Funny message sent to bachelor friends on Singles Day.

1, I am single, I am not afraid, there are many beautiful women in the world; I am single, I don't worry, love will come to me sooner or later; I am single, I am not bitter, and I am happy alone; I am a bachelor. I like it. Happy Singles' Day.

2. Singles Day, I have no vision, no one wants three meals, and I am alone in the four seasons. I have been suffering from five winters and six summers for a long time. I am thirsty and love; 11.11Singles' Day, the sun is hard to see in a hundred years. I wish you good health, have a lover as soon as possible, and end the single complaint!

3, one person's life, one heart and one mind! Once in a thousand years! XX year 1 65438+1October1day1hour1minute. I wish you get rid of being single at that moment! In pairs!

You are from Chongqing, Sichuan, and I am from Yangzhou, Jiangsu. We were walking side by side when we suddenly found a puppy in front of us. I hold your furry little hand, but you run to the puppy, turn around and look back at me: Today is Singles Day, see you tomorrow.

5. Wanted: single men and women; Position: boyfriend and girlfriend; Requirements: the facial features are correct, rising, and the weight does not mind, just living; Nature of work: hug without kissing, hold hands without going to bed, have a meal and go shopping; Address:11.11Giant Singles Day.

6. Singles Day is coming again. There are many ways to get rid of a single hat. With a thousand miles of marriage hanging by a thread, Mu Ran looked back into his eyes and flashed his fingers. 165438+1October 1 1 here it is. May you fly with me and get married together.

7.11.11is coming. In fact, this day is not only Singles' Day, but also more like two bachelors together, so I wish my friends who are still single a happy Singles' Day. Happy nunchaku festival to friends who already have half.

8. Male bachelors, female bachelors, and two kinds of bachelors are equally lonely. XX years 1 65438+1 October1day1hour1minute. I hope that the lovers in the world will no longer be bachelors!

9. I went to school for one or two years, worked for three or four years, talked about love for five or six years, broke my hand seven or eight times, hurt my heart eight or nine times, expressed my attitude of going back and forth ten times, and did it more than one hundred times. I found that I am still a bachelor. 11.11Singles' Day, I wish people to recover from the tide of love and sweep the two sides of the love field.

10, one person is alone in the moon, two glasses of drunken drunkenness, three-time love is hard to find, four-time marriage is unsuccessful, five thoughts and six emotions come together, seven times and eight falls are difficult to achieve, nine clouds are thrown away, true love is chased, and a hundred-year-old magic stick wakes up. Happy Singles' Day!

1 1, depressed for so long, happy once, lonely for so long, lively once, lonely for so long, warm once, single for so long, impulsive once,11,265438+. Smile, be happy and be beautiful.

12, of all the women in the world, which one belongs to me? There are so many lovers in the world. Why can't you take me with you? There are several singles in the world, but you have to take me with you. You have no choice but to be poor and happy on Singles' Day. You will meet11on October XX. You are single on such a single day.

13, proverb of single people: it's terrible to love me, and the famous flower I love is taken. Looking at the wild flowers on both sides, I can't bear to belong to them at will. Spring has gone far, and autumn is still a little far. I have searched and searched for two years. How can the great one run farther and farther? The mother of the future child, you can quickly change direction and meet face to face.

14, bachelor is bitter, bachelor is tired, bachelor life is not easy, no one to accompany, and my heart is sour. He is lonely to the back, looking forward to the stars and the moon, but still can't find a beautiful woman to accompany him. 11.11Giant Singles Day is coming. I hope you can get rid of being single soon and find it.

15,11.11Giant Singles Day is here. I send you six ones: May you fall in love with your lover at first sight, treat your lover wholeheartedly, accompany your lover all your life, be truly loyal to your lover, and take care of your lover in every possible way. Finally, I wish you a safe life.

16, we can't have many bachelors. For the sake of mankind, we have done our glory, but being single can't be good. For the sake of love, we sacrifice our greatness. For love, we are lonely, we are satisfied, and bachelors can't be romantic. To tell the truth, we are single and we are very happy. On the once-in-a-century Singles' Day, bachelors will also fill the streets with joy.

17, notice:11.11Giant Singles Day has arrived. All single friends can get six fried dough sticks to celebrate for free with this short message. The address of the assembly is any fritters stand on the street. How to get it: pick it up and run, and shout: Happy Singles' Day.

18. As a bachelor, do you know the advantages of being single? The bachelor is free and unrestrained, and the whole family is not hungry when one person is full. The most important thing is to reduce the burden for family planning work. Happy Singles Day!

Today 19, 10086 came to the news again, still caring about me so much, but I wish it would add "lovers' phone bills in advance" after the lonely Singles Day notice that the balance is insufficient. Good friends wish you as charming as Master Kong, and thousands of people are wandering around every day.

20. As the saying goes, ginger is still old and spicy, so it is better to be a bachelor. For a bachelor, it is convenient to go, save money and save space. This is a once-in-a-lifetime singles day. This is the end of being single and the beginning of being with the other half. Happy Singles Day.