Complete works of provocative routines

1. I have countless attitudes towards this world, and I only love you.

You give me 50 cents and we can get together.

You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

4. You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.

You are very busy. When are you free to marry me?

6. Will you shut up? I didn't say anything. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?

7. How special are you? Thousands of people pass by and can see you at a glance even if they are nearsighted.

8. You are guilty. ? You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

9. If I can only live one day for the rest of my life, I hope it will be the day I have you.

10. Peace is not enough. I want to have you all the year round.

1 1. I like a person, and then what? Then she asked, and then what?

12. If I am the sea, you are the coast. I want to shoot all the waves at you.

13. I am a grain of sand, you are a horse, and together we are a piece of Shaqima.

14. I want to be your shoes, because I want to accompany you through every step of life.

15. I will never like people like you. ? I only love you.

16. I know three people like you.

17. I've gained weight recently. It's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.

18. People like you. . . . What's wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love.

19. Snacks are mine, and I will be yours in the future.

I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

2 1. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

22. This is underwear and this is coat. You are the only one for me.

23. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

24. I have been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.

25. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.

26.how long have you been single? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting since birth.

27. Can you lend me your cup? What's the matter? Because I want to lend you my life.

28. Do you know what quilt to cover in winter? The quilt should be a baby.

29. May I kiss you? No. What did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes

Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?

3 1. What have you been doing recently? Keep eating. Why are you still so thin after eating? Waiting for you. ...

A provocative routine conversation

1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

2. On this spring morning, when I woke up, how relaxed and happy were people all over the world?

For you, it won't change whether it is sunny or rainy.

I'll tell you a long story, so to make a long story short, I miss you.

After eating the whole family bucket with me, we will be a family.

I hope I can meet you.

7. It is raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you.

8. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

It's amazing to see your bones. It's good material for dating me.

10. Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution.

1 1. The tiger doesn't show the mountain dew, so be my girlfriend.

12. It's a long night, and I have no mood to sleep. Let's talk.

13. What's the name of the door made of wood? Wooden doors are made of iron.

14. If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

15. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

16. Can you tell me what time it is? 12 is wrong. You should love me more.

17. You are in my heart when you are thin and stuck in my heart when you are fat.

18. What do you belong to? you belong to me

19. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

20. You are so cute that I won't return the wind to my arms.

2 1. Do you know what to build in winter? Cover it, my baby.

22. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

23. Do you know what my weakness is?

24. The youth I walked with you is once in my life.

25. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend both fall into the water, can I be your girlfriend?

If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

27. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.

28. There are 100 sweet ways. I eat sugar and cake and miss you 98 times! !

29. I like you without permission. Sorry, I did it on purpose.

30. I'm quite sure. No kissing.

3 1. I cut my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.

I find that you can't even read 26 English letters. Why do I love you?

33. I put up with you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.

I don't like you very much.

35. I hope you are a girl, always loving spring, with poetry in your heart and frost on your face.

36. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

37. Why don't you sleep? I miss you, I can't sleep.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

All kinds of provocative routines and dialogues

1, "I hope one day." "I love you can write backwards.

2. "Do you like cats or dogs", "Cats" and "Meow ~"

3. "I have two hobbies", "I like eating and I like you" and "In short, I like eating you"

4. "This selfie is really ugly." "hmm." "Not as good as one-tenth of your own."

5. "How long have you been single?" "From birth to now" "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting"

6. "Let's make friends", "Why" and "Because we are going to fall in love ~"

7. "What's the next sentence?" "I don't know" and "I want to live in your house"

8. "You look a little strange today." "How strange?" "It looks strange."

9. "What do you see in my eyes", "Nothing", "Nothing" and "There are people I like there"

10, "Excuse me, beauty, how can I get there?" "Which way?" "The way to your heart."

1 1, "How to go that way", "What way" and "The way to your heart"

12, "We are all friends." "Why?" "Because our love began."

13, "I didn't do well in the exam recently" and "Why?" "Because no matter what problem I encounter, my answer is you."

14, "I'm looking for a letter" "What letter?" "Your WeChat"

15, Guess what I'm doing, What I'm doing, Thinking about life, Why do I have to think about life every time, You are in this thinking life.

16, "I'm so sleepy recently." "Didn't you have a good rest?" "No, I'm sleepy for love. I'm sleepy for you."

17, "I am lazy and you are lazy." "Later I became diligent." "In order to keep you from being lazy."

18, "Can you help me wash something?" "Wash what?" "Like me"

19, "Do you know what my biggest weakness is?" "I don't know" and "It's your fault"

20. "like you." "This should be the best thing I have ever done."

2 1, "Can you play the guitar?" "No." "Then how did you resonate with me?"

22. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

23. "I like you", "It's like an earthquake" and "A wave of unrest rises again"

24. "You look like a person." "Who do you like?" "Like my future girlfriend."

25. "Who are you?" "Tiger." "Wrong answer, you belong to me."

26. "Do you know what sugar is sweetest?" "What sugar?" "Our wedding candy"

27. "Give your arm, give you time", "Wait for you, give you salary", "Give your family, give you the rest of your life"

28. "Joey found the cucumber and the white wine found the matcha." "I found you."

29. "Who do you like?" "It's not you anyway." "Will you die if you lie to me?" "cheated, you are not dead!"

30. "You don't want me to just like you." "Ah, what?" "I still want to love you, spoil you and love you!"

3 1, "I'm a little afraid of you" and "am I fierce?" "No, because I'm afraid of my wife."

32. "I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week." "Well, how to reduce it?" "Put your heart on me."

33. "I'll show you a magic trick ... well, I'm done." "What?" "I like you better."

34. "Why hasn't my order come yet?" "What" and "Our Future"

35. "The whole world is gambling and wants to win the game. But I didn't. " "Then what do you bet?" "I'm betting on how to win your heart."

36. "If you and I had a child, what do you think it would be?" "What seats? Gemini? " "No, our masterpiece."

37. "I envy you." "envy what?" "I have such lovely and interesting people."

38. "a lifetime is so long" and "waiting for you for a few years is nothing."

39. "I want to say thank you", "Why" and "Because your beauty corrected my vision"

40. "Your lips are cracked." "Well, I didn't bring my lip balm today." "I have it in my mouth, whatever!"

4 1, "If I had a child with you, what do you think it would be?" "What seats? Gemini? " "No, this is our masterpiece."