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The funniest retirement information

The funniest retirement information

The most humorous retirement message, with the aging of the population in China, settling the retired people has become the top priority of people's livelihood. These retired old people have worked hard for most of their lives, and the relevant departments must help them in time so that the elderly can spend their old age safely. Let's take a look at the most humorous retirement message.

The most humorous retirement message is 1 1. Anyway, you have retired, don't spend too much money; See through the castle peak while it is still there.

2, brother, you finally have an iron rice bowl, and you have money without working. It's so beautiful, I envy you!

3, the old man squatted down, retired, and continued the sunset; Pine trees are proud of snow, and I sing the song of spring cattle all my life.

4, retirement music, retirement music, although money is not enough to live.

Friends met by chance and talked for a long time. We only talk about love affairs, and it is inconvenient for the world to say more.

6. You are liberated and we are still fighting.

7. Go to bed early after drinking and get up in the middle of the night. Holding a flower tree, watching the moonlight in the sky.

8, people are not old, life has goals.

9. Life circulates in nature, especially like a little rain in the sky. Don't covet the happiness of others with your eyes, but be content with your heart.

10, the heart is not old, and wisdom is indispensable.

1 1, anyway, I have retired, so don't pull my muscles and elbows; Find some happiness and freedom while you are still in the mood.

12, retirement music, retirement music, a little spare money to play.

13, don't hesitate without reason. Accompanying group, friends, donkey friends, leave if you want, leave if you say so!

14, people are not old and exercise well.

15, I'm going to retire, and my age is up. Let young people do it.

16, don't be too tired, don't look haggard, don't get drunk when eating, don't mix vegetarian dishes, don't feel sad when spending money, and don't buy things too expensive!

17, retirement music, retirement music, really should be happy after retirement.

18, I went into the mountains yesterday, and I am carrying flowers today. I've been thinking about who to send back to the city all the way.

19, retired anyway, don't always stay at home; Go out for a walk early while your legs and feet are handy.

20. I have worked all my life and am about to retire. I am particularly eager to retire and have a good rest at home.

2 1. There are many happy events and happy families in a harmonious society. Grandpa and grandson are singing and dancing, enjoying the family happiness on earth.

22. I finally retired and I can finally relax.

23, life is carefree, only the years of life increase. I am so happy in my later years, comparable to a fairy.

24. There is no age in the world. Family affairs are managed at different levels, with less work for children and grandchildren.

25. Life is like climbing a mountain. If you climb high, you can see far. Fame and fortune are fleeting, and success or failure is like smoke. river of no return, the only love in the world is his wife.

26, get along day and night, in an office. If you say you want to quit, you quit. You make my eyes shine.

27. Heaven and earth are always like this, and the world is idle for a while. All kinds of entanglements are put down, and the river flows eastward.

28, bring the baby bitter, bring the baby tired, and the child brings the baby. If the old man feels guilty, he can give some nanny fees!

29. You finally have an iron rice bowl. You can earn money without working or sleeping, and you are envious.

30. It's not hard to bring your grandchildren. Why don't you join a tour group and enjoy delicious food?

Humorous retirement information 2 Humorous retirement information.

1, all the best, all the best. [8 characters]

2, how auspicious, enjoy the Spring Festival. [8 characters]

I wish you happiness, good luck and endless happiness! [14 words]

You will never forget your teachings. I wish you happy every day and smooth work! [23 words]

In a blink of an eye, you have reached retirement age. Wish you a happier life in the future. [26 words]

6. Make tea and wine to paint the sky, and recite poems to enjoy nature on any day. The still water is deep and calm, and the flowers are blooming and smiling. [28 words]

7, retreat to a small town without mourning, often thinking about preaching three feet. At night, I dreamed of apricot blossom rain, and Qian Fan came to the shipwreck. [28 words]

8. Travel around the world; Broadcom ancient and modern university people. Forty years of spring breeze and rain; Caitian and I create the future. [28 words]

9, pots and pans septets, planting scales in Lan Ju. Walking birds in the breeze and walking in the sunset at night. [28 words]

10, the true color is still not old, and Gao De is calm. The vicissitudes of time do not bear the sunset glow. [28 words]

1 1. Rest is our natural nanny. In order to stay young forever and make more contributions, I hope you can take a break from your busy schedule and be in the prime of life. [32 words]

Dear friends, please don't be sad. Take good care of each other after parting. Bloom the most gorgeous smile and give a better dream for tomorrow. [34 words]

13, I have worked hard for decades, and now I can catch my breath; Regardless of success or failure, I have no regrets. After all, I have tried and struggled. [40 words]

14, like a strong wind in spring, blows at night and blows open the petals of ten thousand pear trees. Snow is like snow, the earth is covered with silver, although the sunshine is good, the chill is still heavy. I hope you can take care of yourself in cold and warm conditions and welcome the new year in a healthy way. [44 words]

15, you gave me the motivation to fight, you taught me the goal to fight, and you let me know my goal to fight. Thank you! I wish you happiness forever! [44 words]

16, silkworms in spring will weave until they die; Every night, the candle will cry dry the wick. Teacher, you have devoted your youth to education. I wish you happiness after retirement. [45 words]

17, the beautiful rainbow after the rain, really miss the good luck, good dreams and good mood after leaving. After you receive the message, dear friend, I hope that happiness will be around you at this moment. [48 words]

18, outside Changting, by the ancient road, I will send you thousands of miles, and my friendship will be remembered. Don't forget to keep in touch after you leave. Mochow had no confidant in the road ahead, so she sent her wishes by SMS instead of wine: a smooth and frank future and a pleasant journey! [49 words]

19, I hope you can enrich your professional life after retirement. I often exercise, climb mountains, swim, plant flowers and grass. I hope you can visit us often. [54 words]

20. I will retire soon. I wanted to say a blessing by phone, but you let me learn the strokes of words and appreciate the charm of words, so I wish you peace and health, endless wealth and happy retirement with information! [55 words]

The most humorous retirement message 3 1, Lao Mei, you are the best, most dedicated and most successful man in our class. Really, that's what we want to say. I'll say a few words to you on behalf of the class. I hope you can continue to exert your residual heat and show all your wisdom after retirement. We are waiting for you to come up with better works!

2. Hello, big brother. Today is your birthday. I didn't expect it to pass in a blink of an eye. You are the best big brother in my mind, and you are the most filial son in my parents' mind. Here, on behalf of the whole family, I sincerely thank you! Brother, you have worked hard for so many years, whether at work or at home! I wish you better and better in the future!

3. Forty years of spring breeze and rain; Wuzhou peaches and plums have shady leaves. Calligraphy and calligraphy are handed down from generation to generation; Educating people is brilliant, and peaches and plums are everywhere. Your life is great and glorious.

4. Take Nanshan as a birthday cup; Wen moves Beidou all day.

5. The footprints of life are deep and shallow, the taste of life is plain and light, and the taste of love is bitter and sweet. Only the longer the friendship, the warmer it will be. May the friendship not be interrupted after parting, and the true feelings will always be intentional!

6. Every day after work, there is a kind of casual dullness, casual nodding, casual greeting and casual familiarity. It doesn't seem to take too much time and process. Maybe this is the fate of friends. We don't spend much time together, and the occasional chat is very short. But I regard these as the friendship between teachers and friends, and maybe there are not many places worth remembering.

7. Thank you for taking care of me during this time. Your teaching has benefited me a lot. I will work harder in the future and live up to your expectations.

8. Outside the pavilion, by the ancient road, I will send you thousands of miles, and the friendship between friends will be remembered in my heart. Don't forget to contact more in the future. Mochow had no confidant in the road ahead, so she sent her wishes by SMS instead of wine: a smooth and frank future and a pleasant journey!

9. Dan Xin in the casting battle song; Peach and plum are fragrant.

10, retired, time waits for no man, I wish you a happy life in the future.

1 1. After years of stormy roads, I lamented the fleeting time and recalled my past trip to Shushan Road. At this time, each of us came to the end of the world and did not meet each other. How many lovesickness only turns into tears. I wish you peace and happiness.

12, your pace is always so light and vigorous. I hope you will have more achievements in your new post. I wish you success in your career and promotion step by step!

13 teacher, you painted a picture of growth with your selfless life description.

14, parting is a bit difficult to give up in my heart, and the emotions of concern are full of fields; Farewell is the spread of regret, and the words of blessing overflow the eyes. May you and I believe that the day of reunion will not be far away.

15, I will never forget your teachings. I wish you happy every day and smooth work!