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The most classic Halloween greetings are short.

1. Tonight is Halloween. Single unmarried beauty must be cautious. Timid people can come to my house to sleep.

Legend has it that tonight, ghosts will come to the afterlife, and children in GREAT GHOST will be everywhere. I hope the ghost can feel your breath and quietly come to your bed in the middle of the night, with long hair, big eyes and cold hands. Hold you tight and bless you for me: Happy Halloween!

3. GREAT GHOST wanders because of loneliness, and children cry because of loneliness. There shouldn't be too many lonely souls on Halloween night, so I send my greetings to you. Let's party together.

On this dark Halloween night, even the sound of water drops can be heard clearly. Just then, your mobile phone suddenly rang, and a red word was printed in your eyes: Happy Halloween, when will you give me the candy you owe me!

Damn it during the day, ghosts are everywhere at night. How can there be so many ghosts? Because today is Halloween, let's pretend to be ghosts and have a good night.

6. Halloween, naughty children tease you and are very happy; Happy clowns greet you, elated; Auspicious angels guard you, and good luck is boundless; Sincere wishes to you: Happy Halloween!

7. Halloween is coming. It should be emphasized that you can pretend to be scary, but you should also have taste in pretending to be a ghost. Our principle is to make all ghosts happy when they see you, including those who are reading short messages.

8. You are the sweetest candy on Halloween.

9. Halloween is here, and all the ghosts and gods are mobilized! I wish you good luck, ecstasy, hidden wealth, eternal ghosts, even more shocking achievements, and eternal happiness!

10. If you dream of me tonight, you will know what day it is, right? … Hehe … I will say to you in my dream: Happy Halloween! Ha ha!

1 1. Halloween is here, and there is no other gift for you. I want to treat you to a pumpkin dinner: pumpkin pie is fragrant, pumpkin soup is sweet, and you need several plates of pumpkin bread. Eating several bowls of jiaozi stuffed with pumpkin will make your stomach smooth and round and turn into a pumpkin face.

12. Halloween is here, and my heart beats; Counting the broken money in your pocket, I don't know what to buy for you! I know all the flowers and beautiful places in the world can't compare with my blessing. On Halloween, I quietly send my blessing, and you can laugh as happily as I do.

13. With the joy of Halloween, let you form a devil combination with foodies to drive away all troubles, worries, confusion, pain, pressure, hardship, fatigue, unhealthy, unhappy and unhappy. Happy Halloween to you.

14. On Halloween night, light the jack-o'-lantern in your hand, illuminate the black melancholy, put on your happy mask and welcome the joy that should belong to you.

15. Send you a gift: the first one: an auspicious amulet! The second thing: according to the demon, drop the magic mirror! The third thing: in addition to the ghost sword! I wish you a safe Halloween!

16. Halloween survey: Happy people are texting, happy people are texting, smart people are forwarding messages, and cheapskates are collecting messages. Hey, hey, happy Halloween!

17. Halloween is here. Wish you a happy holiday. It's a good ghost who replies to text messages, a bad ghost who doesn't reply, a handsome ghost who keeps them, a bad ghost who deletes them, a cheapskate who laughs at himself, and a happy ghost who sends them to everyone.

18. Halloween, send a message. Those who return information are good ghosts, but those who don't return are bad ghosts; Save handsome ghosts and delete bad ghosts; It's selfish to steal fun alone, but I'm happy to share it with you. Halloween, I have ten thousand reasons to love you. Halloween, I have a thousand words to send you sweet. On Halloween, I have 10,000 customs just for your gentleness. Happy Halloween, my dear witch mother-in-law

19. Halloween advertising big delivery: this year's Ghost Festival does not accept gifts, only text messages; Ghost Festival lasts forever, and short messages are circulated forever; The Halloween party is still not over; Hello, I'm good, Halloween is good, it's really good.

20. There is a saying-I have been holding it in my heart for a long time, and my work is inconvenient, my children are not suitable, and I am embarrassed to say it on the Mid-Autumn Festival. I forgot to mention the National Day, and I finally look forward to Halloween, so I want to say to you: hate, happy holidays! Laugh three times, hahaha! Happy every day!