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I'm not around for my girlfriend's birthday. What message should I send her?

1. Dear, be your washing machine, I will never get tired; As your credit card, I will never overdraw; Be your friend, I am the anti-fall type; Being your husband, I will never change my mind! 2. Sending you a text message and replying within one minute means that we have been in love for a lifetime; Reply within two minutes, indicating two of the same kind; Reply within three minutes, indicating that Sansheng is lucky; If you don't reply all night, you have a crush on me! 3. Wife, wife, I love you, just like breathing every day, I can't stop for a moment; You are my day, you are my land, you are a part of me, and I swear to be closest to you in this life! If my life is a jigsaw puzzle, you are the most important piece. My world is doomed to be incomplete without you. So please stay with me forever, and let my life be intact without regrets. 5. Acacia trees in Acacia Garden, acacia beans on acacia trees and acacia red on acacia beans. Acacia people under acacia trees, acacia people pull acacia strings, acacia strings say acacia. I sent a text message to ask you, do you know that I miss you? I hope I can help you, and don't forget to write "Happy Birthday" at the back.