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Make girls happy and miss the text messages.

Make girls happy and miss the text messages.

1, every girl is an angel without tears. When an angel falls in love with a boy, she will have tears. When she falls into the mortal world, every boy should not fail your girl, because he once gave up the whole heaven for you.

2. A shallow smile turns into the most beautiful memory; Shallow thoughts, a rainy season; Shallow sleep, meet in a dream; The wound is shallow and I hurt myself after reading it.

After many years, I finally met the right person at the right time!

4, dear, thank you for letting me: end the lonely wandering; End the battle of the soul; Find a sweet home and be together forever!

6. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

7. If I miss you, I will dream of you at night. Do you love me? If so, please bear all the obligations of love, that is, think more about me every day, love me more every day, care more every day, contact more every day, dream more every day, and be sure to finish it!

8. When I miss you, your shadow is my miss; When I am lonely, your shadow is my partner; When we met, your shadow occupied my sight; In the sun, your shadow is the most beautiful picture.

9. Acacia, a bitter and sweet problem! Many words represent truth. A woman in love will always become wordy because, in front of love, her attitude is true. ……

10, a woman is enough to make men feel that the world is crowded. Based on the classic judgment that "at the beginning of life, nature is cheap", it is never time that nourishes love, but time only cultivates feelings. What nourishes love is feelings, and what nourishes feelings is something that cannot be obtained!

1 1, lively life, comfortable life, prosperous career, harmonious family, simple friendship, sweet love, it's very kind of you, always happy, always happy!

12, if you miss you, take out your mobile phone and see if there is any news for you; If I miss you, I will quickly send a series of greetings on my mobile phone with my thumb, but I still didn't press the send button in the end. If I miss you, I will think, will you miss me?

Text messages to put girls to sleep, if girls sleep happily.

Time has not erased my memory of you, and the region can't stop me from missing you. The footsteps of missing did not stop because of separation. Your sincerity and sincerity will accompany me all my life, just like a bottle of precious wine, which makes me intoxicated from time to time. Love you forever! The best love is not meeting you at the best age, at the most beautiful time or at the most prosperous time; Even when my youth is gone, my face is gradually ruined and my life is hard, you still choose to stay with me without hesitation.

It's not that you don't know love, just that you love too much, and there are no flowers around, which doesn't mean there are no flowers in your heart. Warm your heart with my heart and be honest with each other, so that you can be happy. Ten thousand years of love is too long, and love should seize the day!

Spring breeze blows petal rain, flowers love you, and the tide rises and falls. I miss you day and night, and have a warm heart in the morning. I will give you a flower umbrella to shelter you from the wind and rain. If I am too busy to notice you, take good care of yourself! Love you forever!

Chinese, Japanese and Russian samurai compete, Russian samurai cut the fly in the middle, and Japanese samurai cut the fly's wings with two knives. China samurai scored the highest score in two strokes. He cut a double eyelid for the fly!

There are two main purposes of texting this time: to exercise fingering; Contact feelings. Now I solemnly tell you, beauty, it's time to invite me to dinner!

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north of Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

There is a yearning for the full moon in the West Building, a tacit understanding of the heart, a feeling of the breeze and drizzle, a happiness for the lotus root, and a blessing for you as long as you live better than me.

Beautiful women flock to you, money runs with you, the boss takes care of you, the police see you detour, everything can be settled, everyone smiles at you, and the days are bubbling with beauty. Wake up and tell you not to take a nap and daydream again.

There is a song that has lied to everyone for several years. I don't believe you sing: you carry the burden, I lead the horse to recall the division of labor in Journey to the West, Friar Sand carries the burden, Wukong leads the way, who leads the horse? Who sings who!

Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and commute with Boeing. Promise me?

You have the right to remain silent, but what you say will be evidence that I am in trouble; You have the right to hire a lawyer to protect your personal safety during divorce; If you have no private money, I won't provide it!

You are the most beautiful pearl lotus with missing; The galaxy of happiness, you are the most beautiful drop; You are the most beautiful poem woven with blessings. Love you forever!

After 20 years of ups and downs, you and I are shoulder to shoulder, worrying about difficulties and setbacks, and overcoming them has become a joke. I didn't spend a lot of time, it was plain and natural, and I never said that we would never leave!

You asked me how much I love you. My love is like a woman's heart, which is bottomless. You asked me how long I loved you. My love is like foot-binding, which has a long charm. You asked me how much I love you. My love is like a money detector. Welcome everyone to know more. Is it true that I love you?

I miss you so much. From day to night, from missing to dreaming. If I become dirt, the dirt will love you; If the soil is covered with grass, the grass loves you; If the grass is stained with dew, dew loves you!

Camel won't cry, because it knows the preciousness of water. I won't cry, because I know the hypocrisy of love.

Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and liver were stolen by you. Can you let me talk to my heart and liver members this Valentine's Day?

Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight bravely. There will be at most three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

I want to, I want to, I want to love you like this, okay? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it. It seems impossible for me not to love you!

Dung beetles fall in love with mosquitoes. Dung beetles: What's your occupation? Mosquito said shyly, nurse, give me an injection. What about you? Dung beetles whispered: We are colleagues, and I am a Chinese doctor!

Time makes people taste the charm of waiting, and space makes people feel the beauty of caring. Many times, the blessings between people do not need words to reflect, just like you quietly look at the message I sent you at this moment.

Send you a love island! Take some time to find it! The scenery inside is really good! I planted a piece of acacia grass and raised two love birds! I'm in a particularly good mood with love island! Wish you happiness and worry-free!

The blue sky is special to you, but I miss you helplessly; Baiyun lovely you, helpless I miss you; You stay away from the green wind, and I wait for you affectionately; Gentle rain romantic you, lonely I miss you!

The first moon bends and bends, and people who miss you are so lonely. In the Moon Garden on the 15th, the night without you is so sleepless. Tonight, the moon is shy to miss you, so I sent a message saying that you love the real moon too much, and it represents my heart!

Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao, who were missing for a day. Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went to Bala and said, I'm looking for Xiao! The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am!

We miss something every day, but we don't find it when we miss it, and we regret it afterwards. Mom said that people had better not miss two things: the last bus home and the person who loves you deeply!

Thinking of you all the time; Read where you are every day; I don't have the heart to bother you; I just miss you so much today; Send a message to ask you; When can I see you? By the way, I also want to tell you; I only have you in my heart.

Warriors from China, Japan and Russia took part in the competition. Russian samurai cut off the fly with one knife, while Japanese samurai cut off the wings of the fly with two knives. China samurai scored the highest score in two strokes. He cut a double eyelid for the fly!

I hope you live in a warm place: Address: Love City, Love Street, Miss Road, LaneNo.! The landlord is your favorite person, with a lease of 10 thousand years, and rent is the love of life. May you be happy!

There is a yearning for the full moon in the West Building, a tacit understanding, a feeling of gentle breeze and drizzle, a happiness, and a blessing as long as you live better than me.

Russia believes that Russia and China will not be separated and will be together forever.

If history is used to commemorate time, then I remember the moment of meeting, if memory is used to find time, then I find the moment of love, if heartbeat is used to prove time, then I am willing to prove it with my life.

A heart-to-heart meeting, a beautiful oath, we have experienced vicissitudes, years and fleeting time together. I weave a beautiful little flower with wordless words and pin my blessing on your skirt. Dear, how are you when I can't see you!

Ignore all possible hostility, occupy the distance within reach, abandon the emptiness of breathing, forget all the timidity in your heart, glow with sweet warmth, listen to the clock ticking, and bravely say: I love you!

My heart burns like a Christmas candle for you; There is a small harbor in my mind, waiting for your berth. Wherever you go, my heart will follow you, and every footprint you leave on the ground will make me excited.

I have been practicing for today: practicing how to express what I want when I was a child; Later, I practiced how to fight for it; Now, I finally get up the courage to say to you: you are what I want most, accompany me for a lifetime, ok?

Red flowers and green leaves, big apples, I miss you every day. You are a lamp in my past life, illuminating the rest of my life!

From now on, you promise me that you won't be lonely today, but tomorrow! Have a future! Ok, with my love, I'll go with you!

Your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth cares for you, your friends are loyal to you, and the star of luck shines on you forever. Take good care of yourself and sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you.

Love is waiting, love is caring, love is responsibility, love is responsibility, love is as long as you live better than me. My love for you is pure and deep, and I have no regrets about your love. I just want you to be happy and love you for ten thousand years!

It is you who took away my dream, which worries me. You are the twinkling star in the sky and have jumped into my heart. Endless is lingering rain. Do you hear me silently praying for you and loving you forever, my baby!

I will find you, I will plant apple trees, pick up many shells and wait for every cycle of love with you. All the promises in this world can be broken by me, only you, any request, as long as you ask, I will not forget.

There is an encounter that is eternal at a glance; There is a kind of heart, once in a lifetime, only for one person; There is a kind of knowing each other, that is, flowers bloom at first sight; One is to be together, love each other silently, and be happy; I love you

Blank days are filled by you, whether it is calm or brilliant, I like it; I would rather have you to accompany me through the journey of life, whether it is bumpy or flat. Please spend this life with me. Love you forever!

As the most beautiful token of love, an exquisite and elegant wristwatch can inherit this beautiful time record, and verify the meaningful hand holding your hand and the vow to grow old with your son in ticking.

Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time slipped too fast, and the waiting for you was not long. The summer evening breeze is gently buckled, and the bright moon is clinging to the left and right. From then on, you and I will hold hands and walk together for life!

A collection of short messages that make girls happy.

A collection of short messages that make girls happy.

1, as long as the heart is connected, the horizon is close at hand. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will flow through your fingers one day. I am very happy to grow up with you! Dear friend, I wish you happiness forever!

2, the heart is dependent, never regret, there is a meeting called the most beautiful; Spring flowers are blooming, butterflies are flying, and there is a kind of yearning called intoxication; Sleepless at night, tasteless food, there is a kind of pay called precious; Rain or shine, let the wind blow, the truth in the world is the most beautiful. Love is constant, love is constant, and there is a kind of affection called thinking of you forever. May you be happy every day!

3, rhyme around the beam, the colder the song, the earth blooms overnight; New rain sprinkles dreams, acacia cuts the spring breeze, and join hands with Fang Ying. It is you who understand my love, my smile, my delusion and my flowing feelings. I am willing to walk with you!

4. If I don't go with you for a year, I will meet you late, meet you in a hurry, dance like a dream, miss you endlessly, and everything goes without saying; At this age, I still look at the bonus, time goes by, I think about the rest of my life, I look back at the meteor, I want to be with the magical power, and my love is still strong.

5, the heart is like a leaf, floating away for you; There is a small hole in my heart, dripping with little affection; There are three words written on the heart wall: I love you; Others hang love on the corners of their mouths, and I put it in my heart; Honey, think about me more, so my heart can keep up.

6. I am willing to leave all the cold in winter to myself and the warmth to you; I am willing to leave all the troubles in my life to myself and the happiness to you. Because I love you, so I am willing!

7, the weather is ruthless, your love is the most concerned, the wind and rain will always stop, I will not stop thinking about you, send you a text message, the weather is better, the wind and rain will send you a wish. I wish you a good mood every day!

8. You are a boat and I am a sail. When you return to the harbor, I will wash away your smiling face and hold you in my arms. I wish you happiness every day! Let the hope of thought carry happiness and sail to the harbor of love and warmth!

9. You are the symphony in my life. Whenever that "bosom friend" rings, I will think of you and never forget it. No matter in the future or in the past, I will remember the most beautiful melody and stay with my bosom friend!

10, I can't explain my love for you in words, I can't show my love for you in promises, I can't expect my love for you in the future, but I hope you will accompany me every day!

Jokes and text messages that amuse girls.

Jokes and text messages that amuse girls.

1. With you in my life, my heart has found a permanent home. Every time I think of you, I will show a happy smile. Every time I think about our future, I am very excited. This is the taste of love. Dear, I want to be with you forever.

2. Green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love.

Let the cup of parting be filled with the wine of love. On the day of reunion, I will give it to you personally, so that the tears of acacia can moisten the dry heart and make the eternal love exude intoxicating fragrance. Our hands will never be separated, our hugs will only give people warmth and peace of mind, our vows will go to the temple together, and we promise that every afterlife will be accompanied.

4, you have taken root in ... look at your long uncanny workmanship, rare in the sky, unparalleled on the ground, I thought that heaven and man are one, others did not believe it, and later believed it.

Honey, I think I am very happy. From the beautiful encounter to the infatuated love, from the romance of love at first sight to the promise of life and death, the five days that passed in a hurry made us seem to have experienced several years of love transformation.

6. Take out your mobile phone from time to time to see if there are any short messages for you or missed calls. I can't help texting you, because I miss you very much, and I don't know if you miss me, too.

7. I can't help dialing your number, just want to hear your lovely and gentle voice. Honey, I miss you very much today.

8. Sister, sister, I love you and sing a love song for you. Whether it is cold or warm, it is happy or sad. I miss you in the toilet, so send a message.

9. Even in that dream, your name was called softly. Maybe you are like a seed, planted in my heart, sprouting and growing sturdily in the days, entangled in my heart, how can I pull you out!

10, when I was looking at you, a voice came from the sky: Hua Gai, the meal is ready, come back and kiss ... no matter how sweet the phone call is and how comforting the fax is, it is not enough to cope with the distance that I can't hug you.

1 1 But you are everywhere, and the whole air is filled with your breath, which breaks my whole heart. . . . . A joke that amuses girls.

12, where there is no sky, where there is land, where there is no cloud, where there is rain, where there is no world, and where there is you. I am the sky, I am the cloud, and my world includes you. I still remember when I bought you from the pig market …