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1, 1 65438+1October1,Singles' Day, four "1"gives you four "essentials": "Want" to be independent and take care of your own property, "

2, 1 65438+1October1,Singles Day, always lonely outside, find a lover to take off the bill, have less troubles in your heart, pursue without fear of rejection, and do your best. May you end your single life and get rid of your bill as soon as possible.

It is said that bachelors grow old quickly, and you are still a young bachelor liar on Singles Day. After the middle-aged bachelor liar's day, you have squeezed into the ranks of middle-aged senior bachelor liars; If you don't go alone, go to the bachelor liar's day, and be careful to become an old bachelor liar who is ignored!

4, the cold wind whistling in winter, snow and ice flying, the cold season reminds you to add clothes to keep warm. I really can't bear to let you get naked. Fortunately, today is Singles Liar's Day, and I can confidently say to you: Singles liars are innocent, and you are naked.

5, whether it is a male bachelor liar or a female bachelor liar, they are bragging bachelor liars who can eat and sleep; Whether it is an old bachelor liar or a young bachelor liar, it is a real bachelor liar to be able to afford it and put it down; Whether it is a high bachelor liar or a short bachelor liar, they are all happy bachelor liars who can jump healthily. Whether it is a fat bachelor liar or a thin bachelor liar, it is a happy bachelor liar, whether it is a fat bachelor liar or a thin bachelor liar. I wish you a wonderful life in the future!

6. You are the son of heaven, I am a eunuch, you are Song Wu, I am Pan Jinlian, you are Tang Priest, I am a demon, you are Chun Mei, I am Ximen Qing, you are Chen Yuanyuan and I am Li Zicheng. If you are a bachelor liar again, just forget it with me!

7, I am a bachelor liar, I am not afraid, there are many beautiful women in the world; I am a bachelor liar, I don't worry, love will come to me sooner or later; I am a bachelor liar, I am not bitter, and I live happily alone; I'm a bachelor liar. I am very happy and enjoy being single.

8. Breathe a person's free air, live a happy life and enjoy a person's praise; Waiting for the arrival of the other half, looking forward to their happy love, I wish you a happy Singles' Day, take off your clothes as soon as possible and run towards happiness!

9. Nobody sets off firecrackers and wears new clothes. When can you hold hands with your indifferent eyes? Before such a day, I only have you, a fellow bachelor liar who is associated with the same disease. Happy Singles and Liars Day!

10, today is "11.11". I want to give you a blessing. I wish you good health, a clear conscience, good fortune, good career and good dreams. Happy Single Liar's Day!

1 1, "light" has a blessing, but no, there must be a gift; "Light" has the luck of a cow, but it doesn't. You have to have a cow to be the foundation; "Light" has chopsticks, no, it needs bowls to match! Today is Singles Day, I wish you take off your clothes as soon as possible!

12,11.11are all great singles days. It's not bad to be a bachelor liar. You can always eat delicious food, sleep until you wake up naturally, be free and carefree, have fun and live happily. If you are a bachelor liar, I wish you a happy holiday!

13, light can be light, not constant light; A stick can be a stick, not a constant stick. Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, bachelors laugh, bachelors cry, laugh like spring water and cry like winter frost. May you be happy, free and easy, and melt the ice and snow on Liar's Day.

14. Marriage advertisement: gender: male, interest: female, detailed requirements: height is not limited, as long as it is not Yico Zeng; Fat or thin, as long as it's not Li Gang's father. Interested parties contact with the secret code, the secret code: Happy Singles and Liars Day!

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