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Cool young lady funny text message

1. Recently, the weather is always cool, either the temperature drops or there is fog. Zhuge Chibi borrowed the east wind, and I took the cold wave to send my blessing. The cold wave is coming, and I wish I had a cotton-padded jacket inside. Wear it in cold weather to keep out the cold. May you be healthy forever!

2. Catch up with the sun and enjoy the warmth of the sun; Look up at the blue sky and feel the vast blue sky; Climb the mountain and learn about the towering mountains; Travel the sea and appreciate the vastness of the sea; Bless your friends and look forward to their happiness! It's cold, keep warm!

There are many words of blessing, as long as there is my blessing. There are many greetings, as long as there are my greetings. Stored a lot of short messages, just me. It's cold, remember to add clothes properly!

4. Blessing is not a firecracker, it ends when it rings; Blessing is not a stove, it will be cold after the fire; Blessing is not fashionable, and it will fade when it is out of date; Blessing is a sentence condensed from countless days of concern: it's cold, take care!

5. I'm worried about listening to the rain at night, thinking of you in winter, and the cold is still going on. I send warm greetings, which are comparable to sunshine and sent to your heart. I wish you all the best, and you can be healthy in cold weather, live a happy life and smile sweetly forever!

6. Only those who learn to be comfortable can find freedom, and only those who learn to forget can find relaxed and considerate people with friends around them. Cold or not, chilling is chilling. May your warmth bring more people. Bless you!

7. Over the years, we have had joys and sorrows, walked across the road, bypassed the mountains, ate together and drank soup together. Although you never return my messages, I still remind you for the teacher: Bajie, it's cold, wear a robe when you go out!

8. This message has three main purposes: one is to connect feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I am responsible for telling you that the warm air has cooled down, and I send you a very professional sentence: it is cold. Put more grass in the nest!

9. In the war, a soldier crawled towards the target in order to complete the task. He crawled and crawled slowly, then crawled and crawled, and he froze to death. This story reminds us that good health is the most important measure to keep warm in cold weather.

10, may the cold wind blow away troubles, snowflakes dance out happiness, and happiness shines in winter, conveying information with heart. Don't forget to add clothes when it is cold. Health is the most important!

1 1, another year of yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cold. It is hard to run around all day. When it's cold, don't forget to add clothes, cherish your health and add meals, and cherish your friendship for a long time. I wish my friends better health!

12, there's one thing I've been unable to say. Come on, I'm afraid you're paranoid, and I'm even more afraid you're unhappy; Anyway, I'm afraid you'll lose face, and I'm even more afraid you'll catch cold in the cold wind. After thinking about it, I said: Don't wear open-backed pants in cold weather!

13, a short message, a greeting, a hug, a look, a scarf; It's cold, put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you sneeze carelessly, please remember that it must be me thinking of you!

14, a greeting, a text message, a hug, a look, a scarf, warm each other with your little hand; Please remember that it's cold, so put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you sneeze carelessly, please remember that it must be me thinking of you!

15, a dime can't buy mellow coffee, a dime can't buy exquisite roses, and a dime can't buy sweet chocolate, but a dime can convey my thoughts and wishes to you! It's cold, pay attention to your health!

16, a pot of old wine, soft and mellow; A Yue opera, full of affection; It's hard to forget for a while; A blessing, having you around; A group of friends, hand in hand; A scarf, warm winter; A short message, send greetings!

17. We should strictly distinguish between the entertainment circle and the music circle. Cecilia Cheung belongs to the entertainment circle, and Sister Furong can only belong to different grades of music circles.

18, I can't stop the coming of winter, the blowing of cold wind, the falling of flowers and the coming of cold, but I can keep you warm in winter with my warmest wishes!

19, my care came as scheduled, my blessing came uninvited, you don't want to be bored or noisy, and your care is indispensable. It's cold, remember to add clothes, I wish you health and happiness!

20. I don't want to lament the changes in the world, nor do I want to wait for the unknown growth. In this journey, we learned to be strong and independent. You should take care of yourself without me. It's very cold. Stop using socks as handkerchiefs.

2 1, I can't say sweet words, but I will remind you, don't forget to add clothes when it's cold; I don't know what luxury and fashion gifts to give, but I will express my unique thoughts; I won't make unrealistic promises casually, but I will cherish the dribs and drabs that I spent with you hand in hand.

22. Always greet, always care, convey with your heart, sincerely bless, it's cold, pay more attention to your health, the wind is blowing, put on more clothes, your friends' mind is not what you say, as long as you can feel warm, I wish you happiness, health and peace!

23, the temperature has dropped, the weather is cold, and my thoughts about you have deepened; The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I have missed you for a long time. The snow has gone with the wind, the blessing has arrived, and the care for you has been sent: it is freezing in winter, and I hope you will add clothes to keep warm and be happy from now on!

24. The breeze blows away the fatigue of the whole body, the drizzle falls full of care, the bell rings sincere greetings, and the message conveys deep concern. The weather is changeable, bless funeral march. It's cold, send you a warmth.

25. The doll asked her mother, "How to make sentences with ABCDEFG?" Mom: "A! Is this child B from the C family? Standing barefoot on D, EF wears nothing, and there is a small GG…… ... "

26. I heard that your mobile phone has no short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not sent by me, please reply to me: I do, it is yours!

27. No matter how cold the weather is, remember to exercise; No matter how busy you are at work, remember to rest; No matter how far away friends are, remember to contact. Friends, it's cold, keep warm, work hard and live happily.

28. The weather changes quickly, and the cold wind blows quietly. I like you because you are cute! Cover the quilt at night to prevent the feet of birds from freezing. You can also chew bones, which can supplement calcium. Don't say I am too bad. Have a happy day!

29. The weather is very cold. Weaver weaves a colorful scarf with purple persistence, blue intimacy, blue heartache, green concern, yellow sincerity, orange sincerity and red love. She wants me to send it to you through this short message, saying: friend, it's cold, take care!

30. It's cold, and idle clouds are used as petticoats; The ground is cold, and the leaves are loaded; Yan was cold and moved south; Fish is cold and deep; Today, winter has begun. I use my blessing to sew a thoughtful dress for you and put it on your heart to protect you from the snowstorm in Wan Li!

3 1, it's cold, I want to give you a coat: it's warm in your pocket; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat closely accompany you through every minute, and be sure to be happy.

32. It's cold. I want to give you a coat: it's warm in your pocket; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you closely through every minute, and be sure to be happy!

33. The weather is very cold. Don't try to be brave when you are tired. Take a break! Don't be bored, talk! Don't stay up when you are sleepy, lie down! Don't take it all, share it! Miss me, stop talking, contact! Remember!

It's cold, give you some warmth. Give you a fire in winter: fire; Two fires in winter: inflammation; Three fires in winter: Yan; Four fires in winter: rafters. Sample, I can't believe I can't cook you!

It's cold, my friend. Don't catch a cold. Now medicine is so expensive, it is bitter to take medicine and have an injection, not to mention the body is so expensive. I'll prescribe some coptis for you, so you can't say the pain, okay?

The leaves have fallen, but the friendship is still there. The weather is cold, and there are joys and sorrows. Time goes by, suddenly look back, say hello, miss you deeply; Friendship is always by your side. Send this greeting with a smile: Winter is coming, take care of your health!

37. The emperor said that the climate has changed recently, and it is hot and cold, so this order was issued. Ai Qing treats herself well, adds clothes to keep warm, avoids catching a cold, and keeps a happy mood at any time. I respect that!

Please don't refuse every snowflake that falls on you, because every snowflake has my best wishes and cordial greetings to you. But it's cold, so keep warm.

39. Gently call for the beauty in the distance and gently describe our life. The dreams we pursue are cultivated silently in our hearts, and cherished friends are often worried about the years. Friends, don't forget to add clothes when it's cold.

40, the temperature has turned cold, the road is still noisy, the work is still like a castle, the days are still monotonous, Jay is still in Fan Texi ... far away, in this day that is no different from usual, send my best wishes, happiness and good luck!

4 1, in fact, there is no difference between laziness and diligence of pigs A pig slept all day. Do you think he is lazy? Not necessarily, you know, it is not easy to persist in doing one thing for a long time!

You know our friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump off a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Wow! Strangely, not dead! "

43. Men spend money to make women happy; Women spend money because men make them unhappy. .....

44. If there were no sky, there would be no land, no clouds, no rain, no world and no you. I am the sky, I am the cloud, and my world includes you. I still remember when I bought you from the pig market …