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Use condoms in sentences (about 30)

1. On Double Ninth Festival, I give you a happy nine-piece set to cover your worries. I wish you, as always, happiness in your two emotions, good luck in your three lives, spring all the year round, five sons in the imperial examination, six animals prosperous, seven emotions and six desires, eight aspects of majesty, and lots of happiness on the Double Ninth Festival!

2. Knife skills, sword skills, spear skills and stick skills each have their own set of routines.

3. When she pulled out the key, she took the key we just used The condom she had passed was also ripped out, and the condom flew in mid-air to the ground in front of her family.

4. In Alice's apartment, the suites of rooms are filled with all kinds of things. Wang Anyi?

5. Get it, lishixinzhi.

Condoms just make people lose all interest. So how can we convince boys to use them and identify the Durex brand?

6. Put a carrot-head hood on a student's head and pretend to pull it out, say.

7. These condoms, or "cuticles," are useful in preventing pregnancy, but they cannot prevent the spread of hay fever and AIDS.

8. In fact, when buying a set in Germany, the box usually has the size printed on it, but most people don’t know whether it’s embarrassment or vanity. They rarely look at the size carefully and just buy the one with “extra large” written on it. .

9. The aneroid test is to put a condom on a ***-shaped metal rod and then energize it. The electricity cannot be derived from a condom without leakage.

10. A: Yuan Fang

How to spend 2 yuan to make your girlfriend happy? B: Buy a condom and use it with her...

11. Tight and comfortable models reduce the possibility of the condom slipping during piston movement.

12. Our condom that has been touted to be amazing can only cover an a** at best

Ensure that the guy with a 20-centimeter penis (of course referring to normal people) is isolated.

13. Carefully go up to the third floor

Listen quietly for a few seconds

Take out the shoe covers and put them on your feet

The old trick was repeated

A door was opened

and he stepped in.

14. At the rescue scene

Chain saw, sledgehammer, bamboo pole, hemp rope, pipe pliers...a set of imaginable and unexpected tools

Warrior They are all ready.

15. To be "unique" is to break the old framework of the original parent-teacher conference

Old-fashioned

To find a new way of parent-teacher conference.

16. Get close to the enemy

It is smarter to be gentle and not take action.

17. Make a profit of 1,000 yuan in a set and lose 10,000 yuan

Wang Quanyu became famous.

18. Gatsby deeply realized how wealth can help people possess and preserve their youth and mystery, how a set of clothes can keep people fresh and beautiful, and how wealth can make Daisy shine like silver. Shining light, standing safely above the fierce struggle for survival of the poor. Fitzgerald?

18. Try to be original and collect high-quality sentences

so that you can learn useful knowledge while making sentences

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19. Of course, experience also has its shortcomings. The important point is that experience is conservative and makes people stick to the rules. Sometimes doing things according to experience means doing things according to the same old ways. Using the methods of the past to do current things without understanding Current affairs, carving a boat and seeking a sword.

20. If we had known this outcome earlier, we would have been able to live a more cautious couple life and saved many years of money on condoms, which are quite expensive.

21. The rich man said to an actress: Do it with me once and I will give you 200 million, are you willing? Actress: Yes! After all the talk, the rich man threw the used condom and its contents in front of the actress and said: 200 million, any extra should be used as a tip!

22. There are all kinds of things in the world. Recently, my boyfriend is asking for marriage. Which woman has saved money, a car, a house, and a house? Please come here to hold hands. Her boyfriend has no house and no education. He eats meat every meal and still has a rural household registration. He I have a fiery heart, ready to follow you at any time. If you are interested, please call or QQ.

23. Condensate all the beautiful wishes into a cheerful Christmas song; weave all the happy moods into sets of lovely Christmas costumes; condense all the happy moments into beautiful Christmas trees; condense all the The words of blessing are condensed into pure text messages.

24. The next day, Lao Ganma stumbled to a nearby drugstore and told the drug seller that she wanted to buy a box of condoms.

25. When Albride first met Fisher, he told her, “I can’t believe I’m sitting in the office of a U.S. Secretary of State wearing a three-piece suit. Talking about NATO stuff.”

26. In the drama, in order to interpret the elite entrepreneur "Hyun Ki-joon", Jiang Zhihuan wore a suit and attracted the audience's attention with his prince charming temperament.

27. Ordinary people just believe it as modern stuff.

Moreover, no one is seriously looking for these new condoms.

There we go.

28. The geese leave their voices and the people leave their names

Feng Yu prepares for him to tell his name and flatters him a few times

It’s close.

29. As the saying goes

Things are more expensive when you leave your hometown

People are cheaper when you leave your hometown

If you don’t really have no way to survive

Who is willing to leave their home? So

The village elder came to Qiu Tianxing to talk to Qiu Tianxing with everyone’s expectations.

30. Last night

Qiao Wanxian’s apartment was attacked by hundreds of extreme fans

Although there were security guards

Still There were many bricks, socks, jerseys, bras, used condoms and other UFOs thrown into the community.