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20 19 80 April Fool's Day spoof message sentence
1, I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't help your * *: Boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!
2. Today is April Fool's Day, and we decided to choose typical key training to make some people "stupid" first, so that they can't stand being stupid, and finally entertain others and themselves. Register after receiving the SMS. Happy April Fool's Day!
I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!
4, slightly silly, slightly silly, slightly silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, invincible. April 1 has come, and your fool index has soared, which is close to the limit standard. April fool's day, you are stupid, you are happy!
5. Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.
6. Say you are naive, and you will be alive and kicking; If you say that you are smart, you will show off everywhere; Say you are steady, and you won't make any noise; Call you naughty, you are no big or small. April fool's day is here, don't say anything, giggle yourself!
7. To commemorate the 2065438+00th anniversary of One Mountain in Gong Yu, the theme of April Fool's Day in 2065438+00th year was determined as: Learn from Gong Yu. Forwarding and receiving this topic can improve the fool index and award the title of modern fool. Happy April Fool's Day.
8. April Fool's Day is really lively, with laughter everywhere. Fools have a large population and frequently recruit people. Fools are not annoyed, but they are not afraid of ridicule. May your mood be wonderful everywhere and your life be happy everywhere. Happy April Fool's Day!
9. The beauty in the street wants to soak, as long as she doesn't sue you; Cary has money, as long as it doesn't blow up; Quietly tell * * that the luggage is packed. I only care about happiness, not your imprisonment. Happy April Fool's Day.
10, walking in the Jianghu on April Fool's Day requires 36 tricks to practice the body of King Kong. If you are cheated, you should fight back. When you meet an honest man, you should take the initiative. When you are alone, don't hesitate. When you meet a sly one, run away while you can. Happy April Fool's Day!
1 1, the quality of short messages depends on the curative effect. Stare at this message for 20 seconds. Look: Is it clear that there is no shortage of brains, normal nerves and IQ is not zero? That's right. Haha, look at the effect more and more. Happy April Fool's Day.
12. When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!
13, big sand melon is wet with mud, white and black mud is used as bait at night, deep-rooted ice wine is wet, and wet mud is lazy at night. Stand up and wash it for monkeys and watch fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?
14, it's absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it's foolhardy to cover your ears. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!
15. If you are ugly, please call 1 10. Please call120 if you are in poor health; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone and discuss it in detail. Happy April Fool's Day!
16, Gong Yu moved mountains, belonging to the ancients; Even the smartest person is stupid, which is superior; "Yugong" is called Longmen, which is for the wise; The "silly" water interest is someone else's; Happy fool, this is for you. Today is your holiday April Fool's Day. Be sure to be "stupid" quickly!
17, pay attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.
18, have you passed? April Fool's Day is here, which is both pleasant and pleasant. No matter whether you hide or not, the tricks are all there, overwhelming; Believe it or not, you will be fooled. Be happy first. Silently being whole, fighting back.
19, one thing, it's heaven when you figure it out, and hell when you figure it out. Since you are alive, you should live well. Don't always take everything seriously, don't get into trouble, don't be too proud and don't be narrow-minded. Don't care, it is an open-minded and free and easy. I don't care about you, just wish you a happy April Fool's Day.
20. Hi ~ Yesterday I let you touch my hand, today I let you touch my mouth. Maybe tomorrow I will consider letting you feel my hot body. In this drizzly day, I hold you and look at you. I'm really fascinated by your body odor. I love your soul mate.
2 1, today's festival is very important, so you can just visit it. Invite you to dinner, don't go, give you a gift, don't stop texting, and send a friendly reminder today. Don't think it's a joke. April Fool's Day came out of kindness. Happy April Fool's Day!
22. You left quietly, just like when you came. You rolled up your sleeves and took only one cabbage. Tears of sympathy flowed out of my eyes. I reached out and handed you your bones. Look back: not all dogs love bones, but stupid dogs love Chinese cabbage best. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!
23, say hello to say hello, make you laugh, there is nothing wrong with being a fool, confusion is very important. Great wisdom is a treasure, people are friendly and easy to make friends, April Fool's Day is laughed at, and everyone who is happy applauds. Happy April Fool's Day!
The bell reminds people to wake up and sleep in a beautiful dream. I opened it in a hurry and took a look. This showed that I was late, so I ran out soon. When I arrived at the factory, I saw one. Fools and fools fill my heart, and now I just want April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!
25, April Fool's Day text message, my blessing is the best, immediately after receiving, worry-free, less pain after reading, high salary after forwarding, mass will certainly pick up money. April Fool's joke can make you angry, grasp the scale without playing tricks, and treat each other sincerely in a good mood!
26. Special reminder, beware of five kinds of people today: those who have nothing to invite you to dinner, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say that the leader asks you to have a meeting, and those who always giggle at the mobile phone. What about you? Are you still smiling? Happy April Fool's Day!
27. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day, whether you want to be fooled or fooled today! Only once a year, no matter the whole or the whole is an ordinary day in happy event!
28. Dear users, because your mobile phone sends short messages too many times, the server system crashes, so you are suspended from using the short message sending function for 24 hours.
29. You are so worth cherishing, but I never care. When your beautiful image suddenly disappeared in the turbulent sea of people, I suddenly found that I can't live without you. Salt. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day in advance!
30. Hey, bring a million dollars when you see the text message. If you go to the back hill alone, don't call the police, or we will kill the tickets. Remember not to call the police and don't get angry. Haha, friend, are you kidding? Happy April Fool's Day!
3 1, be vigilant on April Fool's Day, and be afraid of being recruited when you receive a text message. It is hard to predict whether it is foolish to treat guests and give gifts. Friends and relatives can't be trusted, fools are not responsible for April Fool's Day. Finally, I had to smile, and the fool was eliminated by his gratitude and resentment. Happy April Fool's Day!
32. You can read when I call you an idiot. Call you an idiot and you know how to be angry. Call you an idiot, and you know how to text back. Call you a log, and you know how to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!
April 1 April Fool's Day, the person who is fooled the most is the person with the most friends, the person who is fooled the most is the cleverest and naughty person, the person who is not fooled is the most respected person, and the person who does not want to fool others is the most caring person. No matter who you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
34. April Fool's Taboo: Don't laugh at everyone, don't believe everything, don't be careless, don't invite people casually, don't use bad brains, don't buy lottery tickets, and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
35. When you smile, ghosts scream; As soon as he is happy, the monk will apply a mask; When you scream, everyone goes crazy; When you cry, the mouse takes poison; Your alarm triggered an earthquake and tsunami; If April Fool's Day doesn't appease you, the consequences will be unimaginable!
36. April Fool's Day is coming, and the streets are full of laughter. Fools have many tricks, but there is nothing they can do. When a fool wakes up, he is both happy and angry. The fool's plan succeeded, and he sincerely apologized when he was excited. Without guessing each other's feelings, every point is happy. Happy April Fool's Day!
37, enliven the opening up today, put aside the rules. A gentleman can go to the beam, and a villain can go out of the wall. "Second" heart a bright, "* *" into the room. Realize all your dreams, and friends will lie to you without consulting. Happy April Fool's Day!
38. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!
39. Nothing can be done, and happiness can't be done; Nothing can be given, nor can blessings be given; Any festival is ok, but today's festival really belongs to you. Happy April Fool's Day!
40, throwing bricks to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; It is a waste to destroy treasures outside; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun!
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4 1. Congratulations on being admitted to the uncivilized class of the department of barbarism of Niujing University. Please take your dementia and strange diseases to the American Museum of Dung, Titanic Road 9.
42. The sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory letter, wishing you a bright smile during the holiday; Happy April Fool's Day!
43. In my dream last night, God said to me: This April Fool's Day, you just need to send a message to your stupidest friend wishing him a happy holiday, and he will be a hundred times smarter. On second thought, I'd better send it to you, because you were so stupid that you didn't even reply to my text messages!
44. April Fool's Day worries me. I want a fool for no reason. Smart people are everywhere, and no one will take the bait. Looking back for Borenmei, I had to somersault on the spot. May you have a happy April Fool's Day and never worry!
45. If you are stupid, even a wise man can move mountains. Fools are as happy as fairies. You are the stupidest. Stupid love is as sweet as honey. I wish you and your lover silly. April Fool's Day is an idiot's holiday. Happy April Fool's Day to you.
46. Beauty smiles when she sees you, and money depends on you when she sees you. She sleeps late every day and doesn't have to run around. There is sunshine if you want to be brilliant, and there is a bus if you want to travel. Why is life so wonderful? Because April Fool's Day is coming, your holiday is up to you!
47. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read it out loud: in the dormitory, holding Mei Wenhua, I won the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the dormitory, and the dormitory knew Chunqing.
48. This short message was specially made for April Fool's Day. Smart people will become stupid and cute when they receive it. Fools get smart when they receive it. Whether you get rid of it successfully or not, you will get a lucky one. May you be "stupid" and "stupid" happy!
49. April Fool's Day is coming, please be vigilant. All received text messages, not only can't be believed, but also have to be understood in reverse. There are many short messages praising your cleverness, all of which were intercepted by me. Let's show it after April Fool's Day!
50. Research shows that people with bigger left eyes are smarter than those with bigger right eyes, while people with smaller left feet are good at sports. The study also revealed that those who started looking in the mirror after receiving the text message were clumsy, and those who took off their shoes were also clumsy. Happy April Fool's Day.
5 1, today's festival is unusual, so it's hard to guess when you hear it. Invite you to dinner, you dare not come, invite you to an appointment, you are uneasy. Being cheated is not angry, but laughing. It turned out that today is April Fool's Day, and friends played a trick on Richard. Wish you a happy holiday!
52. Learn to bear and accept when you grow up. Under questioning and sighing, learn to be strong and learn to face it. Believe in yourself, you, have always been so excellent, I will cheer for you! If you think of April Fool's Day, say, What are you afraid of?
53. Everyone says that you are beautiful, that you are a peerless beauty, that your red lips and white teeth are enviable, that your green skirt is beautiful and lovable, that you are fragrant and gorgeous. Stop looking, silly friend. I'm not talking about your beauty, I'm praising roses.
If it is the Spring Festival, I should wish you a happy New Year. If it is labor day, I will say that workers are the most beautiful; If it is April Fool's Day, I will say that you are really cool; It's Halloween, I want to hold you down and say: ghost!
With this product, you don't need to take medicine or be hospitalized. Your eyes will immediately become bigger and you will see more clearly. The price is very low. Have you guessed what product it is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool's Day!
56. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. I finally left you the most precious thing, because there's something I've always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it? Help me charge!
57, April Fool's Day should be careful, and the reason for deceiving people is very justified. It is normal for a master to be fooled by a fool. There are many tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Intelligence quotient is high or low, stupidity is the same. Happy April Fool's Day!
58. In the final pk of the first Super Fool Challenge, the candidates are as follows: 1, Chang 'e who flew to the moon; 2. Kuafu chases the sun; 3. jingwei of reclamation; 4. Gong Yu who moved mountains. Vote, you can recommend yourself! Happy April Fool's Day!
59. Honest people began to be sensible today, even joking. You don't lie when you talk at ordinary times, but you lie today. It turns out that today is April Fool's Day, and fools won't get angry. April Fool's Day is here. May you be ecstatic with happiness!
60. People say you are all thumbs. I believe that fools are blessed. People say you are a fool, and I believe wishful thinking can sometimes come true. People say you are stupid and ignorant. I know cleverness is your magic weapon!
6 1, the strange face of April Fool's Day: some people spend money, some people suffer losses, some people are cheated, some people are ignorant, some people cry, some people explode and some people are unlucky. Only you disagree, because all this, you have already experienced!
62. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. By 999, I will send it to you emotionally and say, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!
63. Ring the bell of April Fool's Day and let your thoughts stretch in the play; Send a teasing message to make happiness sing in the festival; Bless a sweeter life and let happiness grow in life. Happy April Fool's Day!
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65. April Fool's Day gives you a day off, double your salary, travel reimbursement, and you don't have to spend money on things. If a flower girl smiles at you, only a little pig will read my message. I wish you a happy holiday and your dreams come true.
66. On April Fool's Day, people are stupid and laugh happily. Do everything possible to prevent traps. If you fall for it, you shouldn't. Cheating money and cheating can't be played, and obeying the law is the most important thing. Reflect the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and you and I are happy. Happy April Fool's Day!
On the first day of April, I was really excited. Everyone can lie, and lying is right. It's just a sweep of the eyebrows and a lot of accomplices. Don't be upset by being cheated, let's laugh together. Why should I ask? April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a happy holiday and stay away from troubles!
68. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you! Be a good dog and take you for a walk.
69. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!
70. You won 5 million in the lottery, your smile is brighter than anyone else, and your love is more romantic than anyone else. When I woke up, my face changed greatly, and happiness was accompanied by fairy-like envy. By then, you will be a model. Looking down is a big idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!
7 1, don't bother me when you are upset; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.
72. Your hobby is shopping and watching beautiful women drool. My pet is a turtle. It barks like a sheep. Your dream is to be a father without work and rest every day. The holiday is coming, I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!
73. I took out my mobile phone and sent a message to the straw bag today. The straw bag grinned after reading it and knew it was a holiday. I paid for this message and then treated me to a big meal. Call me as soon as you are smart. Don't worry, it's almost there!
74. Every year, one day, bragging doesn't need to pay taxes, meetings don't need to be held, collusion is not afraid of misunderstanding, expressions are not afraid of waste, the truth is ignored, and lies are justified. This is your festival!
July 1 day is April Fool's Day. In order to prevent people from being cheated, the company decided to take a day off without deducting wages and bonuses. Special reminder: please don't go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other!
76. You are much more, but you are a little less. It's up to you to know what's good and not what's good. My heart is kind, but I didn't make a mistake. If you finish reading it, you are really a stupid brain. I have to comfort you and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
77, April Fool's Day, you should be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!
78. You are too handsome and cool to compare with. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai with cabbage in your hand, but in fact you are a second-generation fool!
79. God said to grant me a wish. I said I want world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. On reflection, he said, I'll look at the globe again. Happy April Fool's Day!
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