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Valentine's day is not around.

I love you, just like I owe you an iou, I owe you a lifetime of care, and I will return it to you after 10 thousand years.

There are so many couples outside that I dare not go out. I'm afraid they will regret having someone.

Long time no see, but I have always kept your motto in mind: steamed bread is valuable, steamed bread is more expensive. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Lovely bad friends, Happy Valentine's Day!

4. Distance does not mean isolation. Not contacting doesn't mean forgetting. No phone, it doesn't mean being left out. Not meeting doesn't mean indifference. Send SMS, warm reminder: Happy Valentine's Day, always happy and sweet!

5. I am wandering in the long river of years with the youth without driving. The loneliness of the world of mortals once stopped me; The core of behavior was once full of loss; When I passed you by, I seemed to understand the true meaning of life and love.

6. Meeting must be a spell to keep you in my heart, remember your every move, and remember your sunshine-like gentleness.

7. In the future of Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy life and sweet love.

I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person.

9. The Woods we walked through, the blue, yellow and pink flowers we watched ... everything remained the same. When will you come back and we will travel together?

10. Happy Valentine's Day, dear!

1 1. It is an exaggeration to love you for ten thousand years! Love you for five thousand years is hopeless! It's ridiculous to love you for a thousand years! Love you for a hundred years is too long! Love you for 0 years in succession. As long as I am healthy, this is my strength.

12. Giving you a hug when you are happy is a joy sharing; Giving you a hug when you are sad is intimate comfort; Give you a hug when you succeed, which is silent support; Hug Valentine's Day, give you a hug, full of true feelings, hug Happy Valentine's Day!

13. You are my favorite baby. Give me sweet strawberry milk without changing it.

14. Please marry me! You will be the second happiest person in the world, because you married me and I will be the first happiest person in the world.

15. Open the letterhead and bring you the sweetest thoughts through flying pigeons; Turn on the computer and bring you the most sincere greetings through QQ; Turn on your mobile phone and send you the best wishes through SMS. I wish you happiness forever! .

16. You don't have everything I like, but I like all your looks.

17. I like you, just like eating spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.

18. I would like to turn into moonlight like water and flow affectionately for you. Every night, I will radiate the light of love. May my gentle eyes drive away the cold for you and leave the warmth in your heart. Happy Valentine's Day!

I don't care what you say, only what you don't say.

20. You are poison, which permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. Please don't forget to give me the antidote.

2 1. You are a beauty in my eyes, always charming; You are an angel in my heart, always lovely; You are the honey in my mouth, and you will always be a sweetheart; You are the love of my life and will never part. Honey, you! Happy Valentine's Day!

22. Watching the sea hand in hand, remembering back to back, I am so happy to have you …

23. Valentine's Day is coming. You must fully practice the scientific concept of lovers and constantly improve the happiness index of lovers. You should send the house to the house and the car to the car. If you really can't do it, send garlic, which has appreciation potential.

24. I am still in the same place, waiting for you to come back.

25. Spring flowers are in full bloom, and Valentine's Day is full of joy. Life is too short to know each other. People with feelings should cherish and never live up to their regrets. Hold roses to express your wishes and hold hands until you are old. Happy Valentine's Day!

26. If I have one day to live, I want to be your girlfriend. Do I have another day to live? ..... no, so I'm sorry. I'm still your girlfriend in this life. If I pour out the whole bathtub, I can't pour out my love for you. Can the whole bathtub be emptied? ..... yes. So, yes. I love you ...

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

28. The bird and the fish fell in love. But they live in two worlds. So, the bird sadly flew to another sea area, and the fish swam to the deepest part of the sea floor.

29. The sea is the bosom friend of the sail, the cloud is the companion of the rain, the water is the lover of the mountain and you are my love; The sun is your body temperature, the moon is your warmth, the stars are your eyes and you are my life. 2 14 valentine's day, dear, I love you all my life!

I got up and poured a cup of hot water in my hand, but I didn't feel a trace of warmth.

3 1. There is a kind of marriage in the world, but love is respect and love is the foundation. Holding a wisp in the palm of your hand is the most exciting and worrying thing!

32. Another year is 9 14, just a photo of Valentine's Day; The picture frame shows everyone's noble affection. Another autumn has come, 9 14 photo Valentine's Day, happy holidays.

Where are you? If you are on the road, I wish you a safe journey! If you are working, I wish you all the best! If you are at a party, have fun! If you are dating, please get busy first and wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

On Valentine's Day, I wish you love you forever and happiness all your life!

If you want to see me, then our meeting will be meaningful.

36. Your eyebrows are a willow machete that killed me, and your lips drained my wallet. On the morning of February 14, let's get stuck in boundless love together!

I fell in love with you, and then I realized the taste of missing, the pain of separation and jealousy, and endless possessiveness. Why does your every move make my heart surge? Why am I always afraid that time will fly and I can't be with you all my life?

38. Valentine's Day is a romantic day, knocking on the lover's heart. Boys send girls a bunch of roses and girls a box of chocolates, which symbolizes that a man and a woman will locate their love reputation in each other's hearts. Not only that, Valentine's Day is also a day to create romance. Use your hands and brain to create happiness and happiness.

39. I didn't drink the strongest wine, but I gave up the person I loved the most. I give you all freedom as my last tenderness.

40. Tanabata, hold a handful of Milky Way water and let love flow; Take a trip to Queqiao Road to make Acacia last forever; Say a sweet word and cherish you forever. Tanabata, love you forever!

4 1. Evil! I want to know you and live a long life. There is no mausoleum in the mountains, the river is exhausted, the winter thunder bursts, the summer rain and snow, and the heavens and the earth are combined, so you dare to be with you!

42. You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together tomorrow.

I think our friendship is over. Then, be my girlfriend.

44. Valentine's Day is coming, warm reminder in advance: send some flowers and plants implicitly, run lively hand in hand, really full, sing and dance enthusiastically, cuddle romantically, fall down in the crazy night, and send a text message timidly!

45. Valentine's Day is coming, and it is necessary to rehearse for romance. Exercise content: Go out in pairs. Exercise time: February14; Exercise place: old place; Joint Code: Be there or be square. In pairs, I wish all lovers in the world will be well!

46. Your name appears on every page of your memory; Every day in my heart, you are a beautiful figure; Every happy moment is indispensable for your participation. On diary day, my love for you will never change.

47. Hold your hand, the happier you hold it; Look at the face, the more you look, the better you look; Kiss your mouth, the sweeter you kiss; The person who hugs you, the more you hug, the closer you get! May people who love each other in the world love each other in the Year of the Sheep!

48. I am willing to find happiness in life with you. I am willing to find happiness in life with you. I am willing to cross the long river of love with you. I am willing to grow old with you. I love you and will never be apart from you.

49. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am so overbearing; I'm yours, and no one can take it away. I'm too stubborn.

50. The Cowherd who stepped onto the Magpie Bridge never wants to say "I love you" to the Weaver Girl again, because monotonous repetition can no longer explain the fanatical love in his heart!

5 1. Call a spring breeze to turn my love for you, sing a love poem to make love lingering, and only bloom for you for one season. Swear to love your wife. Love is like a lamp that illuminates two people at the same time, but the light will not weaken. I am with you, playing the good partner in the world!

52. May you be warm in three winters and not cold in spring; May you have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain. Have a good trip.

53. Honey, the most romantic thing I can think of is that I pick up food for you when you are eating, I put on a coat when it is cold, I accompany you when you are happy, I coax you to be happy when you are unhappy, and I keep texting you when you are lonely!

54. Sweet Valentine's Day, send a bunch of roses, I hope we are so prosperous every day; Light a candle, and may the fire of our love grow stronger and stronger; Offer a sincere heart, may you and I grow old together, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

There is a kind of boyfriend calling someone else's boyfriend, and there is a kind of Valentine's Day calling someone else's Valentine's Day.

56. After meeting you, my dream is no longer to ride a horse and drink to the ends of the earth, but to go home no matter how late it is.

57. You are the spring wind, warm and soft, which suddenly blows into my arms and my heart.

58. If emotions and years can be gently torn and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I like what you said, but I don't understand. You want to see my silence, but I don't understand.

Since I met you, I have firmly remembered your deep friendship. On this special day, I wish you a beautiful smile, a youthful boast, a happy birthday and a successful career.

60. The silver ring shines to guide the way forward. Wrist silver bracelet, happy and bright halo. Silver and platinum chains are tied to the chest, and heart and heart set each other off. Silver shoes dance slowly, and the sun is shining. Happy Silver Valentine's Day!

6 1. On Tanabata, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl finally met. Cowherd: Dear, I miss you! Weaver nu way: It's been a year, can't you talk to me more? Cowherd: Dear, I haven't seen you for a year, but I still miss you!

62. Trust is the soil of mutual love, and the seedlings of love need to understand and grow. Romance can make love more brilliant, and the test of years makes love as strong as steel. Dear, today is Valentine's Day, and loving you is not negotiable. I am willing to be with you forever!

63. Qinglan's heart is full of meaning, drawing people with crayons, holding hands with Guizhi with Eucommia ulmoides and Gardenia.

64. It's not my selfishness that takes away your heart, but my deep affection for you. That night the wind blew, the air was filled with your gentle body fragrance, and your charming smile emerged in your mind. At this moment, I don't want to say anything more, just hope to spend the rest of my life happily with you.

65. Romantic love, you know my heart!

66. I miss you and wish you all the best. Happy Valentine's Day, dear.

67. If you have no distractions, you can miss the bridge. Two of a kind, the Milky Way only conveys affection. My heart belongs to someone, and I love you endlessly. Tanabata is here, and * * * is in love. Dear, loving you is the happiest thing in my life. Happy tanabata.

68. Make my dream come true! Don't let him torture me, I will give everything I have, care for you and love you, so that your beautiful flowers will never wither, even if there is a storm, my warmth will be by your side! I want to say to you: you are the only one for me, and I love you!

69. True feelings brew happiness and enjoy beauty; True love sublimates romance and tastes sweet; Treat life sincerely and have happiness; Sincerely impress each other and show love: 2. 14 Love you forever, will grow old with you, enjoy happiness forever, and have a happy Valentine's Day!

70. I felt love at first sight for you, I was infatuated with you, I cared for you in every possible way, I cared for you bit by bit, I loved you all my life, and I was single-minded! Happy Valentine's Day!

7 1. The farthest is the mountain, and the nearest is the heart. Across the mountains and rivers, it is better to be close to you, love you and decide to marry you!

72. You said Haitang outside the curtain, Jinping Yuanyang, and later the courtyard was deeply spring, and the painting hall was close at hand.

No valentine's day wishes, chapter 5, 73. The sun, the moon and the stars are quiet, the willows are swaying gently, and they are gentle and affectionate. More importantly, your eyes are enchanting and colorful, and your love is as deep as a pool of water. I can't get tired of seeing beautiful scenery, and good mountains and waters are more charming. Green valentine's day, dear, happy.

74. Orange Valentine's Day love monologue: Seeing you, like an electric shock, I can't see you, the light is broken, I miss you, like reeling, losing you, like peeling cocoons, going to the cinema, Valentine's Day, eagerly looking forward to coming to the festival, hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder, romantic like a fairy! Happy orange valentine's day.

75. I smile and look forward to your bright future. I look forward to a good life every day.

76. Dark chocolate is full of sweetness, black trench coat is full of happiness, black rose is full of honey, black blessing is full of love, and black Valentine's Day is coming. May we love each other forever! Happy Valentine's Day!

77. Send a bunch of roses, the sweet room of love; Eat a piece of chocolate, and your heart will overflow; Make a romantic meeting, hold hands and love each other, and warm your heart; Saying I love you is deep and exciting. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

78. Today is Qixi Valentine's Day. Give love to those who know how to love, give happiness to those who have feelings, give hope to those who wait, give success to those who struggle, and give all good wishes to those who are reading short messages!

79. Without words, let me tell you what love is.

Don't talk to me sweetly, because I have nothing to do with it. Don't be ambiguous with me, tell me if you can; Don't talk to me. Get married if you can. 2. 14 confession day, I wish you a lifetime of love!

8 1. One glass of wine, two lovers, three lives on a stone, one pair. Love songs on all sides, birds in five parties, and six gods of Sauvignon Blanc are unforgettable in this life. Wine Valentine's Day, I wish true love happiness forever.

82. You are my imagination, your narrow eyes are accompanied by my little love for you, your sleepless feelings make me smile, and your active heart is concerned about the past. I miss, I look forward to, I love you, this life, forever!

83. The days together are dull and seemingly calm, but this ordinary day is the most romantic, right? Dear, 2. 14 Happy Valentine's Day!

84. If loving you is a task given to me by God, I hope this task is permanent, and it should not have a deadline, because God knows that I will cherish you.

85. The girl said to the boy, "Let's break up". Boy: "Why? Girl: After the exam week, the library seats are useless. Boy: "But I have two soft berth tickets". Girl: "Shit, I didn't tell you earlier, I was just joking with you". Haha, happy Valentine's Day!

86. I love you, so I want to be with you every minute; Love you, so you often receive sweet messages; I love you, so I send warm greetings in this cold early winter. Even if you have love, you should pay attention to adding clothes to keep out the cold.

87. The world has become so beautiful because of your existence, and the brilliance of life has become more colorful because of your participation! Let's cherish this love and advance hand in hand forever! Happy holidays!

88. I don't want it all over the world except you.

89. I miss your dream, I miss your words, I love your letter, I love your information, I am infatuated with you in this life, and I will accompany you in this life. A pledge of eternal love is the truest promise, and a lifelong commitment is the truest oath. On Valentine's Day, I am willing to stand with you and grow old together!

90. I wish you happiness forever, sweet love and a happy Valentine's Day!

9 1. I always want to ask if you are all right in the distance, and I always want to hear if the gentle footsteps are still there. I put my thoughts into music and express my expectations with my blessings. May my singing always haunt you and bring you eternal good luck.