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How to hide numbers in SMS and MMS?
1 There is an ugly girl who has been unable to get married and wants to be trafficked. One day, her dream finally came true and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper thought she was ugly and sent her back to her original place. The woman insisted on not getting off the bus, and the kidnapper gnashed his teeth and said, go! No car! ! ! Spiders love ants deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Spider roar: Why? What is all this about? The ant said timidly: My mother said that people who stay online all day are not good people! 3 your happiness, I will build; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer. This man loves to fart when he is old. He used to fart three times a day, but the trouble is all right now. With a new cover, high-pressure fart covers in the middle, and one is the top five. High-pressure fart smells like fruit. Really. Fart is easy to jump to the fifth floor! You want to invite me to dinner. If you don't meet my requirements, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate. One day, someone said you were a pig. To this end. I had a big fight with him. Damn it, don't just say what parents look like! Yesterday in my dream, the Lord said that one of my wishes could come true. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace! The Lord said it was too difficult! I took out your photo and said, make this person beautiful! God sweated and said, "Bring me the globe and let me have a look!" Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? Do you want people all over the world to be crazy about you? -Stop dreaming, wash your feet and sleep! There are three small animals chatting in the forest. Piglet: Nicknames are very popular now. Call me piggy from now on! Rabbit: Then I'll call it Rabbit! The chicken is unhappy: I have work to do, so I'll go first! 10 A widow went to buy cucumbers and told her not to slice them, but the cucumber seller forgot to slice them. When the widow saw it, she scolded, "Do you fucking think I'm a money bucket?" 1 1 It's raining and wet, and I feel so wet. Every night, you just stare at the cold window and look at it every time. I came up to you and said softly, "Wang Cai, go in. The bone delivery man won't come today." 12 An unmarried man and woman share a bed * * * pillow, which is bounded by women crossing the line. All those who said the line were animals, and they said nothing all night. In the morning, the woman was angry, and the man was worse than the animal. 13 This may be the last time I send you a text message. I'm hesitating to tell you. I'm going to America in the near future, and all the formalities have been completed. I can't help it, really Bush said he couldn't deal with Saddam without me. 14 You stand on the lotus, dancing and shouting before passers-by fainted: Oh, my God! Pig leaves! ! 15 allows you to get drunk and hook up with girls, but you must come back to our team at night. If you dare to hurt my heart and lungs, I will definitely break your third leg and make your birds and birds doze off forever ... 16 A four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl in his arms. The little girl said shyly, you are responsible for me. The little boy is very generous. 17 one day, I went to the zoo to see orangutans, and I threw up. Another day, you went to the zoo to see the orangutan, and the orangutan vomited! The same person, why is the gap so big? 18 reported that a group of female soldiers came up. Let's eat a chicken. After the battle, most of them were raped, a few escaped after fertilization, and the rest were nursed back to health! One of our troops was injured, named impotence! Sit in front of the computer and read short messages! "19 monkey-hunting apocalypse: I lost a furry little monkey. Features: dirty, runny nose, with a mobile phone, can read text messages. If I love monkeys, I will reply to my master quickly! Master misses you so much! I'm really scared to hear that you have been trafficked. Although you have dementia since childhood, it is harmless to society. I'm really worried about who is so bold as to dare to sell you. It's strange to sell it to you! 2 1 I told my mother: I like you! After spending so much time with you, I feel I can't live without you. I want you to come to my house every day to accompany me! But my mother didn't agree. She said: no dogs at home! I have changed my job, and now I work in a bank, not far from you. Come to me when you have time, call my name at the bank, and I'll know. Yes, I changed my name. That's too vulgar. My name is Qiang Jie now. Yesterday, I saw on the Internet that the model of the mobile phone you used had extremely high radiation, which scared me. I was just about to inform you that people with IQ below 50 can't do it. I'm relieved. Don't worry, keep using it. The top secret document of the 16th National Congress of the Communist Party of China: In order to improve the quality of our population, the state has decided to eliminate a group of retarded and ugly children who look like Guo Sun. Please pack your things and go quietly! Don't thank me! Be safe! The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked, "Grandpa, do you want side light, backlight or full light?" Grandpa said shyly, "I don't care. Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt? "We once had a urine test in high school. We gave everyone a plastic cup and asked them to go to the toilet to get something out. We all went, and a brother ran away after urinating, cursing halfway: "Cao, I forgot to pick it up." "Two jiaozi got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly, I hate it, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes! One day, two old couples had a whim while eating: naked rice! Get back to your old feelings! After undressing, the old woman said, I still have a reaction! Breasts are still as hot as when they were young! The old man glanced sideways and said, it's hanging in the soup
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