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Have a nice weekend.

1. When the weekend comes, do you feel less pain and more happiness? That's the result of praying for you for five days and five nights in front of the Buddha. You are welcome. As long as you have a good weekend, I will stick to it no matter how hard and tired I am.

2. Go out on Friday and stop being a subordinate. Who knows how hard it is to have fun for two days ...

3. Grab a snowflake and send it to you. May your heart be pure forever; Make a snowman for you. May you have a happy mood every day. I'll send you a short message. I hope you can sleep until you wake up naturally on weekends! I wish you a happy and relaxed weekend!

4. After a busy week, facing the comfortable breeze, say to the lovely sun and flowing white clouds: No one will stop me, my old pig is going to make a scene in Heaven!

5. Come in the wind and go in the rain. After a week of fatigue, I am busy with my work and earning money. I am tired and I want to be happy. I look forward to Friday. I am full of energy on weekends. I will go shopping, look at the trees, and look at the beautiful women by the way. When I arrive at the weekend, I wish you many blessings and countless greetings. I hope you are happy and happy like Mickey Mouse.

6. Send you a breeze and blow away all your troubles; Send you a ray of sunshine and fill your heart with sunshine; Send you a short message, wishing you a relaxed and happy weekend.

7. The sun is tired, and the moon appears after sleeping; Flowers are tired, and fruits appear after withering; Dear, you are tired and need to have a rest. There is a weekend. May my greetings drive away your fatigue for a week and bring happiness to the weekend!

8. Stay in front of the window with the bright moon and stay with me all night. Today is Friday, and happiness is the destination. The bright moon never cares, just come and go freely, and look back at it as late as possible. Oh, my god, my wife is glaring! Although you forgive over the weekend, you can't ignore your body. You should take a healthy road over the weekend!

9. Hold the leader's hand, let things be in hand, hold the lover's hand, let the true feelings be immortal, hold the hand, let the friendship stay, hold the hand on the weekend, let the joy roar, the weekend is over, I wish you a good mood and good things! Have a nice weekend!

1. Giving you a beauty makes you feel good, giving you a youth makes you look old, and giving you a care makes your heart move. Weekend blessing big delivery, let you get rid of fatigue, good mood every day.

11. When the weekend comes, my blessing is as wonderful as the Avenue of Stars, as gorgeous as If You Are the One, and as funny as Kangxi Comes. When I send it to you, it will be endless happiness, relaxation and no worries. Friend, have a happy weekend.

12. I want to be crazy if I like it, but it's easy to be crazy on weekends. I want to laugh if I like it or not. I want to laugh if I like it or not. I want to have a lively weekend. I want to play if I like it or not. I hope you can enjoy it on weekends and be very happy. 1ce

13. The weekend is only two days, not too long or too short. It goes on and on, and two days stop for five days to catch up. I don't want to be happy. I wish you a happy weekend. I hope you can bless me. I wish you a happy weekend.

14. Monday to Friday is like boiled water. Drinking a little can quench your thirst, but you can't forget it. On Saturday and Sunday, you miss beer, which can not only quench your thirst, but also make you drunk. With the purity of water, the beauty of wine can be better reflected. With the strength of wine, life can be more like water. I wish you a happy weekend.

15. The weekend is a little short, not ordinary, chaotic, and a little relaxed. Try to relax, have fun, and have fun. I wish you a better weekend!

16. Thank God for giving me Saturday, which makes me happy. Thank God for giving me Sunday, which makes me relaxed. It is said that helping others to the end and sending the Buddha to the west can make me continue to be happy and relaxed for a few days, keep the weekend and live a happier life.

17, one to five, trotting all the way; Six to the day, falling asleep halfway; Looking forward to the weekend, asking for no troubles; It's good to sing songs and relax. I look forward to the stars and the moon and the weekend. Everything is wonderful when the weekend comes. Finally ushered in a busy little rest, friends, happy weekend!

18. Because you are extremely tired at work and stole our thunder, you are specially punished for taking two days off at the weekend, and you can't be lazy. I hope you can do well? Reflection? .

19. It's the weekend. I put on a suit and tie and got into a taxi. I'm going to invite you to Shangri-La Hotel for a big meal, but I forgot my wallet. So I have to ask you to pay the taxi fare first. Haha, have a nice weekend.

2. Don't be late on Monday, do a good job on Tuesday, have no leadership on Wednesday, continue to cook on Thursday, and be as happy as a bird on Friday. For Saturday and Sunday, try to sweep it away ...

21. Dear company: I left gently, just as I came gently, waving my work clothes, without taking away a grain of dust in the workshop ...

22. If you are sleepy, have a good sleep; If you are troubled, you will be happy;; It's the weekend, so it's crazy entertainment Happy weekend, pig.

23, 12345 a week, you work like a tiger. Unfortunately, the tiger is not a pig, and you are breathless when you are tired. Even more, you have a leader as a supervisor, and you have to work hard with a straight face. You are looking forward to Friday in your heart, and now the weekend is coming again. I send my greetings and blessings. May you become a tiger on the weekend, shaking your head and full of energy.

24. Monday is like a cage, Tuesday is like a rope, Wednesday is like a nail, Thursday is like hail, Friday is like a whistle, and weekends are like rabbits. When the weekend comes, you break free from the cage, get rid of the rope, pull out the nail, avoid the hail, blow the whistle, become a happy rabbit, and say that only Laozi is happy.

25. When a horse is tired, it will lower its head and eat grass. When the bird is tired, it will find a big tree to rely on; It's the weekend. Let's put down what we are doing and have a good rest.

26, how rare, how sad, how much expectation, how happy, weekend, weekend, you come so slowly, how can I not be sad, forget it, for the sake of the SMS reader, I hope you can have fun with him!

27. Today's weekend appears again, and I dare not move forward with joy, for fear that the weekend will fly away in a blink of an eye. Hold tight carefully, enjoy singing and laughing, forget yesterday's fatigue and enjoy the world's good news. Finally looking forward to the weekend, remember to be happy and enjoy yourself!

28. May the lovely people be cuter, the lucky people be luckier, the healthy people be healthier, the fool you are more stupid, and the fool you are more stupid. The weekend is already two, just to your taste. I hope you can have a play, have fun and be happier on the weekend.

29. You don't have to laugh, but you don't have to play if you want to smile, laugh, laugh and roar. But if you want to have fun and have fun, you don't have to spend the weekend, but you have to spend it with you, so smile and have fun. I wish you happiness.

3. I wish your salary will only go up like a price, your promotion will climb like a bamboo, and you will be happy like winning the lottery every day. When the weekend comes, remember to forget your troubles, get rid of your fatigue, and most importantly, remember to miss me.

31. If life has no weekend, you will be exhausted; if you are in a mood, you will suffocate; if you are stressed, you will die of depression; if you are nervous, you will struggle to death. How can you thank me for giving you so much over the weekend? Send me a blessing, and I will thank you for it!

32. When the weekend comes, may my blessing be for you:? Drive away? Trouble? Unload? Sorrow? Demolition? Tired? Dissolve? Impetuous,? Destroy? Worry brings a series of relaxation and pleasure, happiness and freedom. When the weekend comes, remember to treat yourself well and have a happy weekend!

33. If life can be planned, I will give you five days, and I will only stay two days. If life can be divided, I will give you seven points, and I will only keep three points. If time can be divided, I will give a long section and leave a small point. Can you just leave this dedication to me for the weekend?

34. Boss Zhou, you are so cruel; Zhou Laoer, you are so fierce; Zhou Laosan, you are so tired; Zhou Laosi, you are good or bad; Zhou Laowu, you are so annoying; Zhou Laoliu, you can make do; Zhou Laoqi, we are good brothers. Let's drink to you. Have a nice weekend.

35. Standing outside the door on Saturday, I was thinking about the love of teasing cats and cats, the cattle pie that accompanied my girlfriend to go shopping, and the heroic in KTV. Suddenly, I received the pain of my boss: if I work overtime tomorrow, I will immediately become a snack ...

36. A year's plan lies in spring, and a day's plan lies in the morning; A week's expectation is the weekend, and a lifetime's expectation is the blessing of the weekend. SMS: The weekend is here, and I hope that the beautiful time will stop and the beautiful life will be brilliant! Happy weekend!

37. Make a bed with warm hay, use the warm sun as a quilt, sleep with happiness in front of the pillow, chase pleasant dreams with colorful clouds, and blow the relaxation with morning songs. Hehe, pig, enjoy the weekend to your heart's content!

38. The weekend is really free. You can wake up naturally when you sleep, warm the sun and warm your heart, lovely birds sing for you, and the big meal in your dream smells delicious. Bajie, just sleep as much as you like. I wish you a dream of Miss Gao. Haha, I wish you a happy weekend.

39. My greetings are not enough, but they can relieve your troubles for a week. My short message is sent on the weekend, I wish you crazy and stupid on the weekend; My blessing came late. May you smile at the weekend! Happy weekend!

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4. What is the biggest difference between people on Monday and Friday? On Monday, it was a sports car that was full of oil but headed for hell. On Friday, it turned into a bald eagle that was plucked and flew to heaven ...

41. There is a kind of expectation called weekend, a kind of happiness called weekend, a kind of excitement called weekend, a kind of relaxation called weekend, and a kind of greeting called weekend. This is my weekend greeting. Please keep it, don't lose it.

42. The weekend is like a woman, giving a little relaxation to men who are tired for five days. The weekend is like a light rain, giving a little coolness to the five-day heat. The weekend is like a breeze, giving a little relaxation to the five-day rush. The weekend is like you, giving my life a little touch. Dear friend, I wish you a happy weekend.

43. Say goodbye to childhood, we grow up, say goodbye to teenagers, we are mature, say goodbye to youth, we are sophisticated, say goodbye to Friday, we are exhausted, say goodbye to work, we are looking for happiness, and wish you a happy weekend, more taste, more enjoyment and happiness.

44. It's the hardest to wait for the weekend. Where to throw a tired body, only the weekend to grab it. Happiness on weekends is beyond words, and happiness is good. It's the weekend, get rid of fatigue, relax and have fun, and have a happy weekend!

45. The dream value of work is from Monday to Friday, and the weekend is relaxing, healthy and happy. Relaxation is not the reason. Relaxation needs no interface, and life needs no persistence. Also, remember to call me when you play. Have a nice weekend.

46. There are so many weekends, and everyone is rare. Only when you look forward to them for five days will you be happy. There are so few weekends, only four in January. I look forward to coming for five or six days, and then I pass by in a blink of an eye. Be happy on the weekend, or it will be uneconomical. Otherwise, you will be happy. I wish you a happy weekend.

47. It is said that people born on Friday know more about playing and working. People born on Saturday know more about arranging their lives and working in an orderly way. People born on Sunday know more about feelings and will have more friends. Take a quick look at the day when you were born. Have a nice weekend.

48. When the weekend comes, I will call you to greet you and send you a message to wish you well, not because I miss you at the weekend, but because I miss you, I look forward to the weekend. It's the weekend. Let's get rid of the shackles of fatigue and swim in the ocean of freedom.

49. According to relevant statistics, people who use dates on weekends account for 85% of weekend entertainment. If you don't have a date on weekends, you can find someone of the same sex and the opposite sex. Go on a date and be as happy as possible. In addition, this data is pure fiction. Have a nice weekend.

5, no boss's face; No worries about work; Without the depression of work, where can I find such a day? Since the weekend is here, don't bother yourself, why not throw away your troubles and enter the happy embrace.

51. After work on Friday, I went straight to the supermarket and bought a bunch of magazines, movies and snacks ... to make up for all the losses of the week, only to find that I left my keys at my office when I arrived at my door ...

52. When the weekend came, the Tang Priest and Wukong dressed up and went to Miss Gao's house to propose marriage. As a result, they were too late to wait for Bajie's arrival and were cancelled. ;