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A good handwriting is ruined by a computer;

A good stomach is ruined by alcohol;

A good home is ruined by a lover;

A good official was ruined by RMB;

An oil ruined the market

When you have no money, raise pigs

When you have money, raise pigs dog.

When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home

When you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.

When you have no money, ride a bicycle on the road

When you have money, ride a bicycle in the living room.

When I have no money, I want to get married.

When I have money, I want to divorce.

When I have no money, my wife is also a secretary.

Yes When I have money, I am a secretary and my wife

When I have no money, I pretend to be rich.

When I have money, I pretend I have no money

People don’t tell the truth:

People who say stocks are drugs are just playing around;

People who say money is a sin are just trying to make money;

Beauty is said to be a scourge, and everyone wants it;

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They say it’s too cold at high places, so they keep climbing;

They say that smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, but they don’t quit;

They say that heaven is the most beautiful, but they don’t go there!!!

In today's society, the poor eat meat, the rich eat shrimp, and the leading cadres eat tortoises;

Men want to be taller, women want to be thin,

A dog wears clothes and is exposed. Meat;

In the past, I left my first child to my husband

Now I leave my first child to my husband;

In the countryside, the rooster crows in the morning,

People call chicken at night in the city;

In the old society, actors did not sell their bodies,

In the new society, actors sell themselves but not their bodies

Wages are really going to rise

I love the Party even more

I can reward my children

I dare to shout when I see my wife

I dare to taste seafood and goose feet

I can go shopping in my free time

I feel itchy when I meet a beautiful woman

As a result, prices have risen again

Everything is in vain !