The selected QQ will automatically reply to the humorous copy with literary style.

What's your reply after qq left? In addition to being self-contained, it is better to say some funny and lovely automatic reply words. Next, let's take a look at the selected QQ automatic reply with literary humor. Others are willing to wait a little longer after reading this sentence.

The selected QQ will automatically reply to a copy with humorous style.

1, hi-the boss is not here, he has gone to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

If you need me, please shout!

Please don't leave me before I leave you.

Hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored movie!

Sorry, the network has been disconnected, please resend.

6. It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

7. The owner is streaking and the owner has rushed out of the service area.

8, but you have to buy me a slice, I want tomato flavor!

9. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

10, I didn't catch what you just said, please say it again!

1 1. The number you dialed is being processed, please redial later.

12, I'm in a daze, but I'm not here now. If you are slow, look down.

13, what did you say? I still haven't heard it. Please say it again

14, I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.

15, I'm hitting on another MM(GG). I'll hit on you when I'm done!

16, alas! You are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.

17, very impressive. But what is more powerful is the Tang priest type, which is more sticky.

18, I have to leave temporarily due to force majeure, please be patient.

19 * * *&%RMB # # @%&,OK, that's settled.

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded.

The selected QQ automatically replies to the humorous copy of literary style II.

2 1, alas ~ you are so naughty! You see, I haven't finished yet. There you go again ~ ~

22. I'm going to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest. Wait till I get back.

23. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?

Even angels sometimes take a nap. Haha, just play by yourself for a while.

25. My present position: wc, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exerting force.

26. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.

27. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please turn off the power supply after putting the food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

28. I am not young, and youth is not with me. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?

29. Why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

30. Sorry, the message you just sent has been lost due to the server. Please resend it.

3 1, formatting the hard disk, please wait. ...

32. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

33. Banana, your big watermelon, tell me to bite you again! Kaka Kaka Kaka ...

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to.

35. The subscriber you dialed has not been installed.

36. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

Dear, please wait for me for a while, my child is crying. ...

38. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for using it! The owner's inflatable doll.

39. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's what I want to say to me!

40. Hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is a problem with your * * *. Please press ctrl shift del.

The selected QQ automatically replies to the humorous copy of literary style III.

4 1, Di, this is an automatic reply. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. GG, stop sending it.

42. Such people are generally resolute and energetic. The following reply is a series of tricks that make people laugh and cry:

43. Artificial respiration From now on, if you scream, I will vomit. ...

44. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I'll tell him when he comes back.

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down. Banana, your big watermelon, let me bite you again!

46. If you want the host to leave, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep.

47. The computer is processing your information. A moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

48. If I go to eat at noon, I will be called to give a lecture during working hours. If you are the boss, forget it.

49. I am not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message if you need anything. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!

50. Your qq was infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will write as soon as I have time!

5 1, I am the dog of the blue shark. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

52. go away If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am taking pictures for the camera!

I am here occasionally, but I won't talk to you. If you want to chat, answer me a question first: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Dig Kaka ~ ~ ~

Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy voyeuristic tickets for individuals in 40 yuan and groups in 20 yuan. Appointment phone: I won't tell the average person!

55. I was cooking while I was away. Someone told me how to cook braised trotters, so I rewarded him (her) for chatting with me for 3 minutes!

56. Do you know what "clang clang" is? Bang, bang, bang.

57. The subscriber you called is no longer in service. To solve this problem … please hit your head on the monitor.

58. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

59. My hands are always too soft, and my heart is softer. I have nothing to talk about with you. Getting on the plane is always easy, but getting off the plane is too difficult. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

60. The nine-headed bird went to eat, because it has nine heads, so it may take a little longer. ...

Qq automatic reply statement

Qq automatic reply statement

1, banana, your big watermelon, tell me to bite you again! Kaka Kaka Kaka ...

2. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

3. A cute little pig pouted at you with innocent eyes wide open and said, Go on, I'm listening carefully!

Because of my work, I have been unable to answer the phone calls of countless friends, and the most painful thing is this. If you give me a chance, I will say three words: I will leave. If I have to add a deadline to these three words, I hope it is: for a while!

5. Is there any place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream. ...

6. I left inadvertently this time, but we missed it. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

7. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?

8. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor immediately until it sparks. I'll call you when I hear the sound.

9.Di, this is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GGDD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

10, the boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

1 1, it's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

12, I'm not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!

13, hello, I'm angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.

14, hello, I'm angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.

15, hehe, want to see my automatic reply? ! No way!

16, the computer is processing your information, please wait a moment, if there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

17, it's annoying, annoying, annoying. The boss's tasks are always endless every day. If you want to ask me when I will go online, I said it's basically difficult.

18. She said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

19, hello, I'm playing a game called cs (or other) now. Please press the "Reset" button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

20. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for using it! Master's inflatable doll

2 1. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded. You can hire a proxy server, and if you can't afford it, the network will designate one for you.

22. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

23. Your QQ was infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will write as soon as I have time!

People are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating, and there is no reply within 1 hour. Please call 120 for me.

25. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am urinating; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, then I have no paper.

26. If it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working time, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget it ... there is a game that has been fooled n times. You're not negotiable.

27. Why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

28. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

29. I am a blue shark's dog. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

30. I'm hitting on another MM(GG). I'll come to you when I'm finished!

3 1, my hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to talk about with you. Getting on the plane is always easy, but getting off the plane is too difficult. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

Qq automatically replies funny.

1, Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!

2. Do you know what clang is? Party, party, party, only you ~ ~

3. The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use this software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

People are in a hurry. If you reply in half a minute, it means I'm peeing. If you reply within 5 minutes, it means that I am defecating. If you don't reply within 1 hour, please call me.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please tap your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

6. I left inadvertently this time, but we missed it. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

7. If there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am urinating; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, then I have no paper.

8. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded.

9. People are in a hurry. If you reply in half a minute, it means I'm peeing. If you reply within 5 minutes, it means that I am defecating. /kloc-No reply within 0/hour. Please call 120 for me.

10, but you have to buy me a film, I want tomato flavor!

1 1, if it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working time, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget that there are games that make people fall n times.

12, be a nun for one day, and I will fall. Be quiet ~ I'll strangle you when I wake up.

13, sorry, break, talk to you next class!

14, the subscriber you dialed is down. The network may be blocked. To solve this problem, please hit the monitor with your head to make sure the network is clear.

15, hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. Now he hasn't told me anything, that's all I know.

16, the number you dialed is being processed, please redial later.

17, Di, this is an automatic reply. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

18. She said she was playing a game. Please call her loudly, louder and louder.

19, error 403: Restarting may solve this problem. If you have any questions, please call 0 10-845422. When you connect, please scold before someone answers the phone.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

2 1, if there is no reply within 1 minute, then I am urinating; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 30 minutes, then I have no paper. .

22. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

23. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I'll tell him when he comes back.

The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click.

25. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

26. This is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

27. If I don't cancel within one minute, hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ I am embarrassed to pull ~

28. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's what I want to say to me!

29. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

30, stop arguing, I want to guess the password with God and decide to make lunch for the loser!

3 1. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

32.Di, this is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. GG, stop sending it.

33. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

If you need me, please shout!

35. My present position: wc, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exerting force.

The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you.

37. I am xx's dog. Xx is not in now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

38. Because of my work, I have been unable to answer the phone calls of countless friends. The most painful thing is this. If you give me a chance, I will say three words: I will leave. If I have to add a deadline to these three words, I hope it is: for a while!

39. Hello, I am playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the reset button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

40. Hi ~ I'm not here now. Please leave a message after the beep!

4 1, I pay attention to discovering1girls over 6 years old and have a strategic vision for1girls under 6 years old.

42. I am grinding, so I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to maternity leave.

43. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go on, this is an automatic reply.

44. I have been busy collecting debts recently! [mail? Protected] (reply to your letter)! [mail? Protected] (password not found yet)!

45. In a trance, tears are raging on your face. Are you crying? Who cares? There are clouds in the sky. Will she stay?

46. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

47. go away If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am taking pictures for the camera!

48. Hi, I'm Angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.

49. * *&%RMB # @%&,OK, that's settled.

50. What did you say just now? I still haven't heard it. Please say it again

5 1, I want to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty, even if you are a beauty, I have to eat my stomach first.

52. Didn't we agree yesterday that you should pay me back? How come nothing happened!

53. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down.

I am here occasionally, but I won't talk to you. If you want to chat, answer me a question first: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Dig Kaka ~ ~ ~

56. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

57. A cute little pig pouted at you with innocent eyes wide open and said, "Go on, I'm listening carefully! “

58. In a trance, tears raged on my face. Are you crying? Who cares?

59. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for using it! The owner's inflatable doll.

60. You have the right to chat with me, but everything I say may become a negative factor harmful to your growth.

6 1. I am not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off!

I was very busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.

63. The subscriber you dialed is temporarily unavailable. Please turn off your monitor immediately until it sparks.

64. Hello, oicq is on vacation today. I'm netants.

65. How did you get here? You are at the gate of hell, so don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down. Banana, your big watermelon, let me bite you again!

67. The phone you dialed is still in the bathroom. Please give him your paper tape later!

68. The master is away. Where have you been? Just ... Just don't tell you. If you really want to see me, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and leave a message.

69. Hey hey, want to see my automatic reply? ! No way!

70. I just received the garbled code, please resend it.

7 1, the nine-headed bird went to eat, because it has nine heads, so it may take a little more time.

72. Can you understand the above? The most terrible thing is, a surprised a reply at first glance:

73. My eyelashes fell into the milk, and there was nothing in the sky. I just

74. If you want the host to leave, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep.

75. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for using it! Master's inflatable doll

Please leave your real name, home address, telephone number, bank account number and password, and I will contact you!

77. Ah, you miss me so soon? No hurry! Be right back. I'm going to smoke. Please talk to the machine first.

78. Hi, the boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

79. Are you talking to me? Is it me? Not me, is it? Are you mistaken for someone else?

80. My hands are always too soft, and my heart is softer. I have nothing to talk about with you. Getting on the plane is always easy, but getting off the plane is too difficult. Sleep now, no longer forced.

Super humorous qq automatic reply sentence

Super humorous qq automatic reply sentence 1

1. The sword is not well matched. You are already in the Jianghu.

The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you are married. Thank you.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

4. Submerged in the sea of knowledge, Gollum.

I can't move, but I can't get through. If you don't believe me, you are welcome to come to me.

6. Understand the replies from provinces and cities 1

7. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and then come back to help you catch aliens.

8. This is too much.

9. I am busy now, but I will be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply you, cutie?

10. Hanhan is hibernating.

1 1. body double Courier Online. If something happens, it's Euler.

12. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.

13. Wait a minute. I'll peel the apple for you with Tanaka's halberd later.

14. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification.

15. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It tastes as bad as blueberry pie of Aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old friend.

Super humorous qq automatic reply sentence 2

16. Silent mode is turned on.

17. I don't want you to think. I just want to think. I don't think I want to talk to you.

18. I have experienced many things, and the rivers and mountains in my eyes have become new. On the day of reunion, books and works will certainly be more magnificent than today.

19. Add friends to reply to 5

20. Please press 1 for manual service.

2 1. [Automatic reply] Because I am too fat, I have great resistance when running. I'll be right there, just a moment ~

22. I'm a Teletubby, and you don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.

23. I want to dance and indulge in your arms with all my youthful charm and gentleness in the fluttering red leaves.

24. Tell Dad to come back

25. What brings you here? Did timi win?

26. Why do you bother me to fall in love with xxx?

27. Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

28. If you don't come back, you will be herding cattle. If you don't come back, you will lose the herd.

29. There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

30. If you need me, please press eight.