are a virgin. If so, yes. If not, what makes you?

14: Don't give up your pursuit because your appearance is not as good as the other person. Appearance is only a temporary impression. The real decision mainly depends on the personality of double play. I've seen too many handsome men with ugly women and beautiful women with ugly men.

15: It doesn't matter if you fall in love with someone with many different living habits. Be careful when getting married. Think about whether you can tolerate each other's differences for a long time.

16: First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why? Not because he/she is beautiful or handsome, nor because he/she can't get it, but because when he/she first fell in love, his/her mind was pure and there was no selfish idea. He/she only knows to love each other with all his/her money, and the future love will not be so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world, and it is all we can ask for.

17: Most people who first love don't understand love, so the first love fails more and succeeds less.

Classic quotations for men and women

It's hard for a man to sleep with a woman for the first time, but it will be easy in the future. It's easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it's getting harder and harder later. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but a man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

Before marriage, men should lend money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should lend money to let men eat well. Men's business is reflected in getting busier and busier at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty at cooking. The poorest man does not bargain when buying food, while the richest woman bargains when buying food.

When a woman tells you that she hates you, it means that she likes you. When a man tells you that he hates you, he really hates you. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start fooling around after marriage. Modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage. Traditional women are honest before giving birth and begin to dream after giving birth.

No, modern women fantasize before giving birth and become honest after giving birth.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman's support, and behind every successful woman, there are a lot of men's support. The man women hate most is Chen Shimei, and the woman men like most is Pan Jinlian.

Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest after divorce, and the most beautiful after divorce. Women are most sincere when they are in love, most boring after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce, and sincere after divorce.

For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman. For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has. Women are always afraid of men's sex, but they don't like men when they go to bed. Men always think that women are slutty when they go to bed, but they are afraid that women will not be slutty when they go to bed.

Men give women bras to show that they want to establish a lover relationship, while women give men underwear to show that they have a lover relationship.

Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind. A man who divorces without property is definitely not a good man, and a woman who divorces without property is definitely a good woman.

If a woman's company sends 1000 yuan, she will tell the man that she will send 1000 yuan, her friend will send 500 yuan, and the man's company will send 1000 yuan. He will tell her that she will send 500 yuan and her friend will send 1500 yuan. Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.

Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly, and men like to hear women say that another man has failed. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable. When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is worse.

It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.

Men and women are actually endless stories that cannot be explained.

Quotations about men's and women's personalities

1, men can conquer the world, but they often lose to women in the end.

Men and women have absolutely different views on love at first sight. Women want love at first sight, which comes from romantic fantasy, while men want love at first sight, which comes from the temptation of the lower body.

3. Before the age of 30, men were more handsome, taller and more background, but after the age of 30, men were more wealth, power and status.

In the world of men's and women's feelings, men's vows and women's lies are invisible swords, which will always give you a fatal gentle knife when you are unprepared.

Men make mistakes, in the final analysis, it's all women's fault. Secular society sympathizes with women, but once it endangers men's interests, it always puts the blame and negligence on women.

6. Real men are often good at camouflage. It is not easy for a woman to fully understand a man before marriage.

7. When a man is entangled in a city, there must be a woman who loves it deeply, hates it because of love, and hates it because of resentment. Finally, she struggled with her life, hurt her life, and remembered her life.

8. It is difficult for men to leave their hometown, or to leave their hometown, which must be related to women.

9. There is no prodigal son in the world. If you are scolded by women a lot, you will become a prodigal son.

10, as long as it is not a hollow reputation, men would rather be prodigals. Because the prodigal son's life is rich and colorful, the return of the prodigal son is more expensive than gold, and more importantly, the prodigal son lives truly.

1 1, meeting a good woman is a blessing for a man in his last life; Meeting a bad woman is a doomed thing for a man in his life.

12, it takes only one night for a woman to really understand a man; It takes a man a lifetime to really understand a woman.

13, men keep a night for women, and women keep a lifetime for men. Interestingly, men can't wait, but they often say "wait for you all your life"; Women can't afford to wait, but they have waited all their lives.

14, men's waiting is just a kind of appearance, sometimes just to impress women, and it doesn't have much practical significance. Just like men's vows, it sounds beautiful, but it won't bring real happiness to women. Women's waiting is infatuation, which is a sad annotation to men's vows. Most of the time, they are just waiting for scenes of dreams, beautiful and lonely. Even many men say that waiting for you all your life is sometimes just a sincere word when you leave and a beautiful rhetoric when you break up.

15, men promiscuous, hurt women, women infatuated, hurt women themselves.

16, men do anything for friendship and women do anything for love. No matter how deep the knife is inserted into the meat, it is only the pain of the flesh. Once the knife is inserted into the heart, it will be very painful, and the wound will be difficult to heal for life.

17. No matter what class of men drink, they can't live without women or are related to women. Men drink white wine, which is related to their mood. Men drink beer, which is related to their senses. Men drink red wine, which is related to their emotions. Men who drink white wine make many enemies. People who drink beer have many friends. Men who drink red wine have many lovers.

18, it is easy for a man with hurt feelings to find a comedy-like love, while a woman with hurt feelings often encounters another love tragedy.

19, it's no use for women to ask secrets that men don't want to tell. The best way to get a man's inner secret is to play hard to get and defeat him without fighting.

20. The reason for all men's pain, misfortune and disaster is not that they don't understand women, but that they don't listen to women.

2 1, the different personalities of men and women are doomed to have only one result in the emotional world: men lose one night and women lose their whole lives.

22. For women, youth is definitely an advantage, but for men, youth is not capital. The real capital is wisdom and strategy.

23, 30-year-old man, can no longer be whimsical, can no longer boast, can no longer be cynical, otherwise, until the age of 40, not only can not become a boutique, but also may have defects.

24. Men and men are hardcore friends as long as they smell the same. But women, even if they are intimate, often defend each other everywhere consciously or unconsciously.

25. Men may be sincere when expressing their vows, but I dare say that no man has absolute confidence in his vows.

26. It is not only love but also responsibility for a man and a woman to make a paper engagement. Performing duties is often more effective for marriage than empty promises.

27. How long can you wait for someone? The most beautiful are men, and the most successful are women. Men are promiscuous and fickle, which has been the case since ancient times.

28. There are two things that are most unreliable in reality. One is the oath of a man, and the other is the age of a woman.

29. A woman who wants to keep a man with her lower body and a man who wants to conquer a woman with her lower body are all stupid in the name of cohabitation. Love yourself more to make others love you more.

30. Not many men can resist the temptation of the lower body, such as romantic talents, and ordinary men can't avoid customs.

3 1, men like to say I love you to women before going to bed, but women always say I love you to men after going to bed. Before going to bed, whether you love it or not, men will make women sweet talk; When a woman says I love you, she must really feel it from the heart, and it has nothing to do with sex or not. This is the biggest difference between men and women in treating love. Men can have nothing to do with love when they make love, and women must devote themselves to true love when they make love.

People aged 32 or 30 are a hurdle and a watershed in life, full of expectation and suspense.

33. Whether a man has a sense of responsibility depends on whether he can give a woman a home. Until the curtain call of a woman's life, this man is still the only audience.

34. In the face of reality, no man can really accept a woman whose feelings are full of holes.