Urgent need! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Sichuan dialect short message

Sister Yao, you are a cat in the sky, and I am a flower moth in the ground. You want to turn in the sky, I want to turn on the ground.

There was once a cousin in front of me, and I didn't cherish her until I got rid of her, so that if God gave me a chance to light two fires, I would say to her: Leave me alone!

You son of a bitch, you will be brilliant without a little sunshine! I'm so proud that I have to hit a telephone pole when I walk! Don't cry when the goose green bag is hung up!

Dear baby, you are a beacon in my heart. Without you, I would kill myself. Dear sister, I want to cry without you.

Man: I said, do you love me or not? Why don't you talk? I was so worried. Woman: What are you panicking about? Wait till I see it clearly.

You should say love easily. The promise you make is the debt you owe. Don't say you don't love easily. Maybe happiness will be rejected by you!

If you want to fart, grind it on the bed with a can and put out stuffy smoke. If you want to pee, use chamber pot, grind it on the bed and draw a picture.

I had a lifetime of love before, and I didn't cherish it until it disappeared. I regret it. If the top can give me a chance, I will tell her to return my love.

Chewing gum, thinking about flower girl. You are wearing transparent clothes, and my heart itches ~

Rob money! Men stand on the left, women stand on the right and perverts stand in the middle. Hey, you turtle, pick up your cell phone and stand in the middle!

Zhang Erwa, who lives next door, is in the turmoil of adolescence recently. In the evening, she went out to cut the lights and shake them. When she stared at the beautiful girl, her eyes were straight. Everyone knows that she is a mouse, so she has a cat heart.

Son of a bitch, I let my cat scratch it, but it can't open its paws!

Seeing that a year has passed, what about the money and mail? I am not lazy. Why?

Give Moses the Hubei dialect? Want to engage in racial discrimination! It's so unfair! Say it! It's really annoying

I said, are you a fool or Haller? People treat your turtle son like a melon and a baby, and you take out your heart! !

I finally fooled a girlfriend today. She looks straight and lovely. My heart beats when I look at her, and I dare not cut my hand. My friend has been washing me. Oh, they all let me relax.

Look at you, kid. You've been doing stupid things all day, and you've become a square skull. If you are barbecued, you will get it.

Sister-in-law (Chongqing version) said to me: Your eldest brother stuffed it and the toothbrush was terrible. During the day, he cuts the lamp and shakes it, and at night, he cuts the board.

They are all treasures. There are treasures to present, but no treasures to wrap.

Go back to your rooms before the doll cries. Go back to your house before you have a baby.

Son of a bitch, an old man, if you want toilet paper, don't pull my rotten mat.

When I came back, I scolded him a few words, and he was still angry with me, so hard that he spent his money. I don't deserve him. When Fishpicka lives, I will blow up the floor with him.

The sun came out, and I climbed the pole, climbed the pole. I stepped on the wire and accidentally stepped on the high voltage. Since then, I have left this world.

You too, bird! Give your brother a whole sentence, I love you, and your brother will be jealous of my family!

What on earth did you do to your anger? I told you to buy soy sauce. What did you buy? ?

Your turtle son eagle eats sparrows and doesn't even leave a bite for Mao Mao's paw.

Little sister, I want to buy a pair of "shaking" pants. What "shaking" pants? Just this one, Rise of the Legend "shakes" his pants. (Note: "Shaking pants" is what we often call underwear. )

Zha Jinhua, his wife, his old mother, was in tears. His porridge was as thin as soup, so he killed someone in despair. Before he died, he wrote a sentence: Catch Jin Shun and win the prince.

My left nose hurts, my right nose itches, my nose hurts, my nose itches, and my nose has a fever. I took a few pills, and I got better in one day.

I won't. . .