Tanabata spoof SMS?

One day, Cowherd told Weaver: Tanabata is coming, but we can't meet each other because magpies are in love. Weaver replied: it doesn't matter, then let's send text messages!

Gossip: On Tanabata today, the old man prepared a red rope for a wild pull, and Cupid prepared a golden arrow for a wild shot. Don't say I didn't remind you, go find your true love! If you find it, you will be happy all your life!

Today, on Tanabata, the Weaver Girl lost the news, leaving only the Cowherd to cry again. After investigation, Vega was taken away by the guy who read the information on his mobile phone! Dude, don't look. Weaver girl is a wife no matter how beautiful she is. I wish you find a fairy on Tanabata!

Toads date swans, and swans are beautiful; The cat dated the mouse, and the mouse smiled. Big Wolf dated Pleasant Goat, and Pleasant Goat arrived. The impossible becomes possible. If you don't act, you should act. Let's date immediately on Tanabata!

Reason is a useless pot cover, and emotional boiling water can wash it away at any time, because the bottom of the pot is burning with dry wood of love. Tanabata is coming, show your love, and wish you a happy, beautiful and untimely love!

Wife is a tree, lover is grass. Plant a big tree and a meadow. Hold the tree tightly and protect the grass. Enjoy the cool under the tree and walk the birds on the grass. Harmonious society, green environmental protection. Scientific love, comprehensive coordination. Happy Valentine's Day!

Dear Weaver Girl: Valentine's Day on Tanabata is coming. May we hold high the great banner of infatuation with China characteristics, carry forward the fine tradition of meeting at Queqiao, and let two people love always online and jointly create a new situation of love. Sincerity from cowherd.

Love is a protracted war. After a long period of positional warfare, tug-of-war, sports warfare, tunnel warfare and guerrilla warfare, I finally understand that you are invincible! I've decided to surrender to you unconditionally on Tanabata. Please accept a prisoner of war!

On the occasion of Chinese Valentine's Day, on behalf of Nu Wa, Chang 'e, Yue Lao, Wang Mu, Cowherd and Weaver Girl, I would like to extend my holiday condolences to talented people and beautiful women. I wish all lovers will be well. Don't be discouraged by the leftover men and women. As the old saying goes, the last one is king!

Weaver girl is so anxious to wait. Why hasn't the cowherd arrived yet? Send a message and call, and get on the magpie bridge quickly!

The mouse is particularly depressed because he has no girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him. The mouse is very happy. Others laughed at his lack of foresight. Mouse: What do you know? At least she is a stewardess! ! ! ! ! !

If there really is a magpie bridge. I will accompany you to the end of the bridge, and then I will tear it down and never let you go again. Would you like to?

Tanabata arrived and there was nothing to send, so I sent a pair of couplets. The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! I wish you a happy Tanabata!

As the saying goes: the train does not push, happiness does not blow; Tanabata, I want to say to you: You are right, and your heart will get drunk.

On the occasion of Valentine's Day on Qixi. Bian Xiao hopes that the other half will be happy forever, and no other half will be happy forever.

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