Call the emoticon pack. The original picture has no watermark.

Call the emoticon pack. The original picture has no watermark.

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A joke about calling.

1. This is the awesome person I met in the subway this morning. On the subway, suddenly a buddy's phone rang loudly, and all the passengers heard it: "Grandpa, that grandson called you again ... Grandpa, that grandson called you again ..." I saw that buddy slowly took out his mobile phone and answered: "Hey, Dad, what's up ..."

2. When a person went to the toilet and just closed the door, he listened to the next door and asked, "Are you there?"

He said, "Yes."

But I thought to myself, who is this next door? Do I know him? Strange!

Then the next door asked, "What are you doing here?"

He said angrily, "Shit! What can you do here? ! "

The next door asked, "When are you leaving?"

He thinks this man is crazy! He said with chagrin, "Let's go after pulling! ! "

At this time, the next door asked, "Why don't you come to me later?"

The man was surprised: "Shit! It turned out to be gay! "

He cursed: "Go to hell, pervert!" "

The next door said, "well, hang up first and call you back." There is a pervert next to me! " ! What did I say? He answered! ! "

One night in the middle of the night, suddenly in my sleep, the phone rang suddenly. "Who called so late?" Rub your sleepy eyes and touch your mobile phone in the dark. -"Hello, who is this?"

"Uncle, it's me."

"Oh, it's you, nephew."

"Uncle, how are you?"

"Very good."

"Is my aunt in good health?"

"Everything is fine."

"Hey? Uncle, how did your voice change? "

"Because you have the wrong number, nephew."

The other party was stunned for 5 seconds, and then there was a blind sound of "DuDu ~ DuDu ~" on the phone.

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