What are the tricks for April Fool's Day?

Notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure!

Someone saw you today, you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It's really cute. I don't know how you competed with rabbits in those days.

I love you all my life! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! Life can't live without you! Only I know your heart best! Your eyes are the softest (see the third word of every sentence). Happy April Fool's Day!

Psychological test: If you race a bear, you hope: 1 you run fast; 2 as fast; 3 You are slower than a bear … Answer: 1 You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

Friar Sand said, I changed 16! Pig said, I have thirty-two changes! Wukong said: I have seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the Western Heaven. It seems that monsters read text messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

You are standing in the crowd, and the long hair blown by the soft wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoes in my heart for a long time, making me want to say: Your wig is going to fall off ... Today is April Fool's Day!

Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are striding through your body. .....

If you are ugly, please call110; If you are in poor health, please call120; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone to discuss in detail. ...

In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly … I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

Someone saw you yesterday, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking so detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

Pig-hunting notice: a purebred white pig has been lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. What I want to say now is ~ ~ ~ What crime did I commit in my last life? !

You find someone who is worthy of your love. I don't know you and your feelings well enough. I know that some things can't be forced, and some distances can't be exceeded. Just like yesterday, I can't believe you ran off with someone else for a bone!

Brick, also known as baner brick, is one of the most distinctive cultural heritages in old Beijing. It has many characteristics, strong lethality, convenient carrying and high concealment, and is not a weapon, so ... it is the most suitable for you!

Toad pursues swan, and swan disdainfully says: If I grow up to be like you, I will die long ago! Toad refused: that pig is still alive and well! Hearing this, the pig felt very wronged: I was just reading the short message. Who did I piss off?

Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking, second, stop eating fruit immediately, third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation, fifth, take a hundred steps, sixth, take a bath immediately, and seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! But you'll be fine. You are right and innocent. I envy you!

Dear, you are going to be a mother soon. My husband wishes you a happy Mother's Day in advance!

Floods are happening in the south, and both sides of the Yangtze River are my home. The flood is merciless. Please send me a message. Snow is floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes leak. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please give me a reply.

I really can't stand it.

Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? I saw an underline under the words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, so I reached out my right hand and clicked it. dispatch

You look peaceful and peaceful.

It's better to look at you carefully than to look at you.

Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as today, you are my first thought. dispatch

Please stop watching, or you will regret it! Your SIM card has been locked, please contact your service provider. You won't believe me if I tell you not to look!

How to make leaders obey you? It's actually quite simple. Send him a message!

Large families need wages and small families need foreign capital. They work hard all day, running around all day, smiling on both sides, and their physical strength is gradually exhausted.

Wood makes furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, and fools read the news.

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above!

Due to the arrival of "peace", please turn off your mobile phone for a week to ensure safety.

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April Fool's Classic SMS

Note: You have sent yellow text messages for many times in a row, and this bureau officially warns you! If you find it again, you will stop using it immediately and post the reimbursement number! Mobile supervision and investigation

Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone!

I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!

Please read the following numbers quickly: 252525252525 ... All right, baby, this is your bone!

Is your Mandarin standard? Please read with me: look at it, look at it, look at it, forget it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it.

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April Fool's Day Classic SMS in 2006

Others have a big bunch of roses, and I am short of money. I only have a cactus, so I hold it and summon up courage to say three words to you: "sit on it!" " "

You have a oval face, red crisp hands, slender willows, a small cherry mouth, almond eyes and eyebrows, and your skin is as white as lotus root ... You are so beautiful, more beautiful than plants, and you are a vegetable.

Some people say that they look at the sky when they are homesick, the moon when they miss them, and the distance when they miss their friends. Baby, I don't know what to look at when I miss you. Now I know that I look at the pigsty.

Your hobby has been touched, and your feelings are so exciting. In order to commemorate forever, I prepared shit for your feelings for me. You will definitely eat a catty after seeing it. Too affectionate.

I don't know! You don't understand, fool, boy! The phone is upside down!

A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

Three mice are braver than courage. 1 only said that I use the mousetrap as a weightlifting exercise every day. Number 2 said that I use rat poison as amphetamines every day. No.3 turned around and asked where you were going. He said I was going home to fuck my cat.

Three mice brag. A: I didn't even bring three packs of rat poison. The mousetrap is as comfortable as a massage on me. C: You two blow slowly, and I'll find a female cat to vent my lust.

I can make a couplet. The first couplet is a handsome world, and the second couplet is Marshal Tian Peng. What is the second couplet? B: I'm a pig!

Don't look at other women in front of your wife. If you stare at other women, you should avoid letting your wife see you. If your wife sees them, she should turn around at once, look at her and say, why is she not as beautiful as you?

A 20-year-old woman is like a football, and 20 people are chasing it. A 30-year-old woman is like table tennis. Two people make phone calls. A 40-year-old woman is like golf. The farther she plays, the better.

A Dai urinated and saw the words on the wall: Look up. Artie looked up curiously and saw that it said: Look up again, so he looked at it again. The wall near the ceiling says: You peed on your shoes!

Grandpa took the medicine in the hospital, and the nurse said it would take 24 hours. Grandpa has been laughing since he came home. Grandson asked, Grandpa, why do you keep laughing? A: The nurse said she would laugh for 24 hours.

Ajie walked through the cemetery and was very scared when he heard a knock at the door. Suddenly, he saw a man chiseling a stone tablet. Ajie said to the man, you scared me. What are you doing? The man replied that they carved my name wrong.

Ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork.

Ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork.

Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

God, don't say anything, you are crying! Northeast edition

I will never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

Love is like a circle, going around and back to the starting point. If you want to continue to develop, this is your first choice.

It's hard to love someone! It is fun to love two people! Love three people is so annoying! Love four people bullshit! Love five people to capsize! Love for six people is completely over!

I have a crush on a big girl. I can cherish her, but she doesn't cherish me. I've been preparing soil all day, always pestering her. You think I don't know how to use it?

Our Nada calls ugliness cruel. Northeast edition.

We are all from the northeast, where we add Korean ginseng, where we add pork stewed vermicelli, and where we add live Lei Feng. Northeast edition

Drop your mobile phone from a height of one meter, and you will get unexpected surprises. thank you

Dad hit me twice today, the first time because he saw my two-point report card, and the second time because the report card was his childhood.

Dad is chatting with the guests, and Xiao Qiang has something to say. Dad saw it and said, don't be so secretive. Speak louder. Xiao Qiang said loudly: Mom asked me to tell you not to keep guests for dinner!

White inside and red inside, different (Yaqian skin care products)-the face of a beautiful girl who can't answer questions in class.

I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you when I eat, miss you when I sleep, and I can't sleep at night. I have suffered a lot. When can I get your ... 5 million prize?

On the first night when I moved to my new home, a man broke in in the dark, and I couldn't resist. He stole all my things, damn grave robbers, and left the coffin unfinished.

Half a catty of wine, rinse your mouth, one catty of wine, two jins of wine in the same way, I'll follow the wall.

Baby, baby, I love you as mice love rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Advantages of fangs: you can dig sweet potatoes in the ground, cover your chin when it rains, separate tea residue when drinking tea, use it as a knife and fork when eating, and block it twice when cutting. Fangs are the best.