Swearing short message

1, if it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!

I won't know you until I do something good in my life. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough! ! !

3. If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a kelp wrapped around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation of the fallen God.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.

6. Even a flower is more than twice as handsome as you.

7. Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

8. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.

9. the scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of their ancestors who were humiliated,

10, boys and dogs, boys are like Baha 'i dogs, sweet words are always on their lips, boys are like watchdog, cooking and washing are the best, boys are like mad dogs, and they bite at the sight of beautiful women. (distressed)

1 1, a superorganism that lives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decaying vitality,

12, starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

13, if you burn incense for one year, you will meet, you will know and you will be cherished. Therefore, for the happiness of the next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

14, brothers and sisters who have been with you for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.

15, looking for female brothers and sisters has to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

16, the weather is hot and cold. In this season, I feel calm and always miss you far away. I would like to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a shit on your head!

17, Top Secret Document of the 16th National Congress: In order to improve the national quality, the State Council decided to sweep away a group of ugly and retarded young people. You should pack your things and go out for a while. If you don't thank me, leave quickly and pay attention to safety!

18, meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.

It is a pleasure to miss you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have always done! However, lying to you is what is happening!

20. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest waste in human history, -gxdxw, (small class review last semester)

2 1, Hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark, and a new volcano erupted.

22. Oversized loudspeakers are a disgrace to Eskimos.

23. Sedimentary raw materials with twice the concentration of oil, disfigured uncle McDonald,

24. Africans engage in black descendants, chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance,

25. The last thing you can touch in this life is the mirror, lest you die of a heart attack!

26. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

27. In order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars.

28. It's worse than chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside.

29. It's very pleasant for you to drag a pig shopping. I said sympathetically, "Just look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain!

30. Life with incomplete evolution, alien with gene mutation, (good morning)

3 1, meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.

32.* * * can be your teacher, even the mentally retarded can teach you to speak.

I can only describe your beauty as a vegetable. Face is "melon seeds". The waist is willow. Eyebrows are willow leaves, eyes are longan, mouth is cherry and hands are lotus roots.

34. I want to be an emperor, but I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

35. I thought I was evil. I didn't know until I met you that there were few people better than me.

36. Girls change their mobile phones because some colleagues in the company have changed their mobile phones; boys change their mobile phones because they feel that there is no expectation of changing wives in their lives.

37. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

38. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

39, don't think you are cool, in fact, I want to vomit as soon as I see you; Don't think you are handsome, but I want to kick you!

40. Because of you, I firmly believe in fate. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, pulling us together in the dark. What I want to say at the moment is-what crime did I commit in my last life?

4 1, you and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half, and I finally found you. Only to find that our wings are smooth!

42. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop. Hippos and new volcanoes that have been crushed by Noah's Ark will not know you until they have done something good in their lives, and even throwing them into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough!

According to statistics, more than% people who look like pig heads use thumb buttons to watch the news! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig!

44. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

45. If you are cool and handsome, human beings can only reproduce asexually.

46. Since I met you, you should know your place in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different because you are. . . Two piles of shit

47. Because of you, I firmly believe in fate. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, pulling us together in the dark. What I want to say at the moment is-what crime did I commit in my last life?

48. Only one piece of shit can be played in TV series.

49. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what if I can see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

Don't worry, it won't be dangerous for you to go out alone at night, just because you are safe enough.

5 1, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

Brothers and sisters who have been with you for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.

54. If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you are an orangutan!

55. The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

According to statistics, more than% people who look like pig heads use thumb buttons to watch the news! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig!

57. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!

58. Grenade will explode when it sees you.

59. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken.

60. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched.

6 1, a hateful guy like you:

62. One monk carries water and two monks carry water. The classic story is unforgettable and deeply imprinted in my heart. Now, there is also a temple in the mountain, and there is also an old man in the temple, but the old man is smirking with his mobile phone.

Spilled saliva is more deadly than SARS.

Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

65. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely brothers and sisters and created me; However, he also saw that the world did not create you by the way.

66. Being your brother and sister for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. I must be able to pull weeds for the pigs you eat in my next life. Are you happy?