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Spring Festival SMS in the Year of the Dog

In the new year, I wish: the spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth is safe, and your friends are loyal to you. I wish you all the best and the star of luck will always shine on you. Happy New Year!

When you receive these money symbols, it means that you have received the blessing of the God of Wealth, who will bring you wealth in the new year!

I asked trouble, it didn't love you at all, and it said it would never talk to you. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself! Also, health let me bring you a love letter: I have a crush on you for a long time, and I will never change it! Happy new year!

When you see this information, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy New Year!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

I hope this year: everyone follows you, the train lets you go, trouble avoids you, money sticks to you, bandits help you, public security protects you, the court pampers you, wine supports you, and lovers love you the most!

I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five people are rich, six six are auspicious, seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, innocence is long-lasting, perfect, prosperous, lucky and all the best!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul. All this is for you, my love, Happy New Year!

I wish you a rich family, lots of wives and concubines, full of children and grandchildren, full of flowers, birds and flowers in the daytime, witty remarks at night, touching the rain, charming the clouds and touching the west, kissing the left and holding the right, sighing and moaning, and admiring others. Wei Xiaobao envied Ximen Qing with infinite romantic feelings.

The twinkling fluorescence in the starry sky is surrounded by colorful and beautiful dreams. May all your wishes made this year come true in front of your eyes. I wish you a warm and happy holiday!

I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons are safe, five blessings, June 6, seven stars shine high, money comes from all directions, 99 is United, 10 is complete, Pepsi is prosperous, everything is auspicious and everything goes well.

The spring breeze is full of pride. It's the Spring Festival. Bless, bless, bless you, your career is getting higher and higher, your health is good, and your appetite is good. It is good luck to get what you want!

From tonight to tomorrow during the day, your mobile phone will have a goose feather-like blessing, and your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that the wind will continue to blow after a week!

A new New Year's travel route-a seven-day tour in Afghanistan was grandly launched: staying in a terrorist training camp, learning to make bombs and anthrax viruses, and those with excellent results will be fortunate to be the successors of bin Laden.

I quietly put the wishes and hopes of the New Year under the melting snow slope, let them grow along the seedlings in spring, and give you richness and fragrance all the year round!

Good luck and good luck to you, fat pig. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is a dime a dozen; Business is booming, flying higher and higher like Dapeng.

I miss you very much and have a lot to say. But what I want to know most is how are you? At this warm moment, I send my sincere greetings and wishes, hoping that everything will be fine with you. ...

May you be happy every day for 365 days a year, 8760 hours forever, 5256000 wonderful minutes and 3 1536000 seconds.

God releases snowflakes on the earth to make you forget your troubles. The cold wind at night closes the window to make you feel warm, so that heaven can prove eternity and the earth can prove eternity. Happy New Year!

I wish you a fortune in the new year, set foot on Marlboro, have a career in Hongtashan, love your wife better than Ashima, and have financial resources all over Greater China.

I hope that in the new year, you will have a higher position than responsibility, stay close to home with more money, sleep until dawn every day, get cramps in your hands, spend money to receive gifts, and others will work overtime for a raise!

Happy new year! Although these four words only cost me 1 cent, they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings on you!

Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, crazy!

I hope this year: everyone follows you, the train lets you go, trouble avoids you, money sticks to you, bandits help you, public security protects you, the court pampers you, wine supports you, and lovers love you the most!

I wish you all the best in 1 year! Peace in the four seasons! 1February is lucky! Happy 365 days.

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Funny SMS during the Spring Festival (so funny)

Don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a dime message, wasted the battery power and risked my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, so I will pay tribute to you recklessly next year! Happy new year!

It's the end of the year again. Last year, today's family is happy. Whether parents are still healthy in a foreign country at this time of this year. Don't worry, my son is not here. I will go home today to be filial to my parents.

I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. It's a good thing that you can receive the text message. Send a warm message to a fool, I hope it won't make him angry. Let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.

Do you know what it's like to leave home? Just as the earth leaves the darkness of the sun, the sky leaves the white clouds, and the branches leave the leaves, I just want to say to my family when I leave home, I miss you.

The cutest message of the year: the person who receives it will never be fired, the person who looks at it has a successful career, the person who saves it has a sweet love, the person who deletes it has good luck again and again, and the salary of the person who forwards it has skyrocketed!

It's the New Year! May the cause develop like Marxism and its charm shine like Mao Zedong Thought, and may the thought of "Theory of Three Represents" keep pace with the times. Happy New Year!

In the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; Be handsome and ugly; It is a good thing to be old and not in good health; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It's good to have a stable life!

May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit ... robbery! IPICIQ card, tell me all the passwords! What? You have no IQ? Then give me the red envelope! Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, happy new year!

I sincerely wish you a happy new year for the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the breadth of noodles and the breadth of bread!

Spring Festival is coming, send my greetings in Japanese: wash all the pots and pans, wash all the pots and pans! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day! ^0^

May you face the sea with your heart every day, sleep like a pig, bask in the sun in South Africa, spend money with Gates, get drunk with Bush's daughter, and evade taxes by bin Laden's method. Happy New Year!

Give you warmth during the day; The moon gives you warmth; Stars give you romance; Rain moistens you; I bless you. Send a beautiful one to make you laugh, send a happy one to keep you from getting old, and wish you a happy Spring Festival! !

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Summary of Spring Festival SMS greetings

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1, the new year has come, sending you a good mood: no matter how much water the sea is, how great the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how spicy the peppers are, no matter how ghost bin Laden is, how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful and happy, and you will never regret it!

I hope you are as happy as the teapot on the stove every day. Although your ass is burning hot, you are still whistling happily and risking happy bubbles! I wish you a happy new year and all your wishes come true! Hey!

3. If beauty is a crime, you have committed a heinous crime! If being sexy is a mistake, you have made it again and again! If cleverness is punished, don't you want to be chopped to pieces? ! Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world!

4. May good luck, like a mine, step on you forever; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

6. New Year weather forecast: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash, which will accompany you all year round.

7. The Spring Festival is coming. I wish you good luck every day and a better life. During the lottery, I won every time I played cards, and my taste was good. If you forget me, be careful with the stick.

8, I wish you in the new year: financial resources rolling, like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

9. I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police let you, the court treats you, the official transportation follows you, the daughter-in-law eats and drinks for free, and the property covers you. Only you won the prize!

10, pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy New Year!

Humorous short messages on New Year's Day

1, Happy New Year! Although these four words only cost me 1 cent, they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings on you!

2. New Year weather forecast: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash, which will accompany you all year round.

3. Happy New Year. Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain.

4, I wish you beautiful every day, always happy, healthy, lucky, never lonely, make more money! Happy new year!

The Spring Festival is coming, I wish you good luck every day and a better life. You win the lottery every time, which is delicious. If you forget me, be careful with the stick.

6. I wish you in the new year: financial resources are rolling like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

7, a flower picked for a long time, reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I didn't remember to collect it when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; Anyway, I've been waiting for a long time … Happy New Year!

8. I wish the new year a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, great harmony in June and June, seven stars shining high, making money from all directions, and unity and perfection in 1999.

9. God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Happy new year!

10, in order to thank you for your concern and support over the years, we will give you a special reward during New Year's Day! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get my value 10 yuan's New Year's message.

1 1, zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad egg, empty head is called idiot, fire is called fuck off, alas, it is called finished, and the egg is too perfect is called round egg-Happy New Year!

12, it's really tiring to be alive: I have to queue up when I get on the bus, I love you and suffer, I have no fragrance when I eat, I get drunk when I drink, and I have to pay taxes when I earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy New Year

13, the new year has new changes every year, but my heart has not changed, my vows have not changed, and I want to ... grow old with you.

14, if you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year; If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

15, I wish: reunification begins and Vientiane is updated; Good luck every year, peace every year; Financial resources are rolling, rich and auspicious; Happiness, happiness and celebration; Bamboo is safe and full of blessings; be radiant with delight/joy

16, friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink on New Year's Day!

17, pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy New Year!

18, I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police let you, the court faces you, the official luck follows you, the daughter-in-law leaves it to you, eat and drink at will, the fortune covers you, and only you win the prize!

19, freeze! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you.

20. The New Year is coming. I want to give you something, but I don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

New year's day message

1. Do you want to get ahead in the new year? Want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Want to be rich and expensive? Want to get promoted and get rich? Stop dreaming and go to sleep.

2. The New Year is coming. Have you been healthy recently? This is a hard year's work. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold! Although you are a baiwenhang, I can remember you in my heart! Anyway, nothing to do. You should feed the cat some food.

I wish you good health and all your teeth are gone! Bon voyage, missing halfway! Go all the way to the end and give up halfway! Happy every day, often abnormal! Laugh often, laugh anyway!

4. Give you a coat, with peace in the front, happiness in the back, luck as the collar, wishful thinking as the sleeve, happiness as the button and warmth in the pocket. Wear it and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

5. Don't move! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen to me carefully: Happy New Year to you.

With the coming of the Spring Festival, I hope you always feel like a kettle on the stove. Even if your ass burns red, you will still whistle happily and bubble your nose happily!

7. On New Year's Eve, I dreamed of you and paid a New Year call to you: Happy New Year! ... and then a snot woke up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said something I didn't say in my dream ... bring a red envelope!

8. (serious statement: without permission, blessings cannot be discounted. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have blessing. )

In fact, some things are clear to each other, but I have to make it clear when the New Year comes. ................................................................................................................................................

10. $ $ $ $ $ $ When you receive these money symbols, it means that you have received the blessing of the God of Wealth, who will bring you wealth in the new year!

1 1. Turn the sand in the Sahara into wealth, turn the water in the Pacific Ocean into happiness, and take the top of the Himalayas as a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you good fortune and good health in the new year!

12. May you have peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness. I wish you a happy New Year's Day and happiness every day!

13. I hope that in the new year, I will roam around China with Monternet, connect with Wan Li's new time and space, and travel around the world!

14. On the occasion of New Year's Day, I extend my sincere wishes to you! May all good dreams snuggle up to you, falling asleep is sweet, and waking up is real! May all wealth cover you, work at sunrise and rest at sunset! See wealth at sunset! May all the lucky stars look after you and be lucky forever! Carve peace!

15. I wish you no small peas on your face and streaky pork on your body in the new year. 27 this year and 25 next year will always be a flower. Give birth to a fat doll!

16. In the new year, I wish you Pepsi, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Robust every month, Gao Legao every year, and Sprite will always be eye-catching!

17. I wish you a new year: you can't hold back your luck in playing cards, the leopard golden flower gives you a handle, others stare at your smiling face and others pay for you.

18. I wish the New Year today every year, a monthly salary increase, a weekly lottery, a good mood every day, good luck every day, seeing the God of Wealth during the day and counting money at night.

New Year's greetings in 2006-Humorous greetings on New Year's Day-A Complete Collection of SMS.

May good luck be like a mine, trampled by you from time to time; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness is with you all your life, staring at you like a fly.

I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police are partial to you, the court is partial to you, the official transportation is with you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink whatever you want, and the fortune covers you. Only you win the prize!

I sent the cutest mosquito to find you. It will tell you that I miss you very much and let it kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you. I hope you don't use mosquito-repellent incense and mosquito killer, because that will give you a lot of my "red envelopes"

After the holiday, I don't intend to give you too much, but I will give you 50 million: just be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

Happy holidays! Send you a good mood-no matter how much water the sea is, how great the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how spicy the peppers are, no matter how ghost bin Laden is, how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful and happy, and you will never regret it!

Let me tell you seven ways to live a happy life: 1. Pay more attention to me; 2. Miss me more; 3. Take care of me more; 4. How much it hurts me; 5. Look at me more; 6. Send me more messages; 7. The most important thing is to realize such a lovely me!

The night is like wine, the cold wind gently blows the willows, and the chrysanthemums bloom for a long time. Where are you going? It's been cold for a long time. Have you put on more clothes? Dogs are not allowed in this city. Did the master hit you? Ping An can make a phone call in case the host is worried.

The new year is coming. For the sake of the environment and resources of the earth, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

I haven't seen you for a long time. I think a little. How have you been recently? This is a hard year's work. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold! Although you are a baiwenhang, I can remember you in my heart! Anyway, nothing to do, just feed the cat something to eat!

At sunrise, the East China Sea sets in the West Mountain, and there is also a day of sadness and joy; Don't fall into a dead end, people are comfortable and their hearts are comfortable; I often chat with my friends, from ancient times to today. It is not that immortals are better than immortals; May you be happy for a whole year.

Best friend! When I have money, I will flush your toilet with XO, light your cigarette with dollars, buy 999 roses to bathe you, find Princess Zhu Huan as your maid, fatten you up with KFC, and then send you to the slaughterhouse with Boeing. ...

Someone is looking for you on New Year's Eve. Your charge is: 1. Too good for friends, not loyal enough; 2. Young face and bright smile. The verdict of this court is as follows: you are punished as my lifelong friend, and no appeal is allowed!

I hold Harry Potter's wand in my hand and sincerely pray: I will turn all the celebrations into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and I will make a cake happily forever ... and smash you! Happy new year!

Pay attention to four kinds of people when drinking during the Spring Festival: those who blush, those who wear braids, those who say nothing, and those who take pills.

Do you want to get ahead in the new year? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to be famous? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Do you want to be lucky? Stop dreaming and go to bed!

In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1 Repairing elevators for Mount Everest; 2. WaChangCheng; 3. Put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: 1. Wear gloves to prevent flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you.

There are big gifts and surprises waiting for you during the Spring Festival. Edit the message "I want to invite you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (the number of the guy who sent the message, of course), and you will have the opportunity to get the autograph of the genius and take a group photo as a souvenir. The opportunity is rare, so act quickly!

I asked for a recent photo of one inch yesterday. Why did you bring stamps? Report to me quickly and get this new monkey ticket back.

Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, I, an invincible super genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom, wish you a happy New Year in advance!

From now on, I only love you, spoil you, and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is serious. I won't bully you, hit you or scold you. Believe me, I will help you as soon as others bully you. I will accompany you to be happy if you are happy, and I will coax you to be happy if you are unhappy. I will always think that you are the most beautiful, I will see you in my dream, and I will only have you in my heart.

In the new year, I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?

Money is a useful thing, but it will bring you happiness only when you feel satisfied. So you should give me the extra money, so that both of us will feel happy!

Breeze blowing, spring in March, grass growing in the south of the Yangtze River, water heating in the north of the Yangtze River, plum fragrance outside the ridge and willow softness. It's time to go for an outing and find incense. Actually, what I want to say is ... when will you invite me to dinner?

I wish you a happy new year: drink a little wine until you disown your parents, smoke a cigarette and die together, play mahjong day and night, dance until you are exhausted and brag until you don't believe it.

I wish you all the best in the new year.