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Invite to dinner. Interesting text message.
2. I originally prepared a plate of shredded green pepper and a plate of sweet and sour tenderloin. I heard that you have a bad stomach and can't eat hot and sour, so I specifically told my wife not to put those. Now there is only a plate of shredded pork and a plate of dried tenderloin on the table. Please bring some wine and have a drink with us!
3. I specially chose an auspicious day to open the business, and specially invited the lucky people to come and drink. This is auspicious wine. The more you drink, the happier you will be. This is the source wine. You can put the gold ingot in your pocket after drinking it. May you keep your appointment on time, bring good luck, drink happily and have fun!
4, eat the rice you bought, it tastes sweet, eat the rice you bought, nourish your stomach and maintain beauty, eat the rice you bought, think and think, eat the rice you bought and smile every day. Invite me to dinner, friends smile, invite me to dinner, friendship is sweeter than honey, invite me to dinner, and happiness lasts forever.
5, begging, my stomach is busy, you ask me to make a restaurant, two cakes, a dish, a big bowl of soup, four steamed buns, two sausages, plus three or five pieces of barbecue, four or two small sugars in white wine, and enjoy it when you are full. Next time I invite you to order, friendship is not far-fetched!
6. Have you eaten? I haven't eaten. Why don't I invite you? I'll eat wherever you say. It is said that a restaurant opened in front of the door recently is very popular and the price is reasonable. Why don't we eat there? You go first, and ask my wife for some money before I go!
7, the weather is beautiful, the protection is next, the sky is falling, and it is embarrassing. Children are scoundrels, and they love to be bad. Want you to kiss, want you to hug. Prepare a little thin wine to express my gratitude. Welcome to visit. It's an honor.
8. Work pressure is high, and the career will not be bad; Wash up and have a home; Idle shopping, rich and free; Often invited to dinner to show their worth; After receiving this message, I was worried.
9. Sending a message to say I'm sorry is actually not my will; Sending a message saying that I am grateful, that is my slip of the tongue; Send a message saying that there is a reward. If you don't give me money, don't hesitate. Send a message saying that I wish, just to please you, please invite me when you are free!
10, don't worry too much when you receive the text message. The content of the short message is for reminding; Today's festival is very special, New Year's Eve is full of joy. I promised for a long time, but I won't forget. Today, I ask you, do you want to have dinner? Remember to write back to reassure me!
1 1, often under pressure, indicating that your work is not bad; Wash and rinse often, indicating that you have a home; Shopping often means that you have money to spend; Being often invited to dinner shows that you have money; You often receive text messages, which means you are paying attention!
12, I wish you have communication skills, many friends are not lonely; I hope you have leadership skills and can be a management. If my wish comes true, you can invite me to dinner then.
13, I don't reply to all text messages except you; I don't accept all gifts, but you are an exception; I won't go to all the snack shops, but you are still an exception. How's it going? I promised, where will that place be?
14, invite you to eat noodles, our friendship will not be broken; Please have a cup of tea, our friendship will not decline; Invite you to eat a dish, our friendship can't be surpassed; Please have some soup, our friendship is hard-won! Reciprocal, what do you invite me to eat?
15, I care about you the most, miss you the most, and want you to invite me to dinner the most! Keep in touch!
16, all my fault. I'm sorry to make you angry. Culpable of punishment. I just hope you can forgive me. The point is I'm sorry. I really can't invite you to dinner.
17, I hope you will hand over your troubles, let go of your troubles, light up your hopes, warm your love, lengthen your happiness, consolidate your health, accompany your dreams, realize a salary increase, and happiness will surely appear on time. I'll ask you to pay the bill today, and do whatever I ask!
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