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10 What girls must know before they turn 20.
1, learn vulgarity before the age of 20.
I believe you need money! You need beautiful clothes! Need top cosmetics! Need Coco channel perfume! Need expensive rose essential oil! Need Ferrari F4! Need LV bags! Need a first class ticket from Virgin Atlantic! Need a round-the-world trip without an end. . . . . . Believe that your desire is endless, but you haven't noticed it yet!
You want to be a frequent visitor to Paris Fashion Week, interested in antique furniture of Louis XIII period, fascinated by horses of the British royal family, and you want to win 80 strokes on the golf course. . . . . . What else is there? Cigars in Brazil, red wine in Bordeaux and lavender in Provence, I believe these are hidden desires in every girl's heart. Life is material. Learn vulgarity before the age of 20 and enjoy it or start working hard for it, and you will find that your life is more exciting than that of your peers.
This is not to teach a girl to be vain, but to let a girl learn to really face life. Life itself is material. Only by longing for 300 yuan's high heels and working hard for them can we not be intimidated by 200 yuan's skirt. Girls should have the ability to taste wealth, so they should be noble, so that they can behave naturally and appropriately between natural and graceful. A truly happy woman knows how to plan her life since she was a child, and a truly happy girl is still alive after the vicissitudes of life, not bothered by housework.
So maybe you should learn how to manage money, save, invest and plan the value of each coin when you are young, so that you can enjoy life. Remember to learn "vulgarity" before the age of 20, because life is like this.
Bedding is the grave of youth.
"We can't wake up before the age of 30, and we can't sleep after the age of 30", which shows the degree of our attachment to the bed before the age of 30. We can't give up our youth, Wen Mang has been with us, and the bed has given us the impulse to return from self-study at night. We keep all kinds of dolls, music boxes and diaries in our heads. After leaving him, I wrapped myself in a quilt and sent him a text message for countless moments. When talking on the phone, the quilt became an indispensable sound insulation board. If you fail in the exam, you can only cry in the quilt. The hardest day of your physiological period is only in the quilt. . . . . . Among all our friends, we will find that the feelings of roommates are the most sincere: we slept together and rushed into the classroom without taking care of washing; We lie together and talk about the secrets of the boudoir, wake up in the middle of the night and eavesdrop on memorizing the six-level vocabulary in the boudoir dream.
The years of youth are like water, and bed is the place we want to go most. It is the tomb of youth, which buries our desire for dreams. When you have been asleep, time disappears from the bed, and your youth is covered by the bed. Your future will be ruined in bed. Don't waste your youth because you are attached to the beauty of the bed. It is the hometown of tender youth. Open the quilt bravely, and the cold will make you more alert, feel alive and live happily in youth.
It is also a pleasure to fall in love with the dean.
When I was 7 years old, I read Grimm's fairy tales, and Prince Charming was young. Look at age15 > If you want to find a man like Zi Ling and like Yun Fan Fei, you can always call him "uncle" in a funny way, and hold his toes in pettish. Don't worry that you will grow older than him, and you can bully him anywhere in the family. In short, it is reasonable for little girls.
The perfect match between a little girl and an old man, you can always play the fool, don't be so competitive, just let him laugh, draw cartoons on his official paper, fill his work mailbox with love cards, hang Hello Kitty in his office drawer, be asked by the clerk "Uncle, your daughter is so cute" when shopping, and then you two snickered. . . . . .
Love has the pleasure of dislocation because it forgets the year. Don't think that love is just very much in love, lingering and crying. Actually, it can be fun. Love has no boundaries, and age is not a problem. If you fall in love with the dean, you will bravely fight for it. Join him, personable and knowledgeable. The most important thing is that you are still single. Don't worry, falling in love with the dean is also a pleasure.
4, the backbone will not die to the end.
Swear never to be in the same class with him again, swear to delete his number from his mobile phone from now on, and swear never to waste your breath on him again. . . . . . Little girls always make a lot of boring vows at the beginning, just because he was with his buddies last weekend and not with you. When love comes, we are always particularly easy to sink in and magnify every trivial detail. A girl will want her boy to make multiple-choice questions between "you and his interests", "you and his parents" and "you and his buddies". Then put these answers on the coat of backbone and support them until he said that-unreasonable.
Why can't you wait for me downstairs in our dormitory every time I call you next to the dormitory? Why can't I send you a text message and miss you, and you can't send it to me? Why can other girls receive crystal bracelets and I can only receive discounted roses? Girls who are naturally narrow-minded wear each other's feelings in disputes. The more you love each other, the more critical you are, and the more you have backbone. No, this time, for a whole week, I made a detour without calling you. No, don't think I can't live without you, so I tried to be independent, climbed to the dormitory on the eighth floor with a bottle of water and walked to the frozen library. We always think that love is to fight for our own little backbone. Since you love me, you should. . . . . .
Everyone in the world thinks so, and then sticks to his point of view to the end, turning backbone into a life-and-death game. But if love needs backbone, how can that stubborn female donkey fall in love with the same stubborn male donkey? If you win your spine and lose your love, what are you left with? If love must be measured by backbone, then Juliet must never fall in love with Romeo, the son of her enemy; If love is about backbone, then Wang Zhaojun must not marry a distant barbarian and sacrifice himself for a moment of national peace; If we want to talk about love, Princess Diana should not marry Prince Charles for love, even if the royal family looks down on her. Therefore, in love, backbone is not stubborn to the end, but an ability full of wisdom.
5. Love depends on wisdom.
Legend has it that when Cleopatra first met Caesar, she smeared her whole body with sesame oil, wrapped herself naked with a delicate blanket, and let the servant walk into Caesar's bedroom along the waterway. When Caesar lifted the blanket, a strange smell came to his face, and he was relaxed and happy before he could see the face of Queen Chuyan. Not only that, Cleopatra also has her own special rose perfume ointment, which is applied to her lips. When she kissed her lover passionately, the fragrance left on her lips made Caesar miss her very much! All beautiful women know how to capture people's hearts with their own fragrance. According to research, Cleopatra is not very beautiful, but she knows how to express herself. With her wisdom and feminine taste, she conquered two of Rome's bravest generals-Caesar and Antony.
The means of love is not unscrupulous capture, but painstaking management and acquisition, full of wisdom and enthusiasm. Some people also put love into the category of project management, strengths, weaknesses, opportunities and threats. Perhaps it is because this feeling strongly stimulates hormones and adrenaline that various strategies are born. For girls, a sincere look and frank conversation is also a deterrent.
Cinderella won the prince's love with glass shoes, and ordinary girls can try their best to catch aliens. When you are still hesitating whether you should be shy or not, maybe you should understand that boys are more timid than girls in physical structure. They are warriors on the battlefield and are afraid of rejection. At least you have to understand that face is an irreplaceable shield for every boy relative to the sense of maturity. You know, boys who really love you will feel that they are not worthy of you. Your means is an encouragement to boys and gives them the courage to love you.
6. There is no such thing as fate
"12, I will wait for you to 12, if you don't come, I won't love you. . . . . "Can love really be said not to love? Girls always say, who told us that there is no fate? Much like the most popular lines in love movies, we can often see those lost expressions on the last subway. In fact, they know they won't come, just like bare roses, love, no love, no love. . . . . . Even if you tear off the last petal, you are doomed to fly.
There are always some girls who attribute all the differences and misses to fate, and there are always some girls who bear the differences and misses because they believe in fate too much. It's like a strange circle that can never go out, because girls are used to calculating the probability of meeting the same person on the same road, while boys are good at designing the probability of meeting the same person on the same road. Maybe this is fate.
If cherry blossoms fall at a speed of 5 cm per second, how long will it take for two hearts to get close? Or will you die forever? A cartoon full of cherry blossoms & gt with a warm picture, make sure there is no so-called fate. Gui Shu and Director Ming, two inseparable friends, later transferred to another school rationally, and Gui Shu moved to the distant Kagoshima with his parents' job transfer. We often had such differences when we were children. Before breaking up, Gui Shu took the Shinkansen all the way to see Li Ming. After a long wait, the two men embraced under the withered cherry tree and agreed on the time to see the cherry blossoms next time in their first kiss. But time flies and they never meet again. Although they looked for each other, it was all in vain. They think that fate will make them meet again. They think that fate will continue their frontier. Unfortunately, they already have a new life of their own. Although the dream is still young and beautiful when 13 years old, the word love finally falls into the so-called fate.
Man is an animal that can never turn back. Everyone is just a catalyst for others, and fate is just a chemical reaction!
7. All the handsome guys in the end are ugly girls.
Some people say, Betty, hmm! A little fat, a little extravagant in princess dress, a rustic cap and black-rimmed glasses, buck teeth and thick lips, and a little dark skin. Everyone calls her>, the best-selling American TV series. Betty is not good-looking, and what is more worrying is that she is involved in fashion. This image doesn't mean everything, but it is the only important place. Betty was appreciated by publishing tycoon Braford for her self-confidence, intelligence and hard work, and became her son Daniel's favorite in Legendary Fashion magazine.
Believe that God is fair to us. If you have both brains and beauty, he will make you sacrifice your life. When we were young, we looked at the world innocently with our own eyes. In the journey of love, this hidden emotion becomes a kind of courage, which gives us the power to pursue true love. On the Internet, you can see the collocation of handsome guys and ugly girls: Chiu Man-Cheuk and Zhang Danlu, Gallen Lo and his wife Fang Minyi, Tony Leung Ka Fai, Fang Zhongxin and his girlfriend Mo Kexin. . . . . . The list goes on and on. Handsome men and ugly women are also a major trend today. In the eyes of men, there are two kinds of women, one is to take them out for others to see, and the other is to take them home to get along with themselves. However, handsome guys are afraid that beautiful women will attract butterflies, or ugly women will come down to earth.
Still have to listen to Yi Shu's words: "Every daughter was originally a little princess of her parents, but when she grew up, she had to put on iron shoes and live that terrible lifestyle." Don't care about other people's opinions, be a strong and confident self, all the people you think are worthy of your love in brave enough to love, including handsome guys!
8. Secret love is the stupidest thing.
Some people say that unrequited love is like moonlight, which always brings this trace of sadness, even if you have had romantic feelings, it is also mixed with pain. Huang Xiaoming sang in his> album: "If you can't get it, you are not afraid to lose it. If you can't get it, it will never end. " . . . . . "This is an emotion that will never end. This tingling will bring you to every stage of your life, starting with your unrequited love.
Love someone, but don't let him know. At first, because of shyness and reserve, I like to take the elevator with him but turn a blind eye. I like to pretend to sit at the same table with him every time, but I stop there. Like a blooming flower, it will never bear fruit. Is this true love? We are all amateurs. Long and masochistic consumption will make your nerves fragile and sensitive, and unrequited love will eventually lose time. Isn't that stupid? If you really love him, you must have the courage to tell him that if you don't have the courage to bear the consequences, it is cowardice, cowardice in feelings is hypocrisy, confession is sincerity and self-help.
Read Hong's Xiao Xuan & gt heroine secretly loves Qin. Zhang Xiaoxuan wrote: "The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor am I standing in front of you, but you don't know that I love you." When you choose to hurt yourself with unrequited love, the god of fate will not sympathize with your pity, and you are destined to become the stupidest thing in the world.
9. The person who loves you the most is your father.
200 1 Oscar winner for best animated short film & gt The total length is only eight and a half minutes. It tells the story that one day, a father and his little daughter rode bicycles to a ferry by the river. The father kissed his daughter goodbye and rowed away. The daughter watched her father's figure disappear between water and sky. Then her daughter grew up. Looking forward to her father's return, she rode her bike to the ferry again and again, waiting for her father. Until her daughter herself became a doddering woman, she rode to the ferry. When the river dried up, my daughter put down her bike and walked into the river. She saw a broken boat half buried in the sand, so she curled up and lay on the boat that her father might take. She seemed to see her dear father, so she got up and walked forward. She is getting younger and younger. Her father also came towards her. The daughter who has returned to her girlhood ran to her father and finally hugged him tightly.
Liu Xinglong said that your daughter was a rose planted by your father in his last life, and your father chose the first rose in your life. The first dress you wear in this world is also bought by your father. /kloc-spend valentine's day with dad before 0/5; Dad is the first man in the world to stand up for you; He used his aging to witness your transformation from ugly duckling to white swan; He will buy us a long skirt like a princess in a Korean drama; When/kloc-was 0/8 years old, I received my first diamond ring from Xie Ruilin, which was my father's adult gift. People who are always willing to be our spare tires will always love us, and the person who loves you the most in life is your father.
10, pain is common, aspirin is not common.
Girls are the animals that are best at forgetting pain. Because of this, they are always hurt the same time and again. Knowing that he only likes Capricorn girls, he just doesn't change his infatuation; Knowing that he only loves game love, or a moth to the fire; I know he treats you like a doll, but I still can't let you go. . . . . . Never fall in love with a man without a circle, and never fall in love with his "baby" lies. Don't give the same man two chances to hurt you, and never be the kind of woman who runs from one boyfriend's house to another with her luggage in the middle of the night.
Life is made up of pain from the beginning. Those girls who are good at tears should keep aspirin from the first cry and chew bitterness when they are hurt. Maybe girls should find more solid support besides love. Don't use the words of a woman writer like you to "worry about adding new words". A mature girl should gradually know how to control her emotions and control her emotions.
Men grow up because of women, and women grow up because of the pain brought by this man. University is not a painful laboratory. It is not because of the loneliness in the ivory tower that I declare "I love you" to the world. Lin Yin Avenue on campus and the study room in the library allow girls to enjoy loneliness and knowledge. Girls are animals born with no immunity to pain, so they have been attacked countless times. We are not afraid of pain, but we are afraid that he won't be around when it hurts and we don't have our own aspirin.
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