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Send it to my wife: Tell her that I think the more information or messages it has, the better @ Don't be a cliche.
I really want to fold the earth in half in this direction, so that the distance between me and you can be shortened to five minutes.
Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is firm, getting you is happiness, and accompanying you for life is inevitable.
Once strange does not mean eternity. Inadvertently, some kind of tacit understanding continued our friendship. In the lonely journey, I can receive your earnest concern and sincere blessing every day. I am grateful to have you with me in the world of mortals.
Can you catch the trace of geese flying in the sky? Can you hear the sound of flowers blooming on the ground? You can read all the vows in the world. Can you hear the three most common words I say to you-I love you?
Swans fly away, birds don't return. Miss the troubles of the past, the clouds open and the moon shines, and the water meets in several places. When the sun sets, people lean on the bright moon, and single nobles follow. I can't live without you
I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.
I met you by chance, paid attention to you when I met you twice, missed you three times and four times, and I should like you 90%. I'm sure I love you!
I am very happy because I have you in my heart! I am comfortable because you have me in your heart! I am sweet, because I love you! I succeed because you love me!
10 knit a sweater with the horizon to send you, no matter where you go, you will never leave my sight; Knit a sweater with your eyes and give it to you. Wherever you go, I will see you.
1 1 Give you a dessert! Ingredient: I love you. Composition: missing. Accessories: suffering and loneliness. Date of production: from the day I met you. Save date: uncertain. Product standard number: 520 13 14.
12! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.
13 blink your eyes and I will die; If your eyes blink again, I will be resurrected; If your eyes keep blinking, I will die!
14 Pick up the phone, your number is ambiguous. Past stories, like sentimental rain flowers, moistened my cheeks. Fortunately, I saved your message, so I can talk about my concerns.
15 You have no idea how much I miss you and want to know where you are doing. I don't know how many times I pick up the receiver every day, and I hesitate to put it down every time.
16 I am not lonely when I have you with me on a lonely night; I want you to accompany me in rainy days, and I am not sad; Busy streets need you to accompany me so that I won't be tired; A person, I want you to accompany me to perfection!
17 Fate is a continuation of feelings at the end of previous lives, an irrevocable oath before the reincarnation of this life, a happy agreement you and I once said, and a beautiful dream that we can meet again after being human!
18 If the government stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I'd rather that person be you and me until death do us part and have no regrets, but the government has no regulations ... Forget it.
19 from today, all salaries will be paid, including those without plans; All leftovers are contracted, including spoilage; Kill all housework, including mother-in-law's; Report your thoughts every day, including those that pass by.
A group of people are discussing what is the most risky. Mountain climbing, gliding, extreme sports, everything. In fact, feelings are the biggest adventure, and all kinds of adventures are fatal, but the torture of feelings makes people wish they were dead.
2 1 look at me now, the house is available and rented; There are cars and bicycles; There are even careers and tutors. Why do you need a girlfriend like you?
Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. Originally you just wanted to hear the familiar voice, but what you really wanted to hear was a string in your heart.
Inadvertently broke into your love, so I found the biggest net in the world, and I couldn't get out. Inadvertently falling in love with you, I know the bitterness and sweetness of missing.
24. A little message will convey my love for you. Please don't care too much. I cherish your sincerity and tell you mine. I love you if I love you!
Looking for a girlfriend: I have the same personality, the same looks, the same looks and the same cuteness as you, which makes me feel exactly like you!
What I want to hear most is your laughter and what I want to see most is your happiness. May happiness always accompany you. This is my most sincere blessing!
I really want to write your name on a cigarette and breathe it deeply into my lungs, closest to my heart, so that you can truly feel that there is only you in my heart and my heart beats only for you.
I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, brave as a tiger, cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, naughty as a sheep, beautiful as a monkey, loyal as a chicken, dragon as a dog and pig:)
Love your heart, your liver and three quarters of your body! I love your meat piece by piece, and my money is ten yuan!
I love holding your delicate hands, I love holding your soft body, I love your bright eyes when you are naughty, I love your pouting lips when you are coquetry, and I also have that kind of unreasonable expression.
3 1 Baby, my love, my heart is with you; Your heartbeat is connected with my blood, and your pace is the rhythm of my life; Even if all the lovesickness turns to dust, I will never give up.
In fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will eventually disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart has a wish; In fact, I hope you are happy every day.
The dolphin wants to talk to the angel, but the sky is too high. The angel wants to talk to the dolphin, but the sea is too deep. I want to talk to you, but it's too far away. I have to send a message to greet you.
It is cold for 34 days. I want to give you a coat: the pocket is called warmth; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you closely through every minute, and be sure to be happy!
I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you only when I am lonely. If you find a reason to call you! I think you will be disappointed, because I have too many reasons. do you want to hear it ? Answer the phone later.
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