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Collect some information for the Year of the Dog!
☆ Tiangou guards you; Spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; The god of wealth loves you; Friends are loyal to you; I will bless you; The lucky star will shine on you forever!
☆ I dreamed of you last night: we walked by the river and snuggled up to each other. You looked up at my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof. ...
☆ I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: no dogs at home!
☆ Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight bravely. There will only be three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.
☆ In the Year of the Dog, I wish you a prosperous career, and all shall be well, with an annual salary of tens of thousands, endless happiness, endless troubles, and happiness is better than a fairy!
☆ Happy Spring Festival! Set off firecrackers all over the street, greet whoever you catch, and rub hemp is not afraid of the police knowing! The year of the dog is better! Jumping up and down, business is booming! Scratch your ears and cheeks. Good luck!
☆ I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police are partial to you, the court is partial to you, the official luck is with you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink, and the fortune covers you. Only you won the prize!
☆ From tonight to tomorrow during the day, your mobile phone will have a goose feather-like blessing, and your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that the wind will continue to blow after a week! Happy spring festival!
☆ According to the FBI: I found a pair of dull eyes at the phone 12 ... Hey! Pig head! I have my eye on you! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!
☆ I wish you a new year: the financial resources are rolling, and you are like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is a dime a dozen; Business is booming, flying higher and higher like Dapeng.
☆ If you are alone now, I wish you a happy New Year; If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.
☆ Smile is fire, happiness is pot and blessing is ribs. May the smiling fire ignite the pot of happiness, cook the ribs of blessing, and the fragrant blessings float to you who will be happy forever … Happy Spring Festival!
☆ I wish you a happy Spring Festival: you receive gifts and red envelopes every day, someone calls you from morning till night, and you win a mountain of money at cards. Newcomers love you like tofu!
☆ If you are free tomorrow, will you accompany me for a walk in the country with a rope? I won't do anything to you. I just want to enjoy the leisurely feeling of Mongolian grazing. It doesn't matter if you can't learn Niu Jiao ... I have a whip!
☆ Happy New Year, I wish you good health, all the best, a happy family, a happy life, a successful career, jewels, a long life, wealth and invincible.
☆ Wave when you are happy, stomp when you are happy, and shake your head when you are happy. Happy new year, crazy!
☆ What gift do you want for the Spring Festival? You can get them right away! Say it quickly .............................................................................................................................................................................
☆ I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.
☆ New Year! Usha falls on your head! Honey, watch you keep laughing! The big girl insists on your hug! Money comes out of your pocket! I'm glad you shouted: do you want it!
☆ I wish you greater success and glory in the new year. This is a big gift from me. Just give me a small red envelope. You sign the check and I'll write the numbers.
☆ New Year weather forecast: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash, which will accompany you all year round!
☆ Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight bravely. There will only be three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.
One day, the greedy dog jumped on the dining table to look for food and found a roast chicken. Just as he was about to eat, the host suddenly shouted, I will do whatever you dare to do to that chicken! So the puppy licked the chicken's ass.
Late at night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed and criticized his head. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so soft and confident!"!
Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my soul. I send them to you-my love, Happy New Year!
☆ The leaders favor you, the police indulge you, the court favors you, the official transport accompanies you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink as you like, and the fortune covers you, only you win the prize!
☆ Girl! When I am rich, I will use remy martin to flush the toilet for you, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with 999 roses, take you to work with Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Okay?
☆ The Spring Festival is a festival, and the festival can't live without you! Without you, it's like: cooking without salt, drinking without sweet oranges, and going shopping without money.
☆ I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1 Building elevators for Mount Everest, 2-watt Great Wall, and 3 reverse planes; Do three little things: 1 put gloves on flies, 2 put a mask on mosquitoes, and 3 feed you some pig feed.
☆ Don't call me heartless. At least I sent a short message with a dime, which wasted the battery and risked my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I will pay a New Year call to you regardless of the consequences! Happy new year!
☆ I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. Fortunately, you can get the text message. Send a warm message to a fool, I hope it won't make him angry. Let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.
Do you know what it's like to leave home? Just as the earth leaves the darkness of the sun, the sky leaves the white clouds, and the branches leave the leaves, I just want to say to my family when I leave home, I miss you.
☆ The loveliest message of the year: the person who received it will never be fired, the person who watched it has a successful career, the person who saved it has a sweet love, the person who deleted it has been lucky again and again, and the salary of the person who forwarded it has skyrocketed.
☆ In the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; Be handsome and ugly; It is a good thing to be old and not in good health; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It's good to have a stable life!
☆ I use the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread to express my sincere wishes to you and wish you a happy New Year!
☆ Spring Festival is coming, send my greetings in Japanese: Wash the pots and bowls, and wash the pots and bowls! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day! ^0^
☆ May you face the sea every day, sleep like a pig, bask in the sun in South Africa, spend money with Gates, get drunk with Bush's daughter, and evade taxes by bin Laden's method. Happy New Year!
☆ There is a sentence that I have never dared to say to you, but if I don't say it during the New Year, I will never have a chance again: you are so annoying. .............................................................................................................................
☆ Who is the hottest in the New Year? Faster than Liu Xiang, as tall as Yao Ming, more handsome than Tian Liang, richer than Wuzi and more beautiful than Jingjing. Who else? You're reading a text message!
☆ A pound of peanuts and a pound of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom every day.
☆ When you see this blessing I sent you, please hit your head against the wall. Do you see countless stars in front of you as my infinite blessing? Happy New Year!
☆ Congratulations on getting rich. Bring a red envelope instead of a red envelope. Turn it into a panda. hahaha ....
☆ I wish you the Year of the Dog: the banquet is open every day. If you make money, you can look at the promise. Love is like the Great Sage of Love, righteousness is like Huo Yuanjia, and body is as strong as King Kong!
☆ I wish you a happy Spring Festival: beauty is like a flower, romance is like cherry blossoms, luck is like snowflakes, luck meets peach blossoms, wealth matches peony flowers, and mahjong bars bloom!
☆ The New Year is here! May the cause develop like Marxism and its charm shine like Mao Zedong Thought, and may the thought of "Theory of Three Represents" keep pace with the times. Happy New Year!
☆ If beauty is a sin, then you have committed a heinous crime! If being sexy is a mistake, you have made it again and again! If cleverness is punished, don't you want to be chopped to pieces? ! Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world!
☆ Two bears went to the field to steal ripe corn. After a fierce rest, they suddenly saw the farmers smiling at them. A bear said insightful: boss, are we learning from Lei Feng?
☆ Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Please come to the People's Bank of China with sabre, shotgun and soil cannon at 10 this evening.
☆ Every night after I met you, I went to sleep every night, thinking and thinking about you! Your smile and your face are always in my heart-I'm too scared to sleep!
☆ I was deeply attracted by you the first time I saw you. Your every move makes me want to see you again. Now I finally get up the courage to say to you ... Shit! You really look like a walking pig.
☆ Rat: I am in love with bats now, and the children will live in the sky in the future. I am not afraid of your cat. The cat sneered at the owl and said, look, he is the crystallization of my love with the eagle.
☆ Why are you doing this? What have I done to you? If you want to tell everyone about me like this, can't you just tell me? You have to advertise everywhere like this, tell me! Why tell people everywhere that I am handsome!
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