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Tianjin dialect

Don't hang yourself from a tree.

Don't put your heart under your arm.

Don't throw live fish to death and sell them.

Don't treat the land god as a fairy.

Don't put shit on your head.

Don't treat yourself like an outsider.

Don't kiss his cold ass with a hot face.

Second, a guarantee ticket-a guarantee for something.

Turn off the barge and stop the children-stop them from getting on board. "Don't argue, we must have done it."

Sneezing-joking when hitting someone on the back of the head or neck.

Patching-a generalist in the post, he will be transferred to work wherever there is a shortage of people.

Knock the cymbals.-just kidding. "I'm serious, don't play with me."

Shake-briefly show your face. "No matter how busy you are, you have to come and have a look. “

Strike“strike "is pronounced ao-just ask the price and don't want to buy it. "This one doesn't look like a buyer. Come down. "

Play sloppy eyes-divert attention and practice cheating.

Withered-listless, like sleeping.

Drifting water-at first it was a children's game, and later it meant wasting money. "I took 300 thousand, and I won Shui Piao."

Wow, wow-this is a term used in children's games, that is, not counting. The latter refers to people who don't count. "Don't trust him, I will play with you one day."

Play crooked ways-deliberately create trouble and make things impossible. "I told you it's unreliable, how, play slanting? ! "

Make a hole.-buy it. "Why don't you pick and choose? Punching and kicking. "

India-this refers to usury. After that, I often have to spend money on something. "Buying a car is a good thing, but can you stand this seal?"

Flying around-no job, living everywhere. "I don't want to do anything, just fly around all day."

Knock the other person down and whisper-don't accept the promotion, or negotiate and go back on your word.

Responder: punk wind Monty-trainee magician level 2 7-28 07:46

"Hmm" (that is, what to do)

"eyes" (that is, interesting)

"Scratch" (joking)

"Bored" means consciously. If you are not bored, you are unconscious. If you are not bored, you mean "I don't understand".

Nouns are like slaps, that is, palms. "Give him two slaps", that is, give him two palms. Patch refers to a piece of cloth used to repair the damaged part of clothes. Grass kidney, that is, a rope made of straw. Spring: refers to the next spring. Toilet: generally refers to the toilet. A box is a small bowl of tea. Mounds, mostly mounds. The mind is what's on your mind. Tooth dog, that is, male dog. Mouth: refers to the cheek.

Verbal interruption: rushing to talk and interrupting others. In a daze: look straight into the eyes. Glare: when you are confused about a problem, your eyes will look up, causing most white eyes to appear. Pinch: crush something with your fingers or nails. Naan: the process of tidying clothes, quilts, etc. Na: The needling method is short and dense, such as "nano insole". Catch up: catch up.

Adjective hold hard: hard and straight. Disappear: The meaning of "some" is often used to describe the taste. Fu Tie: Things are handled smoothly and strictly, also known as "Fu Tietie". Or promotion: shy and unnatural. Very good: very good. Wu Tu: The water is warm but not hot.

"Belkuanger" (particularly interesting)

"Pancreas" (soap)

"Knock the cymbals" (joking)

"garbage collection" (charged goods)

"What the hell" (what thing)