Top 10 disgusting text messages

1. Two dung beetles were talking about their ideals. One said: When I have money, all the dung in a radius of ten miles will be covered, and no one will be able to do it except me. The other said: It's not in good taste. If I had money, I would hire two ladies to cook and we would eat fresh and hot food!

2. The four great joys in life: when you are named on the gold medal list, there is rain after a long drought, there is a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, and you meet an old friend in a foreign land. The four greatest tragedies in life are: drinking soup to the point of emptiness, peeing to the point of peeing in a shoe, picking at paper while wiping the buttocks, and farting and producing feces.

3. "New Hero Song", the river flows eastward. If you want to go to the toilet, follow me. If you want to go, we will go. We have both poop and pee! If you can't pull it out, let out a roar. Take action when it's time to take action. The wind, wind, fire, and fire are digging with your hands!

4. Tips for killing roundworms without taking medicine: 1. Go on a hunger strike to starve the roundworm to death; 2. Not drinking water will make it die of thirst; 3. Hold in your farts and not smoke it to death; 4. Not defecate to suffocate it. die.

5. In the TV station’s quiz competition, the contestants rush to be the first to press the answering machine before the host announces the start. The host was anxious: "Don't grab it when I say 'open', wait until my 'start' comes out and then grab it again!

6. Before a monkey eats peanuts, he has to stuff them into his butt and then take them out. Eat. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it a peach, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey was frightened. Now it must be measured before eating.

7. Xiao Ming was not honest when he was a child. In order to educate him, an old farmer said to him: It has been hard for sixty years and there is no food to eat. I will never throw away the nose I picked out.

8. A man said to the primitive man You should put on some clothes. It's very clean and warm. The primitive man took a poop and forgot to take off his pants. After he finished, he looked back at the ground. Hey, it's quite clean. He sat down again. Uh, it's quite warm.

9. A girl strayed into the jungle and was chased by cannibals. She was so frightened that she lost control of her bowels. The cannibal leader looked regretful:

10. When the old man saw a small ball of sesame paste on the table, he felt sorry for it, so he picked it up and ate it. After a while, the old lady came over with a rag and said: Did you wipe all the chicken shit on the table?

Diamond level: Let’s eat today! We have stewed white maggot noodles with sticky phlegm, fried toes covered in dead skin with onions dipped in pus, dried nose snot, pulled earwax, braised vomiting stomach acid soup, steamed Take a shower and scatter large pieces of dandruff. I wish you a good stomach!