Funny and humorous copy

1, browsing the circle of friends, you can start posting if you want to get my attention.

2, this is a fishing copy, I don't engage in those gaudy, willing to be caught by me, please reply "baby".

Although today is not my birthday, I am in the mood. Can you wish me a happy birthday?

4, ready to talk about eight boyfriends, first talk about a big room in private.

5. Self-introduction: I am 18 years old, with healthy limbs and normal defecation. I have been breathing independently since I was a child. I can eat three meals a day. I know that I have to run indoors when it rains. I don't pick up things on the ground casually. I can play smart phones, and I am very sociable. I am full of expectations for the future.

6. I got paid in the morning. The first thing I did was to go to the supermarket and buy a mangosteen. It is very fresh. I took a bite of the 5 yuan, and it tasted a bit strange. I still don't think it's suitable for me after careful tasting. Now I am looking for someone who likes mangosteen. I only sell it for 4 yuan at a low price, and the color is 95 new. I have paid a dollar for it, so I don't want to include it. I still hope to understand.

7. Before I came into contact with the Internet, I felt very inferior. Thanks to the internet, I have changed a lot. Now I have social arrogance. I am very direct: hello, handsome boy.

8. Handsome men are a godsend, a stimulant of depression and a stone of happiness. When the handsome guy laughs, I laugh with him. Do you say hello to the handsome guy? My answer is always good.

9. Social software has been uninstalled, and it is enough to have three or five close boyfriends.

10, tell my sister the truth, with a friend like my sister, are you squatting in a circle of friends every day, just waiting for my sister to send a message?

1 1. There are always people on WeChat asking me why I didn't reply to the message in time, and I was speechless. Have you ever seen a garbage collector who is not busy?

12, I haven't slept at this point. I must be waiting for me to chat with you. Don't pretend to be reserved. I like active women.

13, withdrawn? Say it again, will you? Everyone has the right to pursue happiness. Maybe someone will laugh at you because you don't know your weight and ask you if it's worth putting out moths, but so what? Feelings, falling in love is falling in love, and it is also hard work if you can't get it. Just have a clear conscience about yourself and send it again. I'll pretend not to see it, and I won't give you any pressure.

14, I think you have feelings for me. I find from your circle of friends from time to time that you want to show your charm and confuse me so that I can like you. Today you send this circle of friends, which seems to be fishing. Actually, you just want my response In order not to let your love fail, I decided to allow you to associate with me today.

15, when I went out to throw garbage, I saw an uncle fall. I used to ask him: Uncle, my WeChat balance is 0.83, can you help me make it up? Grandpa moved aside and said that the children would come and lie down together.

16 actually, I'm not completely afraid of society. If I have friends around me, I am suffering from social ox B, and my laughter is louder than that big horn.

17, be my boyfriend, I will give you 100,000 yuan a month, change your car in two months and change your suite in three months. If it really doesn't work, I'll drink some more and give you the whole of Beijing.

18, no matter how sad you are, no matter how many tears you shed. And he won't care about you. If you black a fishing net with black silk and white silk, he will enlarge it, and so will I.

19, luminous glass of wine, Niu Yi glass, one for me.

20. If a man doesn't come out for about three times, he will delete it. Zhuge Liang is not as difficult as you.

2 1. If I don't show off in my circle of friends, getting up early is meaningless to me.

22. If you can't keep the peak, you can eat buns in the factory. If you are like-minded, the assembly line will meet, not to mention the night shift.

23. Put the ice in your pocket and be an iceman in the future.

24. I am the only fire source in my family. My parents will be furious when they see me.

25. good morning When you read this passage, you really had a relationship with me Please treat me to breakfast and cherish this relationship.

26. Work is very tiring, but you can't cry, because it's not safe to wipe your tears by riding an electric car.

27, running tofu brain in the morning, fun to run a small barbecue.

28. I learned to be smart this time. I didn't stand in the fog. Guess where I stand, standing in the crowd.

29. I feel itchy recently. I don't think I will grow a brain.

I'm in a bad mood today. I slapped the air a dozen times and felt much better.