Desperate for a short message that can make girls happy. ...

1, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

2. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish, which you can stew, boil and steam, and then lie in your gentle belly.

4. I think you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you.

The person I love is taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

6. If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

7. You are like a louse on my body, without you? I don't feel well.

8. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

9. Love you for ten thousand years? Exaggeration? Love you for five thousand years? Hopeless? Love you for a thousand years? Funny? Love you for a hundred years? Too long? Love you for 70 years? As long as I'm healthy? This is my strong point.

10, your photo is on my desk. I see you in the morning, at noon, at afternoon, at night and at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

1 1. Dear husband, remember: if the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

12, dodging bin Laden's tail, avoiding the crowd in the US election, avoiding the violent explosion of mine disasters and bypassing the tsunami attack in Southeast Asia. After so many dangers, I just want to say to you: Happy Valentine's Day, my friend!

13, today seems to be my wife's second birthday, right? Flowers are in the living room, chocolates are in the drawer, new clothes are hanging in the closet, my salary is in my wallet, and I am … lying in bed.

14, I want to send you a bunch of roses every day, but I have no money; I also want to give you chocolate every day, but I'm afraid you'll hit me if you gain too much meat, so I can only send you a text message every day from today to express my love for you.

15, since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and my liver have been "stolen" by you ... May I have a chat with my sweetheart members this Valentine's Day?

16, mood prediction: I will miss you tonight to tomorrow morning, and I expect to miss you very much in the afternoon. Affected by this mood, the night will become a fantasy, and this weather will last until I see you.

Dear, you smile sweetly, just like a flower in full bloom in the spring breeze. Why do I smile so sweetly? Because you sent me a text message.