Short messages longing for love and humor.

★ Love is like a TV play. The protagonist of the story is you and me, telling our laughter and recording our steadfastness. There is only one sentence in the dialogue of the story: I love you!

★ Love is the collision of two hearts, love is the love under the umbrella, love is the vows of eternal love, and love is the whisper of spring flowers and autumn nights!

I don't love you enough. I don't want you to go. I just want to stay with you for a while. Heartbeat is a beautiful melody of love, let it play the most beautiful notes in the world.

★ Love is great. It makes the laws of mathematics out of balance: two people share the pain, only half; Two people enjoy happiness, but there are two kinds of happiness!

★ Love is a pot of tea, you should soak it with your heart, heat it with your heart, and take time to taste it! I am willing to spend my whole life with you to taste our tea.

★ Love, falling too deep, is like falling into a quagmire. I struggled in the mud, getting deeper and deeper, and almost swallowed me up. At this moment, you appeared and lifted me high. You are my savior!

★ Love is a profession, and liking is the foundation of love. Missing you is my homework, and loving you is my career. Although I am unemployed occasionally, I still insist on repeating my old job!

★ Love is not so beautiful, no matter how much you pay, you don't regret it. Love is really tired and bitter, because love, so love, as long as you understand!

★ Love to laugh, what a beautiful day; Sad love, no spirit at work; When a lover praises, his heart is full of joy.

★ Love is accompanied by sunny days and rainy days; Holding each other's hands with pride and frustration; It is the sharing of happiness and trouble; Love is a constant feeling between us!

★ Love is thinking about you all the time; Love is that I wipe away your tears; Love is leaving you with your eyes full; Love is that there is no other trace in your heart.

★ Love is a silent promise, love is a silent induction, and love and affection are integrated into one, which has created a life of loving each other, which melts you and me in gentle love.

★ Love is a responsibility that only you can deeply understand; Love is a kind of happiness, and only you can gradually understand it; Love is a kind of expectation, waiting for you in minutes.

★ Love is a pit. You dig too deep, and I can't turn over if I go down. Love has magic, and the magic has been given to you. I can't live without you.

★ Love needs to accumulate bit by bit; Love needs to be maintained all the time! I will use time to accumulate my love for you and honor my love for you with my promise.

★ Love will not be bored because of time, love will not change because of location, and my heart will not be far away because of distance, so I will not leave you!

★ There is no uniqueness in love, only uniqueness in loving you; You are not omnipotent, but you can't do anything without you!

★ Love to the depths of silence, love to the depths of no complaints. No matter how far you go, your heart is a harbor of love. Even if your feelings are deep and shallow, it is difficult to miss you infinitely.

★ I love you desperately, hate you so much, miss you, miss you, and fall in love with you.

If I love you, I can't finish talking. If I hate you, I can't say it. If I miss you, it is like a raging river. If I had you, it would be like a stormy sea.

★ Love you is a kind of happiness, miss you is a kind of happiness, miss you is a habit, see you is a kind of enjoyment, hug you is a kind of romance!

★ Love is gorgeous flowers in spring, passionate rain in summer, fiery maple leaves in autumn and pure snowflakes in winter. We embrace the four seasons and have love!

★ I love the price of each meal-breakfast 330, miss you; Lunch 380 yuan, I want to hug you; Dinner is 370 yuan, I want to kiss you; Snacks 13 14520, I love you all my life!

★ Loving you makes me brave and has no difficulty; I miss you calmly, and I am no longer sad. If you hear the call from afar, it's that my heart has flown over Qian Shan.

Love you as pure as crystal, as eternal as diamond, as bright as sunshine and as mysterious as night. Hope author: anonymous source: this site collection

You love you as much as I do.

It is my duty to love you, my career, my happiness to take care of you, my blessing to miss you, my warmth to hug you and my happiness to kiss you.

Loving you is a constant thing in my life. Thinking of you is something I have to do every day. It is my dream to have you. Promise me you have no choice!

Love you is the theme song of my life, and wind, frost, rain and snow are the melody of love you. I repeat this song every day, hoping to spend every day with you!

★ Love you is a kind of happiness, miss you is a kind of happiness, miss you is a habit, see you is a kind of enjoyment, hug you is a kind of romance!

★ Love is gorgeous flowers in spring, passionate rain in summer, fiery maple leaves in autumn and pure snowflakes in winter. We embrace the four seasons and have love!

Love message with fever and humor

Author: anonymous source: this site collection

I would like to be a bird in spring, singing happily on the branches, and I would like to be a maple leaf in late autumn, swaying constantly in my mind, as long as I love you like a breeze.

Your eyes are like a pool of autumn water and stars shining at night! But what drives me crazy most is that it is always full of temptations, which makes me sad and makes me have a thief's heart but no thief's courage.

I love you until Sunday! Even if the sky were to fall, I would love you forever, even if it lasts forever.

You don't love me when I love you, and you love me when I bury my love. Our love can never be synchronized. This is called "love time difference".

May you pick up the afterglow of the sunset, may you keep this moment and make love white. I would like to become a beautiful little flower, which will bloom forever in the time when your eyes are watching, and fragrance in the place where your footprints have stepped.

My request is not high, as long as you say a sincere word to me, a word that can only be said once in a lifetime, a word that only I can understand.

You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, and I went through a lot of hardships to find you: TMD! Our wings are on the same side!

Even the blind can see, the deaf can hear and the fool can think. One thing is clear, I like you.

In the middle of the night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed with his head distributed. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a gloomy smile, Rejoice is so confident!

Thinking of you makes me flustered, every smile you make me happy, and seeing you always say stupid things makes me crazy about love all the time.

A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

I love you every minute and every second, but I can't live without you. Mountains don't turn to water, roads don't turn to people, as long as I turn around you all my life.

Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight bravely. There will be at most three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is a tear I miss you; If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless water drops in the sky, it is ... Forget it, it's raining.