It's the first time for a boy to send a text message to a girl. Men and women don't know each other and want to make friends. What should they send? Today is the girl's birthday.

Case 1: I: Whispered: Hello ~ Do you think the sun today is very special MM: No, what's so special? Me: Whispered: Today's sun is really special, don't you think it is particularly round? Case 2: Me: Sister XX (in fact, I am older than her, but the previous role-playing has made her enter the role) MM: Sign up (it's popular now, and there must be a lot of flies) Me: Depressed, how can there be such a pig-headed sister (denying you to death) MM: Say no, let alone write your number on the XX overpass, and add two words: apply for a certificate (it will soon be as humorous as me). Me: I won't say anything until I kill you (pay attention to my speaking order). If you want to write on the overpass, I'll write your number all over XX City, and then add: Married, male and female. MM: It's you. XX haha (NND will be surprised if I don't think of it again) Case 3: Text her for the first time "What are you doing? Let me tell you something. Yesterday, someone asked me about your height, weight, hobbies, and whether you have a date. I scolded you back! That's it. What are you thinking? It's nothing like buying a pig. " Then she asked me who I was, Khan. . . She doesn't remember my name. Later, I said that my eldest brother was very angry and the consequences were very serious, saying that she had deeply hurt my feelings. She quickly said sorry. I said I'm an adult, no matter who I am. I'll give you a chance to make up for it and invite me to dinner. Case 4: I think it's just at night, a little late, and then send a sentence "Are you asleep?" The average girl will say, "I didn't sleep or anything." Then you can say it badly, but I want to sleep, but I want to wake you up before going to bed. Case 5: M: Excuse me, are you the girl who gave me her phone number at # # today? Woman: Yes, you are RMB (have you forgotten me? Me: Oh, just to make sure. Later, when I came home, a girl asked for my phone number and left it for me. You two are confused. . Case 6: I know you, but I haven't attracted you yet: I saw you walking with @ @ at ￥ today. From the back, your walking posture is really beautiful. . She: Out of courtesy, I will definitely reply with a thank you. Ha ha. Me: But @ @ looks better from the front. . Case 7: I saw you today. That skirt you are wearing is so beautiful! Then mm usually says, where did you see it? Then, I sent a message. Sorry, it's wrong. It's for another friend. By the way, what have you been up to recently? Case 8: Me: Tomorrow is Father's Day (any holiday). Did the forgetful ghost across the street remember to call his father to send a blessing (replaced by anyone)? She: A typhoon is coming. Band 6 is going to die. Tomorrow is Father's Day. Me: Take a shower when the typhoon comes. If I can't pass CET-6, I will take the exam next year. I have to harass my father at twelve. None of these three things can be less. She: dizzy me: why did you add me? She: No, I didn't add anyone. I: Then how did you get here? I don't know. I: It seems that fate has brought us together. In that case, why not speak? She: Well, BLALALALAAL, I: What, are you drooling over the handsome guy again? She: No me: Then what are you doing? . . . . . . . The post you are looking for comes from a forum in Kaoyan.com.